Category: Horoscopes AV

  • Virgo 4-22-23

    Apr 22, 2023… The greener the grass, the more manure they probably used. Just FYI, Virgo. Why have I graced you with this stinky wisdom? Well, the Gemini Moon will trine Pluto in Aquarius and square Saturn in Pisces and while the vibes will be epic for revving up your wit and charm, there will also be chances for some illusion energies to tempt you into looking for greener pastures. Tend to your own lawn instead of drooling over someone else’s grass. Besides, you’ll have wit and charm on your side. Channel those vibes into goodness for yourself. Best of luck, V!

  • Leo 4-22-23

    Apr 22, 2023… You’re slicker than grease, Leo! Especially this Saturday, as the Gemini Moon will trine Pluto in Aquarius and square Saturn in Pisces. You can expect an upgrade in wit and charm energies, but be careful as the coveted vibes being unleashed could tempt you into chasing greener grass and bluer oceans. While you could very well smooth talk your way to the oval office, think about whether or not that’s really how you wanna channel the chat-tastic vibes. You know what you want. Don’t let yourself get sidetracked. Your aim is true, Lion.

  • Cancer 4-22-23

    Apr 22, 2023… I used to bite coins to see if they were chocolate, gum, or real money. Not everyone was born smart like you, Cancer. ANYWAY. The Gemini Moon will trine Pluto in Aquarius and square Saturn in Pisces, so it could be easier than usual to assert yourself. Beware! You’ll also likely have to fight the desire to chase something new and shiny. Don’t drop the diamonds in your hand for a minor chance at gold. That’ll probably turn out to be remnants of chocolate candy coins. Not even the chocolate. JUST the wrappers. Remember to value what you have. Work smart, Crabby.

  • Gemini 4-22-23

    Apr 22, 2023… Charming the pants off all around you needs to be figurative, Gem, or things could get awkward fast. Today’s Gemini Moon trine Pluto in Aquarius and square Saturn in Pisces will bring the wit and charm, a boost to your natural sass. You could get a mad rush from the power that comes with being a shameless flirt, but make sure you loved-up Libras don’t start looking around to assess your options because you start to wonder if the grass might be greener. If it’s greener, it’s because someone is watering their own lawn. So, take a hint, and be sure to use this charming vibe on the one you’re with, Gemini. Unless the one you’re with actually is the worst, and then what are you doing with a muggle-fluffer like that? Dig the vibe, lay on the charm, and enjoy this fun and flirty day!

  • Taurus 4-22-23

    Apr 22, 2023… Hey there, Taurus! Your WOW factor might just be turned up on high today. Power plus wit plus charm? Don’t forget to thank a Gemini Moon trine Pluto in Aquarius and square Saturn in Pisces in whatever acceptance speech you might be mentally preparing for this assertive and powerful energy today. Just take care that you don’t get tripped up thinking someone has it better than you. A big power day could easily send you on an ego and envy trip if you don’t watch where you step. Stay out of steaming piles of envy and focus instead on doing your very best, which we all know will be amazing, Bull!

  • Aries 4-22-23

    Apr 22, 2023… Wit, charm, power. While you may naturally assume we’re just describing you, Aries, it could also be the whole vibe of this day with a Gemini Moon trine Pluto in Aquarius and square Saturn in Pisces. You may find it easier than ever to stand up for yourself, and your innate diplomacy will smooth the way. The only hang-up today could be that you might get stuck on your expectation of how this day should go and forget to enjoy what actually happens. Your exacting standards may be impressive, but if you get too caught up in them, you might miss out on a pretty perfect day by anyone’s measure, Ram. Don’t get caught up on your vision of reality; actually enjoy the day with all the wit, charm, and power we know you bring to the table.

  • Pisces 4-21-23

    Apr 21, 2023… Feelings Friday? That’s every day for you, Pisces! Expect today’s Moon in Taurus trine Ceres in Virgo to add some thoughts to those feels and make both easier to express. While everything should flow easily, make sure you direct your energy into the areas that need it most — could be relationships, could be work, or could even be self-care. Seize the day, reap the rewards, and don’t forget this one important thing: IT’S FINALLY THE FREAKING WEEKEND, FISHY!

  • Aquarius 4-21-23

    Apr 21, 2023… Today’s about synergy and perfect for your energy, Aquarius! What else with a Taurus Moon? It’ll be in a trine with Ceres today, and you could be finding that everything gels well. Your thoughts, your feels, and even what you have to say. Your usual mental agility could be on full display today as you juggle tasks easily and get stuff done. You may even learn a thing or two if you put in a little effort to smooth the way today, Water Bearer.

  • Capricorn 4-21-23

    Apr 21, 2023… Today could be a latte fun with thoughts, feelings, and even communication coming together with a Moon in Taurus trine Ceres in Virgo, Cappy. While your assertive personality may want to get things brewing and then sit back to enjoy the vibe, keep in mind you’ll need to exert a little effort. It’ll be important for you to espresso self today to see all the benefits. Have a brew-tiful day, Goat!

  • Sagittarius 4-21-23

    Apr 21, 2023… Intellect. Spiritualness. Going mental. Sounds like another day in the life of a Sag, amiright?! Well, the Moon in Taurus trine Ceres in Virgo and the vibes will be chock full of potential for intellectual endeavors, as well as spiritual healing and doing a little extra to care for your mental health (e.g. avoiding going mental). Basically, if it has to do with your mind or your spirit, the vibes got your back. Make the most of today’s potential by seeking growth and healing. Namaste, Saggy.

  • Scorpio 4-21-23

    Apr 21, 2023… If raindrops on roses and whiskers on kittens was your idea of an ideal Friday, then you might just be the sweetest thing ever, Scorpio. Also, you may not be far off for the day’s forecast as the Moon in Taurus trine Ceres in Virgo, thus promoting intellectual vibes and spiritual energies that you could combine for an epic day of mental health care. Bring on the kittens and roses! Or, you know, whatever can help heal your soul, relieve stress, or lift your mood. Seek out your favorite things, Scorpster.

  • Libra 4-21-23

    Apr 21, 2023… I lost my mood ring and I’m not sure how I feel about that. Ba-dum-tsss! Speaking of emotions, Libra, the Moon in Taurus will trine Ceres in Virgo. Thanks to the vibes, feelings and thoughts will likely gel well, as could communication, but you might have to put the effort in before you can look for epic results. Mold the vibes into what you need for this Friday when it comes to merging emotions, thinking, and communication. Forget the mood ring. How do you feel about that forecast, Scales?