Category: Horoscopes AV

  • Virgo 4-2-24

    Apr 2, 2024… Tripping on acid or is it just the vibes? Virgo, your optimism could turn into delusions as the Moon in Cap trine Jupiter and Uranus in Taurus makes it hard to tell reality from sweet dreams. Your biggest issue this Tuesday will likely be NOT falling for or making empty promises. If you can’t follow through, be honest about it. If someone makes a promise you feel they can’t keep, don’t be afraid to put on the brakes. Seek truth and honesty, V. It’ll keep you light on your feet. Onward and upward.

  • Leo 4-2-24

    Apr 2, 2024… Seeing April come back in style could be on your mind, but the vibes of a Moon in Cap trine Jupiter and Uranus in Taurus may have you feeling the need to dive deep and clean out your metaphorical closets before starting the new year. Or your actual ones, if it strikes your fancy. You do you, canny Leo. While excavating the depths of your soul (or your closet) consider what people and ideas still serve your higher purpose. Those jogging pants with the words scrawled on the backside come to mind as perhaps not aligning with… well, anything. Face the new month with the full confidence that your choices align with your destiny, and don’t feel bad if not everything gets taken with you. Like those ratty old pandemic sneakers.

  • Cancer 4-2-24

    Apr 2, 2024… Bedroom fun is great and all, but have you ever had someone make a promise to you and keep it? With a Moon in Cap trine Jupiter and Uranus in Taurus, you could be tempted to trust based on verbal oaths alone, Cancer. Today, take care not to believe someone when everything inside you says that’s the worst idea since your awful ex (or trying gas station sushi). Use the vibes to look deeper, and don’t just give your trust away for free. Let this second day of April be a Transformational Tuesday — not a terrible one.

  • Gemini 4-2-24

    Apr 2, 2024… Where’s an excavating machine when you need one? Gemini, the vibes of the Moon in Cap trine Jupiter and Uranus in Taurus will call you to dig deeper than the surface, but be careful you don’t fall into an abyss. Your knack for stubbornly moving forward might turn into going too far by overthinking and sinking into darkness if you don’t keep yourself in check. While thinking your way to a treasure trove of truth will likely be easier than usual, make sure you stop where X marks the spot.

  • Taurus 4-2-24

    Apr 2, 2024… A bid for a charitable contribution may tug at your heart strings, Bull, but take care to do your due diligence. With a Moon in Cap trine Jupiter and Uranus in Taurus, the vibes could have you questioning everything… for good reason. Your high standards and big heart could make you want to trust everyone, but you know not everyone has a heart like yours. Taking caution may not seem to be in the spirit of the giving season, but you want to make sure that every dollar or hour spent to help a good cause actually helps it and doesn’t just line some billionaire’s bank book. Do your good deed on this last day of the year, but be smart about it, too.

  • Aries 4-2-24

    Apr 2, 2024… Duck tape can’t fix everything, and neither can duct tape. For reals. Aries, you could struggle with avoiding quick fixes as the Moon in Cap trine Jupiter and Uranus in Taurus this Tuesday. However, going for the easy way out might actually turn out to be a trap. Like, if it’s too good to be true, it probably is. Rise above the vibes and challenge yourself to go beyond. If you can do this, you can teach yourself to grow like a guppy becoming a whale, even on your lowest days. Take home the trophy!

  • Pisces 4-1-24

    Apr 1, 2024… If you’ve got a harebrained scheme cooking up, today could be a good day to give it a go with the Moon in Cap square the Sun in Aries. Pisces, the vibes will work to combine the weird with the inspired so that you’ll likely thrive while creating ideas so unbelievably amazing that you’ll be tempted to give it the old college try. Or the old trade school try. Or the old school of life try. Just try it. Don’t overthink about it. There will be plenty of innovative energies cheering you on. Just jump right in, Fishy, and try to finish it up before it gets added to the pile of unfinished projects.

  • Aquarius 4-1-24

    Apr 1, 2024… Maximum consumption! Aquarius, today will present a fantastic opportunity for spiritual pursuits as the Moon in Cap square the Sun in Aries reflects spiritual energy ripe for the picking. Nom on these deliciously ethereal vibes and embrace spiritual activities as you see fit. With these energies, you could heal and strengthen your innermost you. Nurture your soul by taking time to do some spiritual TLC. No matter what your beliefs, taking time to care for you can never be a bad thing. Make this Monday into a self-care, spirituality-boosting buffet. Have your cake and eat it too!

  • Capricorn 4-1-24

    Apr 1, 2024… Aliens, fairies, microwave food that actually tastes good… you do try to keep an open mind, Cap. Your sense of wonder will revel in this day with this Moon in Cap square the Sun in Aries. Weird and wonderful things could ignite your beautiful imagination, and if you feel spiritual, lean into that. Think of ways you can help others and be a better human (because we all have a ways to go), and allow yourself to experience the magic of this day as the year wanes and slowly approaches the next.

  • Sagittarius 4-1-24

    Apr 1, 2024… Set it all on fire!!! Your smudge stick, I mean. Burn that sage, baby. Saggy, spiritual energy may abound as the Moon in Cap square the Sun in Aries also abounds this Monday. There’s much abounding going around. You can revive and soothe your soul with these vibes at your fingertips. I mean, you could also summon demons and bring flames of hell to earth with such strong spiritual energy, but maybe try to stay on the positive path of self-care and revitalization. Yeah? Okay, cool. Have at it, Sag!

  • Scorpio 4-1-24

    Apr 1, 2024… Move it, freak! No, seriously. Dance, skip, or strip to your own wild and wonderfully weird beat, Scorpio. The vibes of the Moon in Cap square the Sun in Aries will be spectacular for making a public spectacle! Or, you know, just making it rain sparkles in the comfort of your own home. You tend to be an outside-the-box-thinker, Scorpster, and today’s vibes will present a fabulous opportunity to let yourself out of the box! Be totally and uniquely you, no holds barred. Release your inhibitions, Phoenix.

  • Libra 4-1-24

    Apr 1, 2024… Go ahead and practice some serious side eye, Libra, because today it might come in handy. The Moon in Cap square the Sun in Aries will bring in some oddball energy and that could mean a plot twist will be ahead… the good kind, not the kind that makes you want to hurl your book across the room or turn off the movie that went sideways. Think happy surprises and the wonderful kind of weird. If all else fails, just sit quietly and shoot some side eye, but don’t be surprised if you happen to enjoy any unexpected delights the day has to offer, dear Scales.