Category: Horoscopes AV

  • Virgo 3-23-24

    Mar 23, 2024… Was it Yoda who said “do or don’t do, there is no try”? Or was that just a meme? Anyway, Virgo, you’ve definitely got the heart of a doer, and with a Moon in Virgo opposing Venus in Pisces and trine Jupiter and Uranus in Taurus, you could definitely find yourself ready to take a leap. Your intuition will likely have alerted you to a tantalizing possibility, and all that will stand between what you want will be your own moxie. Which you have in spades. Adjust your crown and get to work, lovely V.

  • Leo 3-23-24

    Mar 23, 2024… Following your heart can be pretty simple when you keep it right there on your sleeve like a neon sign, Leo. Of course, the idea of following your heart in an entirely new direction could have you wanting to scuttle back into your man-cave or she-shed or they-treehouse. Before committing to life as a hermit though, try to use the vibes of the Moon in Virgo opposing Venus in Pisces and trine Jupiter and Uranus in Taurus to keep an open mind — or at least an open heart — about changes ahead. While the unknown may bring totally icky feelings of uncertainty, don’t forget that the unknown can also be a happy surprise. Since it’s unknown, what you choose to believe about it is up to you. (I’d go for Door #2, The Happy Surprise, but that’s none of my nevermind.)

  • Cancer 3-23-24

    Mar 23, 2024… Wise owl or wise ass — that could be the question today, Crabby. With a Moon in Virgo opposing Venus in Pisces and trine Jupiter and Uranus in Taurus, the vibes could have you either tapping into your innate wisdom or doubling down on an old pattern. Sure, the pattern feels as familiar as that old blanket you’ve been dragging around BUT antiquated unwashed blankies stink and they never really get you what you want. Either clean it up or throw it out, Cancer, because today you’ll be challenged to try something new. Don’t you owe it to yourself not to drag stinking habits into another day? Of course, maybe you like smelling rank. Totally up to you!

  • Gemini 3-23-24

    Mar 23, 2024… What’s with the brain games? You’re no zombie. Gem, I’m pretty sure you’re no undead, so why are you getting stuck in the past? Don’t you dare tell me it’s because the Moon in Virgo opposing Venus in Pisces and trine Jupiter and Uranus in Taurus will be reflecting vibes that could interfere with embracing newness. That’s my line, anyway. Plus, you’re totally stronger than these energies. Unlock your mental prison gate and free yourself from the charges of your past. I say it’s about time to freely embrace new dreams and desires. Raise a glass to freedom, Twins!

  • Taurus 3-23-24

    Mar 23, 2024… Doing the same thing over and over and expecting a different response might be the definition of insanity, or it might be a pretty good play-by-play following a Taurus around today. Sure, you’ve got motivation in spades, but until you learn what you need to know, you may find yourself going in circles. And not the fun kind of circles like doing donuts in the parking lot either. With a Moon in Virgo opposing Venus in Pisces and trine Jupiter and Uranus in Taurus, you could find that the energy challenges you to try something new. If you can seize onto your inner courage and make one change, you might just find that you stop spinning and can finally get your bearings.

  • Aries 3-23-24

    Mar 23, 2024… The coward dies a thousand times, a zombie only twice. Ram, you could be feeling anxious this Saturday as the Moon in Virgo opposing Venus in Pisces and trine Jupiter and Uranus in Taurus promotes anxiety about embracing something new. The thing is, you’ll never really know what’ll happen until you try. Sure, there’s a chance things might blow up. But there’s also a chance that something incredible will happen. Place bets on your potential (it’s great, trust me) and just gosh darn go for it. And remember, always go for the head when you’re battling zombies. Boom!

  • Pisces 3-22-24

    Mar 22, 2024… Before you throw a whole person away, Pisces, maybe consider if the transgression was as bad as all that. Indeed, you could be cleaning out your closets today, so to speak. While you’ll be unlikely to dust off your own skeletons to air for the world to see, you may be tapping into that Virgo Moon opposing Saturn in Pisces energy to make a clean sweep in relationships. You could even be tempted to cut a few people out of your world without so much as a nod of acknowledgment, but don’t be too hasty. Considering which relationships continue to encourage you and which have become toxic could benefit your life. Just consider if conflicts can be resolved before banishing a relationship forever. If you focus on personal growth and reflection, you might find yourself coming to a whole new perspective. Or you might decide it’s time to take out the trash. Either way, keep it kind. No ghosting and no meanness, but do make the best decision for you, Fishy.

  • Aquarius 3-22-24

    Mar 22, 2024… It’s time to go from yee yee to yee haw, buddy. Aquarians can be pretty stubborn and hate letting things go, but the vibes of the Virgo Moon opposing Saturn in Pisces will be all about letting go of the old to make room for the new. As a collector of Things, I know it’s hard to get rid of stuff in preparation for newness (I can make room SOMEWHERE, thinks the Aquarius), but you really ought to throw away those metaphorical old bandages, rusty metal full of Tetanus, and that jar full of toenail clippings. Like, come on. Let go of festering emotions and negativity so you have room for positive changes coming your way. And with that, I bid you a YEEHAW.

  • Capricorn 3-22-24

    Mar 22, 2024… Put down the matches, Cappy. A fresh start won’t require you to burn all the bridges behind you. With a Virgo Moon opposing Saturn in Pisces, the energy will be strong for new beginnings and stronger relationships. But no need to light everything up from your past and burn it to the ground. In fact, you’ll find greater strength and healing if you can integrate the darkness from your past into your present reality. Acknowledging tough times and lessons learned could give your fresh start a solid boost. And you won’t have to worry about putting out fires, my fiery friend.

  • Sagittarius 3-22-24

    Mar 22, 2024… Catch a grenade, jump in front of a train, put your hand on a blade — Saggy, we all know you’d do anything for the ones you love, but we also know that’s not always turned out well for you. The Virgo Moon opposing Saturn in Pisces will promote the ability to grow, especially in your relationships. You can take this chance (and these energies) to make some changes. Set boundaries, talk out any negative feelings you’ve been secretly harboring, and so on. Being selfless is noble, no doubt. But at some point you’ve gotta put YOU before others. If you don’t, you may just crumble to bits. And nobody likes gritty Archer. Do yourself a solid!

  • Scorpio 3-22-24

    Mar 22, 2024… OMG, that idea is sooo last year. Scorpster, tis the season for out with the old, in with the new as the Virgo Moon opposing Saturn in Pisces rocks your world. Or, you know, sends little itty bitty vibes to sort of touch your life. ANYWAY. The vibes will be great for letting go of old ideas and chasing new trains of thought. That could also mean letting go of emotional baggage, like hatred and grudges. What do you say? Are you up for an internal makeover, Scorpio? You’re gonna be so fab, I’m already jealous.

  • Libra 3-22-24

    Mar 22, 2024… Discarding peeps who’ve displeased you to make more headway toward your goals could seem like a solid practical choice, Libra, but you know in your heart of hearts that that’s a jerk move. With a Virgo Moon opposing Saturn in Pisces, you’ll likely find that the vibes encourage you to start investing more in the relationships that invest in you — and perhaps even networking to make new ones. Focus on developing new connections and strengthening the ones that mean the most to you, and you’ll likely find yourself leaning into the very best version of you. Go for gold, Scales!