Category: Horoscopes AV

  • Pisces 5-17-26

    It’s raining men! Or women. Or whatever you’re into. Basically, love will be abundant this Sunday and romance could come along with this vibe, Pisces. You can thank today’s incoming spicy energies. Yummy, yummy in my — uh, tummy. Yeah, my tummy… Not hungry for a date? That’s cool. Maybe it’ll rain tacos instead. I mean, the love between a person and their food is sacred. The Universe can’t stand between that sort of romance. Get your love vibes on — whatever that means for you, Fishy.

  • Aquarius 5-17-26

    Backpack, backpack! This isn’t fricking Dora the Explorer, Aquarius. Yet you have the tendency to carry your past on your back like somehow all that pain is gonna come in handy. Well, actually, you may be half right, buddy. While holding onto past pain isn’t great, being able to look back and learn new lessons from old traumas can be truly illuminating with today’s energy. Use the vibes today to unpack your knapsack — get rid of the useless baggage but keep the hard-earned lessons. Do this and you could feel quite a weight lift from your shoulders, WB!

  • Capricorn 5-17-26

    When you look back but move forward, it’s easy to run into a wall or to trip over your own damn feet. Quit that. Today’s vibes will be all about a new, healing perspective. Look back only long enough to see your baggage, Cappy, drag that crap into the light, and unpack it. When you stop living in the past, you may realize that love, the ability to self-love and wonderous passion surround you in the present. You have to pull your head out of the past in order to see it. Get going!

  • Sagittarius 5-17-26

    Hubba, hubba! Have you been drooling over some eye candy recently? Well Saggy, the vibes today will be perfect for romantic encounters! Take a chance and ask out that cutie. Do something extra special with your S.O. if you already have someone. Of course, if you’re not feeling like romance you could always opt for some platonic fun with friends! The vibe can support friendly love, too… and sometimes that’s the best kind (It usually doesn’t get icky or sticky!). If you’re alone, that doesn’t leave you out, because spending a little time just for you — unpacking and working on licking and healing some old boo-boos — can really, truly, awesomely set you up for an excellent month to come. Get your love (or self-love) on, Archer.

  • Scorpio 5-17-26

    Dust off the heart-eyes emoji because you might find yourself tempted to deploy it today. Today, the vibes will be all about healing and romance, Scorpio. A relationship in a rough patch could be more easily patched up today. Vibes will be strong for acceptance, forgiveness, and seeing the past from a whole new perspective. Throwing out the old way of seeing things will clear the path for a new surge of love and romantic possibilities. Applying your can-do attitude and determination to making (or improving) a love connection could have you walking around with hearts in your own dang eyes, Scorpster. Lovely!

  • Libra 5-17-26

    Feeling spicy hot, Libra? Today’s vibes could have you rearing for some romance. These vibes won’t be something you can just burn through without consequences though. Romance could be here to stay. Use these vibes wisely (AKA don’t use someone willy-nilly for a selfish fling). Or else you might end up with a broken heart yourself. No, but really, you could hurt someone if you don’t take their feelings seriously, Scales. If you pursue romance today, make sure you and your cutie are on the same wavelengths! Or, safely engage in some self-love and rejuvenate yourself. Your choice… go forth and own it!

  • Virgo 5-17-26

    Hello darkness, my old frenemy. Virgo, you could be faced with some old scars reopening today. As painful as that sounds, this could actually be a good thing. With some time and deep thinking, you can discover new ways to look at old issues. Wading through the darkness might hurt a bit, but it will ultimately benefit you when you come out the other side with new knowledge! What else are frenemies for if not to cause pain and spur growth? You can have an amazing Sunday doing what you do best… going deep into those emotions and discovering the answers within. You amazing thing, you!

  • Leo 5-17-26

    The vibes will be prime for romance, self-love, or healing — or all three if you find yourself feeling a little extra. You can apply your knack for connections by making a move with your crush, planning a spicy surprise for your partner, or even chatting up your gang. You could also dip a toe into the dating pool online or simply get cute for no one but you. You can lean into the healing vibes by gaining new perspective. Closure and forgiveness could be close at hand with a little soul searching. Rest, time in nature, a healthy lunch, or even a relaxing massage… you know what you need. Whatever your focus, know that the day will be powerful with love and healing. Will you choose to embrace it? Go hug the heck out of this day, Lion.

  • Cancer 5-17-26

    Who you gonna call? Ghostbusters? Well sorry Crabby, but I don’t think Ghostbusters can help you through this Sunday’s resurgence of old phantoms from your past. That crud will be yours to own and learn from today. And I promise, it won’t be as impossible as it may sound thanks to the vibes. It’s about time for some healing and moving forward. In fact, this Sunday will be great for sewing up those past gaping wounds so that you can move forward. Happier. Healthier. Amazingly you. Sounds fantastic, don’t ya think, Cancer?

  • Gemini 5-17-26

    If today you find yourself eyeing Tinder with consideration (hey, I’m not judging! You do you), single Gems may be eyeing a dating site for window shopping possibilities while coupled Twins could be looking for ways to spice up their current relationship. While the vibes will be strong on romance (your specialty) and love, they can also be great for healing. Those who don’t have that loving feeling might get a surge of the healing feeling that will help you open your heart again — to life, if not to a relationship. Your move.

  • Taurus 5-17-26

    Real. Feel. Heal. They all rhyme, and if you’re asking yourself if you’re supposed to freaking care, I just want to remind you that when love is in the air, a little poetry can go a long way, Taurus. Today’s energy will be big on healing (real/feel/heal is looking a lot more relevant right now, huh?), but it’ll also have a super awesome loving component. If you suck at poetry, don’t try to wing it. Instead, let the real poets put your feelings into words. (Not like plagiarism; by all means, be honest about where you got it.) After you focus today’s energetic vibes on healing, you may then be more open to love or romance. So get real, feel, and heal. And if your heart overflows with love, let it spill.

  • Aries 5-17-26

    All you need is love… all you need is love… all you need is love… love… love is all you need. Yeah, we all know the Beatles song (if you don’t, crawl out from under the rock where you’ve been living all your life, stop everything, and go check it out). Maybe we need a little more than love. Like, you know, money to pay the mortgage, buy pizza, pay the cell phone bill, and to keep your apps all set for binge watching. You know, the important stuff. But today the the vibes will be great for romance and, yes, LOVE. No special someone? Lies! YOU’RE a special someone, Aries, and YOU count. So, maybe you’ll be feeling the self-love. Enjoy it, and while we need more than love to live, love is still pretty amazing.