Category: Horoscopes AV

  • Virgo 4-5-24

    Apr 5, 2024… It’s day 5 of the 4th month of 2024. Do you even remember your New Year’s resolution, Virgo? Ha! Well, with the Moon in Pisces conjunct Mars reflecting awesome sauce vibes for projects, you could easily hit restart on something you’ve laid aside. That might be a personal promise to yourself, but it could also be an idea you put on the backburner or tending to a relationship that’s been growing stale. Use the vibes however you see fit. So long as you strive for positive actions, I can’t complain. Make me proud!

  • Leo 4-5-24

    Apr 5, 2024… I challenge you to the ultimate test… a dance battle! I’m joking, Leo. I can’t dance. You’d totally win. However, the Moon in Pisces conjunct Mars will seriously reflect vibes that’ll promote healing. Get into something that could be growth-oriented and evolve like a Pokemon! Dig into some good ole self-growth activities. Maybe you’ll strengthen a particular skill, fine tune your self-care routine, or choose not to punch a bigot in the face despite how good it would feel in the moment. Whatever. Even small things count towards a long term goal of improvement. Go for it!

  • Cancer 4-5-24

    Apr 5, 2024… Flitting from one thing to the next like the beautiful social butterfly you are likely won’t be on the agenda today, Cancer. Never fear! No one’s trying to pin you down, but you could be better served to tap into some of the energy of the Moon in Pisces conjunct Mars to focus on getting stuff done. In fact, applying fresh energy to an old project could get it out of the way so you can focus on even more delightful things and delightful people. Clear the clutter — in your mind, car, and closets — for a feeling of relief as sweet as a brownie and twice as nice. Okay, maybe not twice as nice, but you can always treat yourself to a brownie when you’re done. Have at it!

  • Gemini 4-5-24

    Apr 5, 2024… Shake it up! Not your soda (yikes), but your life. Gemini, the Moon in Pisces conjunct Mars will be challenging you to challenge yourself to change directions. I don’t mean you’ve got to drop everything and become a hermit in the Alps (you do you, though). The change could be something minor, but if you’ve been mentally planning a major switch in your life, today’s energies could present the perfect opportunity to put that into action. Strive for positive change and you won’t go wrong. Rise to your potential!

  • Taurus 4-5-24

    Apr 5, 2024… Whoo hoo. It’s Friday! You know what THAT means!?! It is the end of the week. Pretty simple, huh? But… that means a new weekend is about to begin! With the Moon in Pisces conjunct Mars, the energy could be strong for fresh starts. Think big healing and growth. You could start the weekend off forgiving someone for royally screwing up. The vibes will be strong for the kind of healing that challenges you to be your best self. Or maybe you just need to finish cleaning out your closets. I don’t know. You do you, but don’t shrink from a challenge just because it seems hard. Bulls aren’t shrinkers or shirkers. Get your butt in the game! Nothing can stop you now!

  • Aries 4-5-24

    Apr 5, 2024… Like scoring for the wrong team or crossing the starting line when you had intended to end up at the finishing one, sometimes continuing in the wrong direction is just dumb as a box of rocks. Turning around and going in a different direction just makes sense when you realize you’ve gotten off track. With a Moon in Pisces conjunct Mars, you’ll find the vibes will be spectacular for taking things in a new direction. Maybe you haven’t done it yet because it seems daunting. It will be, but that doesn’t mean it won’t be worth it, Aries. It’ll be better than going forward in the wrong direction just because you already happen to be going that way.

  • Pisces 4-4-24

    Apr 4, 2024… If you spend half the day wondering What the Actual Flipping Pancakes might be going on with people, it could be the energy of the Moon in Aquarius square Jupiter and Uranus in Taurus. Look, Pisces, communication is being sent sideways and upside down! Weeeeeee. You generally don’t mind a challenge, but you’d likely prefer an obstacle race, game of wits, or mystery novel over trying to work out an onslaught of communication problems. Well, you’ve got this, Fishy. Tap into your inner communication guru and take the time to slow down and figure things out. Skip the temptation to immediately launch into disappointment or frustration. If all else fails, break for some flipping pancakes and then get back to work on the problem! Keep on keeping on.

  • Aquarius 4-4-24

    Apr 4, 2024… Circle is my favorite shape, but it grinds my gears when someone tells me I’m roundabout! Why am I talking about this, Aquarius? Good question. You see, the Moon in Aquarius will square Jupiter and Uranus in Taurus, and this will promote coming full circle on a lesson you’ve been learning. Dizzying, I know. Fortunately you won’t have to chase your own tail once you gather up these vibes to embrace the lesson. The Universe may be a cruel teacher, but the education it offers becomes valuable knowledge, nonetheless. Size up and seize the wisdom, WB.

  • Capricorn 4-4-24

    Apr 4, 2024… Wait, what? Did you say something, Cappy? Thanks to the Moon in Aquarius square Jupiter and Uranus in Taurus, challenges with communication could pop up throughout this Thursday. While it might be frustrating to fumble over words or have misunderstandings, it’ll be important that you don’t blow your top off. Getting mad could be your go-to reaction, but remember that the real thing to blame is the friggin Universe! No, but really. You don’t have to give into these energies. Make an extra effort to be clear and actively listen to avoid any seriously frustrating mishaps. You’ve got this, Goat.

  • Sagittarius 4-4-24

    Apr 4, 2024… Sharing is caring, unless it’s a virus! Saggy, today the Moon in Aquarius square Jupiter and Uranus in Taurus will reflect vibes ideal for sharing knowledge. Teaching, engaging in intellectual conversations, and gaining knowledge could all be in the cards for you this Thursday. Take what you can get from these higher thinking energies to supercharge you. Embrace any opportunities to exchange wisdom, whether it’s to help someone else or receiving guidance yourself. When it comes to sharing knowledge, you can’t go wrong. Usually.

  • Scorpio 4-4-24

    Apr 4, 2024… Why do teachers tell me to follow my dreams yet don’t let me take naps in their classes? Ugh! Jokes aside, Scorpios could be taking on some pupils this Thursday as the Moon in Aquarius squares Jupiter and Uranus in Taurus, and reflects terrific vibes for teaching. Just make sure when you share your wisdom, you aren’t vomiting down the throat of some unwilling, horrified person. With these energies combined with your socialite nature, you may be tempted to teach the whole world everything you know. EVERYTHING. Alas, the vibes may be far better spent helping those who seek out your guidance and staying on track with the lesson plan of the day. Stay the course, Scorpster.

  • Libra 4-4-24

    Apr 4, 2024… Go ahead and prep for your TED talk, even if it’s just a tweet to let everyone know what you’ve learned, Libra. Believe me; they’ll want to take notes. The Moon in Aquarius square Jupiter and Uranus in Taurus, so the energies will be strong for teaching old dogs new tricks (or young dogs… or anyone for that matter). Today, there will be increased possibilities for facing communication challenges with caution, but also teaching what you know, which could be inspiring for your inner helper. You can think your way around challenges in a cinch. Then you can lend a hand to those struggling to overcome alone. Have at it, Scales!