May 29, 2024… I SWEAR I will fill your sinuses with curdled milk! Whoa, Virgo. Take a chill pill. Sure, the Moon in Aquarius square Mercury and Uranus in Taurus could lead to becoming pushy if you take the assertive energies too far, but you can absolutely channel them at just the right level of assertive. Keeping your rage in check will be a big part of that, though. Just because you can pump curdled milk into someone’s nose, doesn’t mean you should. You get me? Do stand up for yourself and stand your ground. Don’t go attack dog on those who oppose you. Keep cool, V.
Category: Horoscopes AV
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Leo 5-29-24
May 29, 2024… Step aside or get curb stomped, pal! That’s not me threatening you, Leo. That could, however, be you getting aggressive this Wednesday. The Moon in Aquarius square Mercury and Uranus in Taurus will be unleashing assertive energies, which means you’ll want to beware of becoming aggressive. You can use the vibes to bravely stand up for yourself when you’re high vibing. Unfortunately, if your lower side comes out to play, it’ll be all fun and games until someone gets shanked. Keep yourself under control. If you feel an angry outburst coming on, channel it in a healthy way. No stabbing people, okay? Great!
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Cancer 5-29-24
May 29, 2024… Who’s the baddest boss around? Today, that’ll be you, Crabby, with a Moon in Aquarius square Mercury and Uranus in Taurus. Not only will you likely come in strong with that assertive vibe, you’ll also have the potential to use your innate wisdom and communication skills to approach challenges while fostering teamwork. That could require out-of-the-box thinking for some creative yet practical solutions, which you can totally handle. Just don’t get tripped up by any weird team dynamics; focus on building that spirit of appreciation and cooperation, and you’ll be striding into Happy Hour like you own the place. Cheers!
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Gemini 5-29-24
May 29, 2024… Late, LaTe, LATE. Gemini, if you’re channeling the White Rabbit, you can totally blame the Moon in Aquarius square Mercury and Uranus in Taurus. There will be grand energies for getting stuff done, which could be fabulous. Except that it could unravel into you’re feeling the need to get everything done. You may be under pressure with deadlines or just paranoid that you don’t have enough time. Breathe! You really won’t get stuff done if you’re having a meltdown. So, take it one task at a time. At the end of the day, you can pat yourself on the back for all you’ve done and game plan for what’s yet to be finished. I believe in you, Gem.
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Taurus 5-29-24
May 29, 2024… Whoa there! Your standards might just exceed the weight limit here. They can, after all, be pretty hefty. With a Moon in Aquarius square Mercury and Uranus in Taurus, you could be wanting to challenge yourself to take on something new. While that could be cool, please keep in mind that enormous standards and impossible standards are very different things. Make sure you keep them high but not impossible unless you enjoy epic fails — and we know you don’t. Step out of your comfort zone all you want, but don’t make your goals so big you feel defeated before you even begin. If anyone’s got this, it’ll be you. So buck up, buttercup, and get to work!
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Aries 5-29-24
May 29, 2024… Time to rise and grind, Aries! Expect the Moon in Aquarius square Mercury and Uranus in Taurus to have you in Boss mode today. You’ll be coming in as strong as your morning cup of coffee — and twice as hot. Just be careful that no one gets burned in the process. Using the energy to power through your day with your trademark warmth and style could free you up time to work on some projects you’ve had to shelve in the past. Go on, and glow on, Ram, because you’ll definitely be showing this Wednesday who’s boss.
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Pisces 5-28-24
May 28, 2024… Well, slap my sassafras and call me Daisy! This day could go from dreamy to cowboy faster than you can say “howdy, Partner.” Forget roping, riding and carrying a six-shooter around for the sole purpose of challenging someone to a duel. Instead, the Moon in Aquarius trine the Sun and Venus in Gemini will release strong vibes for stepping up to take charge like a Wild West cowboy in a movie that’s not even remotely historically accurate. Using this energy to heal old wounds could be one powerful way to cowboy up today, Pisces. Just don’t get discouraged if you don’t have instant success. Keep working on you, and know you’ll get through the day as surely as a Western hero says “yeehaw” at regular intervals. YEEHAW!
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Aquarius 5-28-24
May 28, 2024… Ever lick a battery, Aquarius? Don’t. They’re not tasty, nor are they energizing. However, the Moon in Aquarius trine the Sun and Venus in Gemini will be releasing all the hyped up energies you could ever need this Tuesday. Sure, the ole engine could have some misfires before it gets going, but the vibes will be epic for taking action and speeding through your need-to-dos. Lick up the energies and get to work, WB. You’ve got greatness to achieve. Onward! Mush! Mush!
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Capricorn 5-28-24
May 28, 2024… You know what’s hotter than a Cap in the middle of summer? No, not a Cappy on fire. Geeze. A Goat who takes care of themselves! This Tuesday, you’ll have the chance to go supernova hot by using the Moon in Aquarius trine the Sun and Venus in Gemini energies to take care of yourself and your health. Check in with your body, mind and soul. Figure out what you’re needing or craving and honor thyself by getting it — as long as it’s a healthy craving, I might add. Also, drink lots of water. You need that to not die. Claim your flame of health, Cap!
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Sagittarius 5-28-24
May 28, 2024… Vrroom vrroom! That’s the sound of Saggy getting it done, yo. The Moon in Aquarius trine the Sun and Venus in Gemini will reflect fabulous energies for getting your do-tee-do on. That’s not code for anything. It just means that you could get a lot accomplished with the action packed energies under your wings. Take your chance, along with the vibes, to go after stuff you’ve been putting off or that’s been weighing heavily on your mind. You can do all of the things. Maybe, though, just start out with one thing and go from there. Yeehaw, Sag!
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Scorpio 5-28-24
May 28, 2024… Swing, batter, batter! Swing! Scorpio, you likely won’t strike out in accomplishing stuff this Tuesday. With the Moon in Aquarius trine the Sun and Venus in Gemini, any lingering motivation dysfunction will likely be wiped out by the new action-packed energies. You could struggle a bit in the beginning of the day, but once you get into the action vibes, you will likely feel fully energized and totally unstoppable. Get back into the swing of things, my friend. Hit a homerun, Scorpster!
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Libra 5-28-24
May 28, 2024… Sharpen your pencils and adjust your planner, Libra, because today you’ll likely be shifting into high gear. The Moon in Aquarius trine the Sun and Venus in Gemini will bring a hyped vibe for jumping right into goals and need-to-dos. The energies will also be strong for self-care, like getting health checks and screenings for a little preventative care. Today you could be diving into your next set of goals and investing in yourself through health check-ins (mental, physical, and spiritual). The Universe be calling you out to step up and into your greatness, Scales!