Category: Horoscopes AV

  • Virgo 5-23-23

    May 23, 2023… Zowie wowie holy cow-ie! Virgo, the Moon in Cancer will conjunct Venus to promote impulsive vibes mixed with odd energies for epically poor decision making coupled with strange outbursts. Egad! Your greatest hurdle could be trying to think things through, especially since you tend to do things on a whim under normal circumstances anyway. The weird exclamations, on the other hand, could be kind of fun. While the vibes might be a little off putting, you have the power to handle them. Pshaw, easy peasy.

  • Leo 5-23-23

    May 23, 2023… Butter my biscuits and call me breakfast, Lion! Today the Moon in Cancer will conjunct Venus, which will be flipping fabulous for saying the weirdest stuff you’ve ever said in your entire tootin life. Yee yee! That’s not all, though. These strange vibes could be useful for creativity — and not just creatively telling off someone who’s burned your bacon. Put the Universe’s woo woo energies to work by making and creating, ya genius weirdo! Have at it, Leo.

  • Cancer 5-23-23

    May 23, 2023… Spontaneity is the spice of life! You know, until you spice things up by spontaneously steering your ship into a hurricane. Cancer, watch out for the incoming impulsive energies of the Moon in Cancer conjunct Venus. It could be all too easy to not think things through before acting and speaking, which may get you into trouble. Yes, even if you’re coming from a place of good intentions. Rework the vibes. Allow your brain to think up wild ideas, then think them through before proceeding. Make it happen.

  • Gemini 5-23-23

    May 23, 2023… Oh, lovable Gem, how you sparkle and amuse! With a Moon in Cancer conjunct Venus, today’s whole energy could be about impulsiveness. Your bright and bubbly presence could be a champagne pop of brilliance today. Quick wit, clever one-liners, and even impulsively kind acts could make this day as wonderful and effervescent as yourself. Just be sure to read the room. If someone else isn’t feeling it, you might try to make their day brighter, but flit on to the next thing and don’t let it wreck your day if they don’t sparkle as bright as you.

  • Taurus 5-23-23

    May 23, 2023… As much as you love to espresso self, Taurus, today you might come on like a double shot of extra caff for those around you. With a Moon in Cancer conjunct Venus, the energy will be all about impulse. Ever the cautious Bull, you don’t typically seize the day without first making a careful list and formulating backup plans for your backup plans. But today, you might seize on an idea and run with it in a way that might be frankly exhausting to watch. We’ll just lie here in the shade and watch you make great strides, but don’t forget to hydrate while you’re doing awesome things, Taurus.

  • Aries 5-23-23

    May 23, 2023… Cutting people down to size might seem like a sure-fire space saving method — until you realize that being mean doesn’t equate to good leadership, Aries. With a Moon in Cancer conjunct Venus, you might come on strong. Like a double whiskey served straight up without a chaser. It could leave others reeling, and anything you say without thinking could leave you feeling pretty hungover. If you can tap into kindness, you’ll enjoy a day of quick wit and perfectly timed comedy, Aries.

  • Pisces 5-22-23

    May 22, 2023… Got emotions? Join the club, Fishy! We’ve got an emotional Cancer Moon trine Saturn in Pisces today. While you may find that who you are and how you feel line up well, you might also see a glaring problem you didn’t notice before. And everyday is leg day if you run from your problems, Pisces. That may be exactly what you want to do, but it won’t make the problems disappear. Taking time to process them won’t be the same as hiding from them and will help more in the long run. May I recommend excess amounts of self-care? Your way of thinking things through can help you sort these feelings and be ready for whatever needs to come next. Sure, you’ve got emotions, but you’ll handle them expertly, the way you do everything else.

  • Aquarius 5-22-23

    May 22, 2023… Problems? What problems? Honestly, you might not see a problem with the whole hear no evil, see no evil, speak no evil vibe with a Cancer Moon trine Saturn in Pisces. Before you squeeze your eyes shut and clap your hands over your ears, keep in mind that hiding from your problems won’t make them magically disappear. Instead, use your strong emotions to confront your problems head-on. Go out and face the day, WB.

  • Capricorn 5-22-23

    May 22, 2023… Hiding under the covers is a time-honored method for avoiding responsibility, Cap. Also, monsters. With an emotional Cancer Moon trine Saturn in Pisces, you could be feeling a powerful desire to avoid problems. Your usual can-do nature might be confused by your resistance, but then you remind yourself that hiding under a blanket is actually doing something, which might make you feel better for a minute. While effective for fighting monsters, staying under the covers won’t make the problem disappear. You may have to tap into your inner assertiveness, throw off the covers, and go do something about it. We know you’ve got it in you, able Goat! Go slay dragons or whatever it is you need to do. The blankets will be waiting when you finish up.

  • Sagittarius 5-22-23

    May 22, 2023… You is fierce. You is unstoppable. You is probably annoyed at my poor grammar. Fair enough, Sag. Well, the Cancer Moon trine Saturn in Pisces will encourage your sense of self to be more in line with your feelings than usual. The cool thing about channeling these energies is that you could experience a healthy confidence boost, which will likely be wonderful for any challenges that come your way this Monday. It’s like armoring up before slaying a cyclops. In short? You got this, Saggy.

  • Scorpio 5-22-23

    May 22, 2023… Spring checklist for Scorpio includes sunscreen, a supersoaker to shoot anyone who crosses into your six feet personal space, and blinders. Wait — what??? With a Cancer Moon trine Saturn in Pisces, you could want to ignore the problems (and people with problems) that pop up and keep sailing straight toward your goals. While those blinders have seen you through to some big achievements, today’s energy will have your sense of self coming through clearly, and you won’t feel good about ignoring other people or problems today. Tap into your innate stubbornness (I mean tenacity) and face any challenges like a boss.

  • Libra 5-22-23

    May 22, 2023… How are your hide and seek skills, Libra? Yeah, you might want to brush up on them. After all, you could get the urge to hide from your problems thanks to the anti-adulty vibes of the Cancer Moon trine Saturn in Pisces. While you could roll with the vibes and give into fear (blasphemy!), the more cerebral side of you will likely want to reason you through the thick emotions. Let it. Work through the feels to brave yourself for facing problems. You can do it, Scales.