Category: Horoscopes AV

  • Virgo 5-18-24

    May 18, 2024… Alligators. Sharks. Flesh-eating virus. You, telling everyone they’re an idiot. All things that could get you killed — or at least get your butt kicked. Today’s Moon trine Pluto in Aquarius could have you feeling smarter than everyone else in the room but telling them that could make you look like a big old jerk. Instead, focus on using the powerful energy to solve problems and take care of any unfinished business you’ve been busy grudge-holding about. In fact, the most powerful thing you could do today just might be to use these strong, emotional vibes to move forward. Letting go of the heavy stuff you may have hung on to will make you feel stronger and more powerful than that grudge ever could. Hey, you’d be being the bigger person in that situation, which will suit your mood today down to the ground. If that’s not a win-win, I don’t know what is, Virgo!

  • Leo 5-18-24

    May 18, 2024… You’ll be shining so bright today, Leo, that those around you just might need shades, and that part of Saturday can be pretty amazing. But pesky crap could arise if you trip on all the feels (or into bed with someone you don’t really like) that could result from today’s powerful energy. With the Moon trine Pluto in Aquarius, you might have a bit of a time trying to sort out how you feel… and crave both some space and a connection. Focus on spreading some light all around (like, big picture stuff) if you don’t feel like getting up close and personal (wink wink), because you, Lion, probably don’t want to wake up on Sunday with a stranger wearing your clothes and eating your cheerios.

  • Cancer 5-18-24

    May 18, 2024… OUCH! GET OFF ME!!! At least that’s what your head might say if your heart tries to butt in. You know, if that was physically possible. Today will have that vibe with the Moon in Libra trine Pluto in Aquarius. Crabby, your saucy attitude may be taking cues from your head while your heart protests from the backseat, demanding attention. Your head will want to keep driving, but it could be driving distracted. Fortunately, if you work to give them both a little attention, it will likely help you feel more balanced and focused this Saturday, Cancer.

  • Gemini 5-18-24

    May 18, 2024… Well, today will likely be another emotionally-charged — wait, no! Come back! DON’T RUN AWAY FROM ME, GEMINI. *whispers* I have cookies. Okay, well, today could be charged with emotions, sure, with the Moon in Libra trine Pluto in Aquarius. But that’s not necessarily a bad thing! Whether you’re fed up with some part of your life or you’re bored or whatnot and you feel like changing things up, you can turn your emotions and today’s energies into actually changing stuff up! Yeah, see? I’m not here to lecture you about emotional well-being (not this time…). You can do a little happy dance as you ride the vibes of new possibilities. *Sips tea* And you thought you could run from me and my wisdom. Amateur.

  • Taurus 5-18-24

    May 18, 2024… Your heart may be warring with a total mind duck. I said DUCK. Oh, never mind! You get me — even though this autocorrect thing is a ducking nightmare. I mean — what the actual duck? Anyway, as I was saying, with a Libra Moon trine Pluto in Aquarius, you could be feeling totally conflicted. Your heart may want one thing, your head another. Needing space but wanting to spill about your feels could have you seriously ducked up, but remember to pay a little attention to your intuition to figure out how to get what you need without totally quacking (HA-HA) up, Bull.

  • Aries 5-18-24

    May 18, 2024… Could a Saturday emotional hangover be a real thing? I vote yes. With an incoming Scorpio Moon trine Pluto in Aquarius, you could be finding your head and heart squabbling for space. Telling them both to shut the front door so you can rest may be your whole mood, but if you can manage to make room for both, you might find yourself accessing key insights that will help you be better in your relationships, Ram. A little empathy might move in, or you might find yourself embracing a truth bomb you’ve denied for too long. Just open up to what your heart and mind have to say, and you may move out of that emotional hangover and into the regular Saturday variety.

  • Pisces 5-17-24

    May 17, 2024… While you’re juggling more tasks than a three-ring circus, don’t forget to make some time for you. Treat yourself, Fishy, and I don’t mean with another task tossed on your spinning plates. A Moon in Virgo opposing Neptune in Pisces and trine the Sun, Venus, Jupiter and Uranus will bring in easy communication vibes that could enhance your love life, but making time for yourself will help the most important relationship in your life — the one with yourself, of course! Sure, the fact that you can do a million things and finish more than most might be an impressive add to your resume, but showing love for yourself is always priceless — and much needed after juggling everything you do. So, schedule some time for self-love. Mwah!

  • Aquarius 5-17-24

    May 17, 2024… BABY. Meet me in the middle, won’t ya? Aquarians can expect an increased ability to communicate what’s on their mind and understand others more easily thanks to the Moon in Virgo opposing Neptune in Pisces and trine the Sun, Venus, Jupiter and Uranus. You could find communication will come in clutch this Friday, particularly being able to understand body language or picking up on when things have gone unsaid. It’s okay to pursue these, but don’t push people too hard to get answers. Meet them where they’re at. Meet them in the middle, WB!

  • Capricorn 5-17-24

    May 17, 2024… Ever have a rave in the grave? Well, that’s how you get possessed or cursed, so don’t. Especially this Friday, because the Moon in Virgo opposing Neptune in Pisces and trine the Sun, Venus, Jupiter and Uranus will be increasing communication while thinning the veil to the Other Side. This strengthened communication will likely lead to epic intuition, especially since there will be the possibility of information leaks from the Beyond. I mean, if you believe in that sort of thing… Anyway, you can use the bolstered intuition with these communication vibes to assist loved ones or help yourself see clearly about an issue. You do you, Cappy. BOO! Did I scare ya?!

  • Sagittarius 5-17-24

    May 17, 2024… Easy flowing but dreamy communication vibes coming in from the Moon in Virgo opposing Neptune in Pisces and trine the Sun, Venus, Jupiter and Uranus could have you wanting to analyze your dreams for hours on end, Saggy…which could gain you cool insights from friends but might not go over well in a job interview or in line at the grocery store. You may even find yourself daydreaming about a special someone — or about setting fire to a special someone; I don’t know about your love life (Don’t set people on fire. That leads to 20 to life in a jumpsuit). While that’s cool and all, use the vibes well by making time just for yourself — to dream, to rest, and to reward yourself for all you do. Just let the only fire you ignite today be a passionate love and appreciation for yourself.

  • Scorpio 5-17-24

    May 17, 2024… Sticks and stones may break my bones, but whips and chains — ah, too much information. Sorry (not sorry). Scorpio, the Moon in Virgo Neptune in Pisces and trine the Sun, Venus, Jupiter and Uranus will support a little self-love this Fri-yay. It could be a challenge to find time for yourself, but also rewarding. Do something good for you, whether that’s exploring new bedroom activities (partner or no partner), using a personal day for mental health, doing an emotional check-in, or something else. The possibilities for self-love are endless, and some don’t take much time at all. Don’t let being busy stop you from doing good for you. You DESERVE some TLC. Reach for the stars, Scorpster.

  • Libra 5-17-24

    May 17, 2024… If you just found a 30-minute block on your schedule for self-love, you might be a Libra. With a Moon in Virgo opposing Neptune in Pisces and trine the Sun, Venus, Jupiter and Uranus, you could feel distracted and in need of a little TLC and that’s okay. While outsourcing a massage or facial might be just what the Universe ordered, you could also tune into your own expertise to give yourself the love you need. Fitting in a power nap, a healthy lunch, a quick meditation, or even going outside could help you really feel the love in the air today. Indeed, the love that matters most is the kind you give to yourself, dear Scales.