Category: Horoscopes AV

  • Virgo 4-23-24

    Apr 23, 2024… You likely chose smarty pants over sassy pants today with a Moon in Scorpio opposing the Sun in Taurus and square Pluto in Aquarius. Great choice. Your butt looks awesome in those. After all, smart is hot. You’ll likely find your usual smarts cranked up, but all that thinking and over-thinking could have you doubting your decisions, which could have you puzzling over a problem. Your intuition won’t steer you wrong if you learn to trust it, my Virgo friend. Chill on the over-thinking, and do the smartest thing for you. You already know what it is. And if you don’t? Flip a coin. You’ll know before it lands what’s right for you.

  • Leo 4-23-24

    Apr 23, 2024… You know, but you don’t know-know, you know? Yeah, I know you get me, Leo. You’ve got decisions to make, and the Moon in Scorpio opposing the Sun in Taurus and square Pluto in Aquarius could reflect you questioning if what you think you know could be right. So, ask the questions. Evaluate the facts. Figure it out. Don’t impulsively reach a decision just because you think you should. Throw away “should” and stick to what your gut tells you will serve your highest purpose. Then, do that, and don’t second-guess yourself, my wise, capable, and clever Lion.

  • Cancer 4-23-24

    Apr 23, 2024… Waffling back and forth on a decision could be peak Cancer. Want some syrup with that? With the Moon in Scorpio opposing the Sun in Taurus and square Pluto in Aquarius, you could definitely be a waffler. And if that’s making you crave actual waffles, join the club. Now all I can think about is warmed syrup poured over crispy, fresh waffles. Thanks for that. Meanwhile, you’ve got a decision to make. The vibes today will kick your innate intellectual abilities up a notch, so dive into solid decisions. Do whatever will align best with your goals. Don’t trust me; trust YOU. You’ve got this, Crabby. Now I’m gonna go get some waffles…

  • Gemini 4-23-24

    Apr 23, 2024… Wake me from this night-day-mare! Gemini, with the Moon in Scorpio opposing the Sun in Taurus and square Pluto in Aquarius, it will be raining down doubts from dark storm clouds and things could seem to be getting in the way of your dreams. Don’t worry, though. It’s all in your head! That’s actually not very comforting, is it? Well, look. Obstacles can only stop you if you BELIEVE they’re stronger than you. But if you believe in your own power, you shall overcome. See? So no matter what stands in your way, you can rise above it and keep charging toward your dreams. BOOM. You’re a star!

  • Taurus 4-23-24

    Apr 23, 2024… Got trust issues with yourself? That happens to the best of us, Bull, when it comes to decision-making. One bad past decision could have us reeling for a while. Today, the Moon in Scorpio will be opposing the Sun in Taurus and square Pluto in Aquarius, which could have the energy turned up for wisdom and intuition. You’ll likely have a problem to solve, and you already know the right thing to do. You just may be having trouble trusting yourself to make that call. Do it. Seriously. Your intuition will be sending out alarm bells. Go over the facts and check in with your feelings to be sure, but in the end, you’ll have to decide to trust yourself enough to make the decision, able and clever Taurus.

  • Aries 4-23-24

    Apr 23, 2024… Crikey, mate. It’s a Ram! While the Moon in Scorpio opposing the Sun in Taurus and square Pluto in Aquarius could boost your self-doubt, especially in your intuition, remember that you are ARIES. Like, your knack for intuition has been unparalleled compared to other Signs. Wade through the swamp of doubt, my friend. Beyond the crud you will rediscover your edge. Journey through these doubter energies. Remember who you are! Lastly, don’t let some woo woo energies from the Universe tear you down. You’re better than that. Weather the storm like the beast you are (in a good way)!

  • Pisces 4-22-24

    Apr 22, 2024… If today was a mood it might be a series of exclamation marks. !!! With a Moon in Libra opposing Mercury, Chiron and Venus in Aries, you may feel a strong desire to sing “Everything is Awesome” — or at least feel like you could, Pisces. You’ll likely say a solid “pffft” to challenges, dismissing them in total confidence that no obstacle will stand in your way today, not for long anyway. The big energy will give you a solid lift all day if you focus on progress and doing your best. Go ahead, end every statement with exclamation marks and let everyone know you made this day your best one yet!

  • Aquarius 4-22-24

    Apr 22, 2024… Like trying to eat a delicious, well-rounded and nutritious meal, this Monday’s plate could present some challenges for Aquarians. The vibes of the Moon in Libra opposing Mercury, Chiron and Venus in Aries could have you seeking harmony and balance. While there are plenty of places you may go looking to fulfill this need, try to make sure you’re searching for constructive outlets. Like, don’t go nuts on retail therapy. Do go crazy with actually therapeutic things, such as meditation. Ya get me, WB? Balance your plate with tasty, nutritious items for your soul, body and mind. Viva equilibrium, y’all.

  • Capricorn 4-22-24

    Apr 22, 2024… LET’S. GET. FIRED. UP. (clap! clap! clap!) CAPPY, THE VIBES FROM THE — oh, sorry. Caps lock. As I was saying, the vibes from the Moon in Libra opposing Mercury, Chiron and Venus in Aries will be all about energy and enthusiasm. Monday blues? They’ve got no chance if you embrace these vibes. Get hyped up, but don’t lose your wits along the way. You could find yourself in some pretty sticky situations if you forget to bring forethought along for the ride. Not every opportunity will be worth jumping into, no matter how much enthusiasm you have. Keep a clear head so your aim stays true, Cap. Good luck!

  • Sagittarius 4-22-24

    Apr 22, 2024… FIGHT! FIGHT! FIGHT! Wow, what a way to start off the week, Saggy. Okay, you probably won’t actually jump out of bed raring to brawl, but the Moon in Libra opposing Mercury, Chiron and Venus in Aries could have a way with people that brings out the feisty, FIGHT-y in them. Big brain Archer will likely say “NO WAY” to starting stuff, no matter how many or how often people taunt and tease ya. However, your lower side may be more than willing to strike a poisonous blow. Which side rules the day will be totally up to you. Take the lead with positivity. Go for gold, Sag.

  • Scorpio 4-22-24

    Apr 22, 2024… Cue the epic battle soundtrack. Now get ready to rumbleeeee! Scorpio, you may not be the fighting type, but big personalities could collide as the Moon in Libra opposing Mercury, Chiron and Venus in Aries revs up egos with a side of aggression. It’ll be up to you to choose whether insults and disagreements roll off of you or roll you into a tizzy of fisticuffs. For my sake and yours (mostly for your sake), choose the path less aggressively traveled. Pretty please with a cherry on top? I believe in you, harmonious Scorpster!

  • Libra 4-22-24

    Apr 22, 2024… Get out your planner, multi-colored highlighter, and other evidence you’ve got your shirt together and get ready to put some big plans into action with a Moon in Libra opposing Mercury, Chiron and Venus in Aries. Adjusting your goals to manifest better outcomes could be peak Libra mood today, and you’ll certainly find it’s easier to do with the vibrational energy abounding today. Go ahead, make your lists and get one step closer to ruling the world, Scales.