Category: Horoscopes AV

  • Virgo 7-14-23

    Jul 14, 2023… The only day worse than a slow Monday might just be a Friday full of craptastic vibes. So, Virgo, whatcha gonna do to change the tides? I mean, the Moon in Gemini trine Ceres in Libra could reflect difficulty with teaching and training. How could you possibly overcome that? Sure, your analytic skills and ultimate brain powers could really come in clutch for thinking your way around the vibes, but like — wait. That’s it! Your mind is your strength, Virgin. Wield it wisely.

  • Leo 7-14-23

    Jul 14, 2023… Punching this day in the face might be somewhat cathartic, Lion, but it won’t do much to get communication back on track with a Moon in Gemini trine Ceres in Libra. Today could be all about rolling and scrolling — rolling your eyes at other people’s inability to learn their lesson and scrolling past social media comments that make you see red. Your fiery temper could flare up with communication so far off-kilter, but don’t give up all hope. If you can figure out a different way to deliver your message, you might do better than trying to attack it head on. I’m not saying you should burst into an interpretive dance or hire a skywriter, but you might be able to use humor to get your point across or try some of that notorious charm you’ve got to spare. If you can take a non-conventional approach, you just might see a breakthrough. Otherwise, back to rolling and scrolling, and try not to punch anyone or anything in the face today, Leo.

  • Cancer 7-14-23

    Jul 14, 2023… Om … Om … OMG you might feel like you’ll lose it if you have to explain ONE MORE TIME. Good morning, Cancer, and welcome to this edition of freaky Friday where a Moon in Gemini trine Ceres in Libra just might be trying your impressive patience. Either you’ll find that others just don’t get you. Or maybe you’ll be the cotton-headed ninny muggings that just doesn’t get what everyone else so easily seems to grasp. Either day, holy frustration, Cancer! That’s enough to make anyone feel crabby! Use your trademark humor to put a spin on this energy and get your point across, or laugh at yourself if you just can’t learn anything to save your life today. Either way, better to get through the day laughing than swearing, cranky Crab.

  • Gemini 7-14-23

    Jul 14, 2023… How’ve you been, li’l Twin? Today’s forecast calls for the Moon in Gemini trine Ceres in Libra, so expect communication to be partly cloudy. Trying to understand — or make yourself understood — may feel impossible, but before you chuck it in the duck-it bucket, consider taking a different approach. You just might find a way to get your message across — or figure out someone else’s — without drama, genius Gemini.

  • Taurus 7-14-23

    Jul 14, 2023… Out of the way! Can’t ya see I’m trying to have a chat here?! Taurus, try not to rage out if communication issues arise. Sure, the Moon in Gemini will trine Ceres in Libra and communication could be off, BUT if you’re willing to challenge yourself to think outside the box, then you will likely find ways around the cruddy energies. Let go of any frustrations so you can clear your mind and attack issues with tact and wit. You got this.

  • Aries 7-14-23

    Jul 14, 2023… Ram, trust an option that doesn’t require bail money. It’s Friday, and the rule of Fridays says you have to be in a good mood. Hey, I don’t make the rules! With a Moon in Gemini trine Ceres in Libra, the vibes could really mess up communication, making it difficult to learn something new or teach it. Never known for your patience, Ram, you could struggle here. But if you can adjust your attitude to something approaching positive, you might come up with a creative way of dealing with tech crashes or misunderstandings. If nothing else, the day could be amusing if you let it, Aries. And in case it needs to be repeated, it’s FRIDAY! Woot-woot!

  • Pisces 7-13-23

    Jul 13, 2023… Half-listening doesn’t whole count, Pisces. With a Gemini Moon square Mars in Virgo and Saturn in Pisces, you may be prone to half-listening and then acting impulsively with only half the story. Bad move, Fishy. Not only could you miss important pieces of the puzzle, but you might accidentally reveal that you weren’t fully focused on what was going on. Tune back in, and you might enjoy this day a lot more than if you stay checked out.

  • Aquarius 7-13-23

    Jul 13, 2023… Mind your mayonnaise, Aquarius. OH NOOO. I sent that without double checking it — how embarrassing. Speaking of acting without forethought, today the Moon in Gemini square Mars in Virgo and Saturn in Pisces will promote impulsive energies that might encourage acting without much thought. Giving things only half your attention could be where you go wrong, whether that means an embarrassing oops or an absolutely awful mistake. Despite the vibes, you have the power to keep your head on straight, WB. Stay mindful!

  • Capricorn 7-13-23

    Jul 13, 2023… Some people choose fight or flight, but you seem more like a gab or stab kinda person, Cappy. Well, tuck your weapons away (tongue and other) because the Moon in Gemini square Mars in Virgo and Saturn in Pisces will unleash impulsive energies that could get you into serious trouble. If you mindlessly offer judgement, you might accidentally rub someone the wrong way. With today’s vibes? That could lead to all-out brawls. Think faster than you speak and be brave enough to apologize. You know what to do!

  • Sagittarius 7-13-23

    Jul 13, 2023… Feeling electric in your bones? Well, don’t stick metal forks into the toaster, Saggy. You didn’t? Oh, then that could be a side effect from the Moon in Gemini square Mars in Virgo and Saturn in Pisces, which shall be releasing impulsive vibes throughout this Thursday. Acting before thinking might seem alright in the moment, but then that moment passes and suddenly you could find yourself in a real pickle. Try to channel the go, go, go vibes into thoughtful, intentional actions. You’ve got this.

  • Scorpio 7-13-23

    Jul 13, 2023… Getting into a jam might sound like fun, but then you realize it’s toe jam (not strawberry jam) and suddenly the fun is over and the nausea sets in. Scorpster, your free-spirited nature could get you into trouble when coupled with the impulsive energies of the Moon in Gemini square Mars in Virgo and Saturn in Pisces. Look before you leap, my friend. Your instincts might push you hard in one direction, but that doesn’t mean you shouldn’t involve your head in decisions, too. Act smart!

  • Libra 7-13-23

    Jul 13, 2023… If you can put down the butterfly net and pay attention, Libra, the Universe needs your full and undivided attention for more than social engagements or chasing butterflies around. With a Gemini Moon square Mars in Virgo and Saturn in Pisces, you could find yourself more distracted than usual. Your bubbly nature could bubble over into impulsiveness, which could lead to one big hot mess of a day! If you can try to pay good attention and think before you act, you’ll likely avoid the mess and enjoy an entertaining day where your curiosity can run free — as long as it doesn’t lead to your foot wedged into your mouth.