Category: Horoscopes AV

  • Virgo 7-3-23

    Jul 3, 2023… If you can’t seem to get the jump start you need from your daily caffeine, don’t worry your analytical, brilliant Virgo brain. You can just get a boost from the assertive energies of the Moon in Cap opposing Mercury and the Sun in Cancer and trine Uranus in Taurus. It will likely be important to get things done from a place of expertise, though, so don’t be afraid to fact check yourself. Do a little research. A sense of rightness can only get you so far if you’re actually in the wrong. Have at it, V!

  • Leo 7-3-23

    Jul 3, 2023… Setting peeps straight with your obviously correct point-of-view might be peak Leo any day of the week, but it’ll likely get a boost from a Moon in Cap opposing Mercury and the Sun in Cancer and trine Uranus in Taurus today. You’ve never been one to shy away from stating your opinion, but today’s vibe will make it especially important that you be informed by facts and not just what you want the facts to be. I’m not saying you could get caught with your pants down, but you’ll want to study up if you plan to argue today. With this energy, expect any opponents to be well-versed in their argument. If you don’t put in the study time, you might not win the argument — erm, DEBATE — like you prefer, luscious Lion.

  • Cancer 7-3-23

    Jul 3, 2023… Anytime you start a sentence with “first of all”, the rest of us should take cover, Crab. We’ve got a Moon in Cap opposing Mercury and the Sun in Cancer and trine Uranus in Taurus, and you might be the first to swoop in to set people straight. After all, as an old soul, you often see more of the picture and will be more than happy to adjust some attitudes, as needed. Just make sure your information won’t be as old as your soul, crafty Cancer. Do your research and keep an open mind, and if you need to go set someone straight, I’m sure you’ll do it with your normal even-tempered (bwahahahahaha), I mean mild-mannered (ahahahahaha) Who am I kidding, Cancer? I’m sure you’ll make it something no one will soon forget.

  • Gemini 7-3-23

    Jul 3, 2023… Seeing all the sides of things, Twin, could have you playing devil’s advocate today. We’ll have the energy of a Moon in Cap opposing Mercury and the Sun in Cancer and trine Uranus in Taurus, and the vibe could be rich for debate. While you might be tempted to argue the opposing side just for the heck of it, make sure you educate yourself before diving into someone’s social media post with abandon. It’ll save you some embarrassment, but it’ll also help others if you actually know what you’re talking about. Of course, you could consider arguing your own feelings on a subject rather than stirring the pot just to see how everyone reacts, tricky Twin. And if all else fails, just keep scrolling and don’t waste your valuable time trying to convince anyone you can just say “I told you so” to later.

  • Taurus 7-3-23

    Jul 3, 2023… Move it or lose an eye, pal! Oye, okayyyy. Let’s take a deep, calming breath, Taurus. Sure, with the Moon in Cap opposing Mercury and the Sun in Cancer and trine Uranus in Taurus, you can expect assertion energies to be right on the mark this Monday, but that doesn’t mean you’ve gotta throw your manners out the window. Instead, pair assertion with brain power, like doing your homework so you can make an educated point and really wow people. Let’s see what you can do, Bull.

  • Aries 7-3-23

    Jul 3, 2023… Argue first, research later — that seems like the slogan of many a human these days, but since you looooooooooove to be right, Aries, you might actually want to tap into this Moon in Cap opposing Mercury and the Sun in Cancer and trine Uranus in Taurus to actually do a little homework before launching into your next debate. While you think your opinion is probably right on the money, checking a few facts couldn’t hurt. If you were right, you can argue away like only an Aries can, but if you find out you were (perhaps) not in possession of the full facts, then you can choose a whole other totally right opinion to share when next you argue your point until the cows come home, have a nightcap, and collapse into a deep and peaceful slumber. It seems like you’ll be right either way, and no one will ever catch you wrongfooted. So, do the homework and you can crow about it later, Ram.

  • Pisces 7-2-23

    Jul 2, 2023… I don’t know about you, Pisces, but I’m feeling the thrill of strangeness coming on. That’s right! The Moon in Sag square Neptune in Pisces and then moving into Cap will encourage weirdness and just about anything could happen this Sunday. Like, ANYTHING. On the one hand that might be frustrating if your plans get messed up by the unexpected, but on the other hand you could absolutely have fun by embracing incoming bizarre happenings. It’s up to you, Fishes. Do what thrills you!

  • Aquarius 7-2-23

    Jul 2, 2023… Mwahaha! It’s all going according to plan… And by that I mean you can expect your schemes to be turned upside down and inside out, Aquarius. Don’t glare at me! I’m just the messenger. It’s the Moon in Sag square Neptune in Pisces and then moving into Cap that’ll promote unexpected weirdness. You could let that frustrate you and ruin your day OR, hear me out, you could have golly gee good fun with the strange energies. Let out your inner freak — unless they like murder, then keep them locked up tight. Really, though. Get jolly with it.

  • Capricorn 7-2-23

    Jul 2, 2023… When you order your easy button from Wish and it ends up weird … well, what did you expect? With a Moon in Sag square Neptune in Pisces and then moving into Cap, this energy will be odd — but perhaps interesting, too, if you choose to be amused rather than annoyed, clever Capricorn. Maybe a wild card of a day could help you shift your focus or even let down your guard enough. You don’t always have to be checking things off your to-do list. Just once, allow yourself to be entertained by this zany day, Cap. Even you need to recharge sometime.

  • Sagittarius 7-2-23

    Jul 2, 2023… Okay, who ordered the return of creepy stalker clowns? It was you, wasn’t it, Saggy? Okay, maybe that’s not on the table for today, but it’s 2023 and the Moon in Sag square Neptune in Pisces and then moving into Cap will unleash weird energies. Anything could happen. Aliens, volcanic eruptions, land invasion of sea monsters — but there could also be good unexpected things, like someone spontaneously helping you out. Try living it up with the strange energies, Archer. Paint the town purple (red is too predictable)!

  • Scorpio 7-2-23

    Jul 2, 2023… Out of the blue, just like you! Don’t worry, Scorpio, I’m not going to rhyme throughout this whole rodeo. OR AM I? Definitely not. However, you can bet your secret collection of stamps that anything could happen this Sunday thanks to the Moon in Sag square Neptune in Pisces and then moving into Cap, which will be encouraging weird happenings. The vibes will be splendid for all sorts of wacky occurrences, but if you’re willing to roll with this wild coaster then you might just find today could be tons of fun. Laugh it up, Scorpster.

  • Libra 7-2-23

    Jul 2, 2023… Wake up, buttercup, because you won’t want to miss a minute of this wacked out day. The forecast calls for a Moon in Sag square Neptune in Pisces and then moving into Cap, and it’ll be like the Universe called for an Anything Can Happen Sunday. Will you put on pants or won’t you might be just one facet of this weird yet wonderful day. But if you do, they’ll likely be sassy pants, and your love of the dish and all things social will have you falling for this day — hopefully not literally but it could happen. Expect to be vastly entertained by whatever happens, and as long as you go into this day with an attitude of amusement, it could just be a laugh a minute sort of day. Have fun with it, laughing Libra!