Category: Horoscopes AV

  • Virgo 4-15-24

    Apr 15, 2024… Maybe save your mighty yodel for a day that truly needs it because nobody’s got time for that today, dear Virgo. With the Moon in Cancer square Mercury, the Sun and Chiron in Aries and trine Neptune in Pisces, the energy will be all about taking the little wins and brushing off the challenges. So things didn’t go exactly the way you’d imagine? No sweat! You’ll just hit the ground running twice as fast and hit them twice as hard next time — your goals, not anyone who presents an obstacle to them. If you can focus on your successes, you might find a mellow Monday waiting for you.

  • Leo 4-15-24

    Apr 15, 2024… Swiftly changing moods are supposed to be YOUR thing, Leo. How dare the Universe co-opt your thing? With the Moon in Cancer square Mercury, the Sun and Chiron in Aries and trine Neptune in Pisces, the day could change up faster than even your mood. While you may feel insulted and want to call the Universe a big fat copycat, your innate ability to undergo a sea change could have you navigating any challenges with more ease than nearly any other sun sign. Sure, things could go sideways, but that might even be fun. You won’t know unless you try!

  • Cancer 4-15-24

    Apr 15, 2024… Oh, Cancer. You may be finding out that relationship goals and relationship reality collide at times. With the Moon in Cancer square Mercury, the Sun and Chiron in Aries and trine Neptune in Pisces, you could find that what you expect to happen may not match up to the reality, but that doesn’t have to be a bad thing. In fact, reality is often filled with a lot of joy, especially if you’re open to the unexpected. For instance, instead of seeing unforeseen conflict as taboo, you can use it to be vulnerable and get closer to those you love. Indeed, the fact that reality doesn’t match fantasy doesn’t mean reality can’t be unimaginably awesome. Live it up!

  • Gemini 4-15-24

    Apr 15, 2024… Different results than expected don’t automatically mean failure. Blasphemy! I know. But really, Gemini. You could benefit from looking on the bright side, and the optimistic energies from the Moon in Cancer square Mercury, the Sun and Chiron in Aries and trine Neptune in Pisces could be just what the astro doctor ordered. Things will almost be guaranteed to NOT go according to plan. That doesn’t have to spell disaster, though. Choose to look for the positives in any outcome and you won’t go wrong, mate (really). Time to shine, Gem.

  • Taurus 4-15-24

    Apr 15, 2024… Oh, ye of no patience whatsoever at all, take heart! Sometimes things don’t work out according to plan — they may work out even better. Today, the Moon in Cancer will square Mercury, the Sun and Chiron in Aries and trine Neptune in Pisces, and the energy will be ripe for the unexpected. So, maybe things go sideways. That doesn’t mean you can’t enjoy the journey, giving yourself a pat on the back for your effort. The challenges can be surmounted, if you just focus on accepting that you can’t actually force everything to go your way, Taurus. You may be able to bully, I mean encourage, everyone and everything else, but the Universe won’t play along. So, enjoy the progress, and just don’t get too mad about it if it doesn’t all go exactly the way you planned. Prepare to be pleasantly surprised by what does work out instead.

  • Aries 4-15-24

    Apr 15, 2024… What doesn’t kill you makes you anxious. Amiright, Aries? Well, things could go a little sideways this Monday, but there’s no need to fear. The Moon in Cancer square Mercury, the Sun and Chiron in Aries and trine Neptune in Pisces will be here! Results could come out differently than expectations, but that doesn’t have to be a bad thing. You can choose to revel in the surprises. Overcome fear of the unexpected by expecting the unexpected. Got that? Roll with the tide, Aries. You can conquer all! Mwahahahahaha!!! Ahem…

  • Pisces 4-14-24

    Apr 14, 2024… Like a dominatrix with a brand-new whip, you’ll be keen to take charge today, Pisces. On your knees! Eh, or not. Today’s Moon in Cancer trine Saturn and Mars in Pisces and square Venus in Aries could have you feeling like a total boss. If someone else doesn’t like it, instead of telling them to lump it, try using your trademark charisma to diffuse tension. After all, the best leaders require a little diplomacy, so try that out for best outcomes. Step into your power with kindness and compassion, Fishy. Then watch everyone follow your impressive lead like a sub with a collar. 😉

  • Aquarius 4-14-24

    Apr 14, 2024… OBEY ME! I’m kidding, Aquarius. But I do have a suggestion, if you’d like to hear it. The Cancer Moon trine Saturn and Mars in Pisces and square Venus in Aries could rev up tense energies that may lead to disputes or downright brawls. Rather than giving into the aggression, you can choose to channel some inner zen and practicality. That is, you can try practicing conflict management and diplomacy to defuse heated situations. Thoughtful resolutions will likely get you a lot farther than aggression on a day like this Sunday. Keep calm and think on, WB.

  • Capricorn 4-14-24

    Apr 14, 2024… Positive, encouraging, and totally DESTRUCTIVE. Wait, what? Well, Cappy, you could feel puffed up with power thanks to the vibes from the Moon trine Saturn and Mars in Pisces and square Venus in Aries. This Sunday, you might be on the struggle bus between being your easy-going, fun loving self versus being so determined to run forward that you trample all those in your path and also there could be explosions, but not like the kind in the movies where you walk away all cool and heroic. The explosions I’m talking about could come from frustrations within, like from feeling that you don’t have an out for all this energy. KA-BOOM. You will shine, Goat, as long as your use your superpowers for good!

  • Sagittarius 4-14-24

    Apr 14, 2024… Yo ho ho! Captain Saggy be taking over ye ship, argh! Friend, you’ll likely feel a personal power increase thanks to the Moon trine Saturn and Mars in Pisces and square Venus in Aries. While steering the ship of your life might fulfill your need for being in control, remember you can’t control the whole sea. If the waves turn rough or storm clouds gather during your journey this Sunday, it’ll be up to you to stay cool and collected. A few unforeseen obstacles can either be your undoing or they can challenge you to become stronger. How they affect you will be up to YOU. You get to choose to learn lessons rather than melting down, Archer. Rise to your potential. Argh!

  • Scorpio 4-14-24

    Apr 14, 2024… Where’s the fire? Well, the whole world could be ablaze this Sunday thanks to the Moon in Cancer trine Saturn and Mars in Pisces and square Venus in Aries, all of which could mean sparking up big personalities. Meanwhile you, Scorpster, can choose to become a firefighter (not an arson) by using your innate harmonious energies to practice conflict management. Employ compassionate conversations. Also, don’t be opposed to stepping away for a breath when you need it. Emotions may be heated today, but that doesn’t mean you can’t be a cool, calming wave in someone’s day. Stay chill, Phoenix.

  • Libra 4-14-24

    Apr 14, 2024… Batter up! Team Libra is about to hit a homerun. With the Moon in Cancer trine Saturn and Mars in Pisces and square Venus in Aries, the energy could have you wanting to step up to the plate. I don’t mean planning a mutiny to take over your boss’s job (even if you WOULD do it better). I mean more like taking charge to help out your team or family. Just be sure to address any conflict that pops up with a focus on keeping the peace, though I don’t mean that you shouldn’t speak your truth. I just mean to be kindly honest as you rise to power, Scales.