Category: Horoscopes AV

  • Virgo 9-18-23

    Sep 18, 2023… If someone asks if you’re working hard or hardly working, that may totally seem like a valid reason to introduce them to your knuckle sandwich. It goes in the category of people who ask if you’ve got “a case of the Mondays”. You might have the case of an anger issue if people don’t back up, right, V? Today’s Moon in Scorpio opposing Jupiter in Taurus and trine Saturn in Pisces could have you feeling hella annoyed — like the things you want just stay out of reach. Don’t fret, pet. The vibe might seem heavy, but it’s nothing you can’t push through. Using your creativity to figure out how to make your dreams work could perk you right up and remind you of your own brilliance & power, Virgo. Adjust your crown, don’t give anyone a knuckle sandwich (because: assault charges), and get to work making all your dreams come true!

  • Leo 9-18-23

    Sep 18, 2023… Rolling up your sleeves to get to work won’t bother you, Leo. You’re passionate about the things you care about and loyal to the core. You’ve got big dreams, and you don’t mind doing the work to make them happen, which will be perfect for a Moon in Scorpio opposing Jupiter in Taurus and trine Saturn in Pisces. The energy could throw up some obstacles and maybe even some doubts, but with your wisdom, you’ll likely see a way around all that to the bright, shiny future you’ve imagined. Go ahead and flex your mad skills and show us how you can have it all — and look cute doing it.

  • Cancer 9-18-23

    Sep 18, 2023… Hard work incoming, darling Cancer? Maybe that doesn’t sound like the thing you most want to be doing to start out the week, but today’s Moon in Scorpio opposing Jupiter in Taurus and trine Saturn in Pisces could require a little effort if you want to follow your dreams but also pay the bills. Adventures won’t pay for themselves either! So … using this energy to find practical ways to get what you want while multitasking all the other things you have to do sounds like a winning plan. I mean, I wouldn’t reward yourself with a Good Job sticker just yet, but with a little elbow grease, you should have the day sorted and the sticker earned. Go do your thing, Crabby, with all the energy we expect from you.

  • Gemini 9-18-23

    Sep 18, 2023… Dun nun dun nun (aye aye aye). We’re staying on the rails on a mundane train! Gem, today the Moon in Scorpio will be opposing Jupiter in Taurus and trine Saturn in Pisces, all of which will promote energies of reality over dreams. Practical ideas may seem to not include your dreams, but think again! There will likely be a way to connect it all with a little elbow grease. Don’t be afraid to hop the rails and make your own path forward. You may now toot your own horn, Gemini. Toot toot!

  • Taurus 9-18-23

    Sep 18, 2023… Pay the bills or live your dreams? Hmm… well, you do like to eat. And you may not be a clothing-optional kind of person. So … do the practical thing? Not so fast, Bull! We’ve got a Moon in Scorpio opposing Jupiter in Taurus and trine Saturn in Pisces, and while it may seem like the practical option doesn’t leave a lot of room for your dreams, your natural assertiveness and can-do attitude could help you figure out a way to make it all come together. You might have to use the old noodle — and I don’t mean the cheap kind you were eyeing as your new daring dreamer diet either. Think your way through it, and I’m sure your stubborn (I mean DETERMINED) nature will help you figure it out, Taurus.

  • Aries 9-18-23

    Sep 18, 2023… Oh fiddlesticks! Aries, today the Moon in Scorpio opposing Jupiter in Taurus and trine Saturn in Pisces will unleash energies of reality and practicality, which could really put a damper on dreaming and fantasizing all day long. Maybe you’ll completely ignore the vibes. Of course, there will be a third option. With a little intention and elbow grease, you’ll likely be able to find the best of both worlds. You could take care of responsibilities and still have time for fantastical shenanigans. Don’t procrastinate and don’t NOT have fun. Bring it all together, Ram.

  • Pisces 9-17-23

    Sep 17, 2023… Here’s some truth for you, Pisces. You rock. And you can rock even harder as a humanitarian this Sunday as the Moon in Libra square Pluto in Cap. You can expect smarty pants vibes that’ll be awesome for channeling into helpful deeds and general awesomely productive stuff. Any wisdom you’ve got, any connections you can tap into, can all be used for spreading positivity in your life, your community, and even through the world. Kindness: pass it on!

  • Aquarius 9-17-23

    Sep 17, 2023… While you’ve always got your eye on the prize, it’ll be no surprise to people who love you to know you’re often the first to volunteer. Whether you give time, money, or other resources, your loyalty and deep sense of integrity often lend itself to giving back to the community you call home — and the world around you. With a Moon in Libra square Pluto in Cap, you could feel extra inspiration when it comes to giving back. Figuring out how to use your experiences to help someone else could be the key. Even though it may take you away from your goals for a minute, you’ll feel a large charge to know that you got to make the world a better place today. Way to be an awesome human, WB!

  • Capricorn 9-17-23

    Sep 17, 2023… You’re my hero, super Goat! Oof, we might need to work on that superhero name before your big debut. Today the Moon in Libra square Pluto in Cap will reflect fabulous vibes for turning gems of knowledge into valiant acts of service (or something like that). Your experiences, the wisdom you’ve gained, and the resources you can tap into will likely all be helpful for helping and supporting others. Shine brightly, Cappy.

  • Sagittarius 9-17-23

    Sep 17, 2023… Swing, batter, batter. Saggy, you could really hit a home run with the incoming energies. This Sunday the Moon in Libra will square Pluto in Cap. As a result, there will be grand energies for taking what you’ve learned, be that life lessons or knowledge, and pouring that into your efforts today. You might have an easier time than usual working through issues, but that won’t be the only way to channel energies. You could also help others, including your community or even the world. Home run!

  • Scorpio 9-17-23

    Sep 17, 2023… Wishing for world peace might not seem so outlandish today, Scorpio. With a Moon in Libra square Pluto in Cap, you could feel inspired to make a difference in the world. Taking what’s special about you and gifting it to others could have you feeling pretty juiced about the world and its possibilities. Tap into that vibe, and you’ll likely soak in this spectacular Sunday and be ready for the week ahead, Scorpster. Maybe it’s not world peace, but it’s not a bad start either.

  • Libra 9-17-23

    Sep 17, 2023… Unleash the helpfulness! Not as fierce as the kraken, but being helpful can still be pretty powerful. Libra, today the Moon in Libra square Pluto in Cap will unleash strong vibes for putting things you have learned to good use. That could mean applying wisdom to overcome issues you’re currently dealing with, but you might also find ways to channel lessons when helping others, like through guidance or advice. Have at it, Scales.