Category: Horoscopes AV

  • Virgo 5-6-24

    May 6, 2024… Set a firecracker under your booty or the Universe will! I don’t mean literally. Geeze, do you think so little of me? Virgo, being able to better express your feelings could come more naturally thanks to the Moon in Aries conjunct Mercury and Chiron, but that’s only if you make use of these fantastic energies. So, you might have to set a metaphorical fire under yourself if you find you’re resisting heart-to-hearts. You have feelings and it’s okay to express them in constructive ways. Use these energies to boost your self awareness and talk out your emotions, be they positive, negative, or somewhere in between. You’re a rockstar, V.

  • Leo 5-6-24

    May 6, 2024… Ya ever feel like rolling yourself up in some blankets and making a Lion burrito? Fair enough. This Monday will be host to terrific self-care vibes from the Moon in Aries conjunct Mercury and Chiron, so you could totally burrito-fy yourself. Take what’s yours! Meaning, like, take a nap or a break or something. The day’s vibes won’t be so great for taking over the world. Unless you find that therapeutic, I guess. I mean, you do you. Make today about tending to your needs — emotionally, physically and spiritually — if you can. When you love yourself, you really can’t go wrong. Three cheers for self-care! Hip, hip, hooray!

  • Cancer 5-6-24

    May 6, 2024… Okay, first things first. Grab some duct tape. Maybe a sedative. And… I don’t know where you thought I was going, but no one is being kidnapped today, Crabby. By you, at any rate. Hopefully. With a Moon in Aries conjunct Mercury and Chiron, the vibes will be strong for easy communication. Just to be safe, you may want to keep the duct tape on hand for your own mouth. The sedative? To help you cool your jets so that you don’t get hyped up and overshare. In other words, chill. Really though, as long as you take time to think before speaking, you could skip the sedative, put down the duct tape, and truly express yourself. Say what you need to say, bright Cancer.

  • Gemini 5-6-24

    May 6, 2024… That rustling sound you keep hearing isn’t a mouse; it’s your consciousness, smothered under layers of logic. I think I’d rather take on the mouse, honestly. This Monday, the Moon in Aries conjunct Mercury and Chiron will be promoting your sixth sense. Listen to your inner voice, Gemini. You might like to go at things after a painstaking analysis of all the variables, but today your gut reaction could save you both time and pain. So, I challenge you to dig out that voice (look under the stacks of logical reasoning files… it’s probably buried under there) and hear what it has to say. Good luck, Gem.

  • Taurus 5-6-24

    May 6, 2024… Friend or Fiend? It all depends. With a Moon in Aries conjunct Mercury and Chiron, the vibes for communication could be stirring up. Whether people see you as friend or foe depends entirely on how you use it. Telling people how they don’t measure up could damage your relationships — while taking the time to express gratitude could strengthen them. As the vibe shifts, use kindness, even if you feel like being short. Your intuition will point you in the right direction, if you choose to listen, and it could be transformative, Bull.

  • Aries 5-6-24

    May 6, 2024… Starting a conversation with STFU or any other saucy abbreviation probably won’t be what the energy of a Moon in Aries conjunct Mercury and Chiron meant for you to do with that burst of easy communication energy. Instead, consider how to say how you feel without, you know, dropping the f-bomb on anyone. Just don’t go nuclear on anyone, my Aries friend. Instead, focus on caring for you, which could mean saying a simple no to things you don’t want to do and saying yes to something that makes you feel good. Like a long bath, not like Prime it with plastic. Expressing your feelings might not be easy, but be sure to use your intuition to communicate with love.

  • Pisces 5-5-24

    May 5, 2024… Time to throw out those skinny jeans that have been in your closet for longer than the runtime of your favorite show! You know what’s up, Pisces. With a Moon in Aries conjunct Mars, a clean sweep may be just what you need. Of course, it might not be your closet that needs clearing. It might be your energy. Removing toxic relationships could be necessary, or you could find your focus lingering on one of the many projects you started but never finished. Taking care of something that’s weighing on you will likely help clear your head. So, donate those skinny jeans, delete the number of that toxic frenemy, and get stuff done. You got this!

  • Aquarius 5-5-24

    May 5, 2024… Fire in the hole! Aquarius, you could be da bomb dot com at accomplishing goals when you dig into the vibes from the Moon in Aries conjunct Mars. This Sunday, you could find excellent energies to restart a project or rethink an idea that hasn’t been panning out. Perseverance will be the key word of the day, you little firecracker! Don’t give up on a dream before you give it a few tries. If you want it, try, try again. If you fall, you can re-energize with the vibes and pick yourself back up. Let’s do this, WB.

  • Capricorn 5-5-24

    May 5, 2024… Before you throw out your whole partner or whole house, maybe break for coffee for a minute. With a Moon in Aries conjunct Mars, your longing for fresh starts could seem overwhelming. But only if you let it. Using the energy to downsize and reorganize could help you find some breathing space. But don’t let your clean sweep have you throwing out things you actually want to keep — like healthy relationships or a job you love. A fresh start could mean a new perspective. Outline your goals and don’t worry if you can’t get everything done in a day. Drink coffee, assess, do what you can, and repeat, Cappy.

  • Sagittarius 5-5-24

    May 5, 2024… Get your head in the game, Saggy! This Sunday will not just be a day to blow things up (please don’t blow anything up!), but will also be host to some fabulous energies for restarting a project that wasn’t panning out as planned. Use your head and these energies to think your way into a new plan of action with this Moon in Aries conjunct Mars, possibly with a backup plan to boot. Giving up? That’s for slackers. You, friend, are a whole dang Archer. Rise with a bang and own these vibes. You’re a champion!

  • Scorpio 5-5-24

    May 5, 2024… All hail letting crap go! Scorpster, the Moon in Aries conjunct Mars will promote growth through action, like donating stuff you don’t use anymore or actively working to let go of a grudge, which may involve some heart to heart. You could do a lot of good by engaging in some small acts of selflessness or forgiveness. Don’t be afraid of change. Do yourself a favor and use these energies to work towards positive changes. You’ve got the power!

  • Libra 5-5-24

    May 5, 2024… Trying to think through chaos could be driving you bananas, clever Libra. With a Moon in Aries conjunct Mars, you’ll likely be leaning toward a clean sweep of your space. Think organization and throwing out junk. Bring in a potted plant, update your vision board, or do whatever it takes to make your outer space match the keen organization of your inner one. Doing so could help you find a new approach to a challenge that’s been weighing on you. Out with the old and in with the new, even if all that means is clearing some clutter so you can think straight and reunite with your brilliant thoughts. Have at it, Scales!