Category: Horoscopes AV

  • Virgo 6-2-24

    Jun 2, 2024… Do ya smell what’s in the air, Virgo? No, I don’t have gas. Gross — Achoo! Yeah, it’s also more than just allergies. See, the Moon in Aries conjunct Chiron in Aries will reflect climax energies into the air that will be primo for culminating the rewards of your hard work. There will be high potential for payoffs, which sounds pretty banger. So, don’t stand in the way of what you’ve earned. You really did earn it and you deserve to reap those benefits, babe. Breathe it in, V.

  • Leo 6-2-24

    Jun 2, 2024… Freight train, meet Leo — at 59 mph! Buddy, I don’t mean to damper your Sunday, but there’s a good chance you’ll be getting to meet up with some lessons as promoted by the Moon in Aries conjunct Chiron in Aries. Big ouch. On the one hand, it probably won’t feel great if you have sudden realizations about a person or situation. Then again, accepting and acting on those truths today could save you from pain in the long run. Knowing this ahead of time, like you now do, could actually spare any hurt feelings and actually make a great day by focusing on not what you HAVE, but where you are headed. So, don’t get hit by that train. Hop on it and ride it toward better things to come. Yee, yee!

  • Cancer 6-2-24

    Jun 2, 2024… Where’s an easy button when you need one? Geez Louise! Well, today could have you considering second chances in a big way. With a Moon in Aries conjunct Chiron in Aries, the vibes will encourage lessons learned and big ideas coming together for ah-ha moments and second tries. That could mean getting back out there after a rejection on a career or personal level, trying to kick a bad habit, or restarting an old project. Your best efforts will be good enough, even if it’s not easy-button simple. Put in the work, and today could be a great day to move forward. Go live your best life, Crabby.

  • Gemini 6-2-24

    Jun 2, 2024… First of all, no. Rage quitting is not an option, Gemini. However, the Moon in Aries conjunct Chiron in Aries will boost chances for restarting through the transformative vibes. Don’t call quits on something that’s been giving you a headache — unless it’s REALLY not worth it. Instead, channel the vibes into backing up and crafting a new plan of attack. You have the mind power to rethink this thing, and the Universe will be backing you all the way. One more time, Gem. You’ll get it!

  • Taurus 6-2-24

    Jun 2, 2024… Before you use your mad executive skills to try to veto this day, hear me out. Sure, that Moon in Aries conjunct Chiron in Aries could mean some tough lessons. While that certainly sucks lemons, the vibes could be equally strong for everything coming together or having an opportunity to try something again. Not your ex. You’ve ridden that rollercoaster, and it wasn’t worth it. Move on. But maybe something you thought you were bad at gets new dedication from you until you master that skill. Or a job comes up that you once went out for and didn’t get. Instead of focusing on what could go wrong, try thinking of all the ways this could go right for you. Your natural creativity could have you spinning this day however you like, Bull, if you’ll just quit trying to cancel the whole thing. Embrace the possibilities, buddy.

  • Aries 6-2-24

    Jun 2, 2024… You know how they say a spoonful of sugar makes the medicine go down? It’s like they’ve never taken disgusting medicine before. I mean, ew! But just in case, may I just say that you look freaking amazing today? Consider that your sugar, Aries. Now here’s your medicine: you might be in for a plot twist or two with a Moon in Aries conjunct Chiron in Aries today. Even if you don’t love the changes, they just may give you a chance for a fresh start. Either way, don’t forget that even the greatest OOOPS can usually be turned into an amazing opportunity if you look for a way to do it. And you really do look amazing, Ram.

  • Pisces 6-1-24

    Jun 1, 2024… It’s my money and I need it now! Don’t mind me, Fishy. You just keep building your empire over there. After all, with a Moon in Aries sextile the Sun, Venus and Jupiter in Gemini, the vibes will be great for crushing financial goals. Want to save some money? Perhaps you’ll get a brilliant idea on how. Want to make a big purchase? You could uncover big discounts or finally make a financial plan click. Expect mind on your money and money on your mind with this energy! Just be wary of comparing your financial situation to others. You got better things to do with your time. Keep it peachy keen!

  • Aquarius 6-1-24

    Jun 1, 2024… Weeee! Life may be a wild roller coaster (can I get off this ride, please?), but Aquarius will likely experience an uphill ride thanks to the Moon in Aries sextile the Sun, Venus and Jupiter in Gemini, which could boost your abilities for climbing higher towards your aspirations. These Water Bearer Boots were made for climbing. Especially your boots. Lucky you, you’ll be getting a cosmic boost in that department. Go get what’s yours, friend. Put those feets to work and climb, climb, climb!

  • Capricorn 6-1-24

    Jun 1, 2024… I hope you like achieving goals and making bank, Cappy, because today’s Moon in Aries sextile the Sun, Venus and Jupiter in Gemini will be all about the win. If you focus on what you want today, you’ll likely get an atmospheric boost toward success. If that sounds a little airy fairy for you, think of it as aligning the success-driven vibes with your own goals. Use this vibe to assess your financial goals, look at your personal ones, and figure out the next best step for you. Maybe you need to get serious about saving something other than receipts from your purchases, or maybe it will be time to grab that self-help book that’s all the rage right now. Whatever you do today toward reaching the goals you have will certainly help you make progress. I want to say DUH right now, but that seems rude. But, really, Cap: duh. Now go out and be the abso-freakin-lutely motivate and amazing human that you are.

  • Sagittarius 6-1-24

    Jun 1, 2024… Make it rain! Make it hail! Actually, don’t make it hail. That would hurt, Saggy. Speaking of making it rain, energies from the Moon in Aries sextile the Sun, Venus and Jupiter in Gemini will reflect financial oriented Universe juices. Sip on that, yo. You could ride these energies into being mindful about money throughout the day, but if you let them ride you instead, you could be in for increased worries or anxiety about money. Nobody’s needing that negativity in their lives. Take control of the juices and make a smoothie all your own, Sag. Yum!

  • Scorpio 6-1-24

    Jun 1, 2024… Get high, Scorpio! I mean, like, floating on cloud nine high. Get it together, dude. The Moon in Aries sextile the Sun, Venus and Jupiter in Gemini will encourage climbing closer to your dreams this Saturday. My only warning with this batch of awesome sauce energies is to be careful that you don’t get swept away by the pure bliss of the vibes to the point that you dream the day away without actually progressing towards your dreams. I know you’re a dreamer, Scorpster. This Saturday, you can also be a doer. What are you waiting for? Get your climb on!

  • Libra 6-1-24

    Jun 1, 2024… Your airy sensibilities will feel right as rain with a Moon in Aries sextile the Sun, Venus and Jupiter in Gemini. Not only will you likely feel more grounded by today’s energies, Libra, you could also be inspired to appreciate the significant progress you’ve made in life, at home, or at work. The energies will also feature financial potential, so you could see the work you’ve done literally pay off (HAHA). Enjoy a day that feels easy peasy lemon squeezy. Sometimes the Universe throws you a bone. Enjoy it, Scales!