Category: Horoscopes AV

  • Virgo 4-8-23

    Apr 8, 2023… I hope you’re hungry, Virgo, because you could be eating the words “Hit me with your best shot” — even if you were just singing along to the song. The Universe will be flinging fireballs of doom as the Moon in Scorpio opposes Uranus. Okay… not really. I was just REALLY dying to say that. But, your lofty goals and your dreams may not seem to jive today. You’ll likely feel pulled in different directions. Well, swallow your indecision. Choose to be stronger than the Universe’s dumb vibes. You’ve got dreams to chase, even if it’s just one at a time. Onward, V! (No fireballs were injured in the creation of this horoscope.)

  • Leo 4-8-23

    Apr 8, 2023… Match me up with a creepy possessed doll. Challenges with your dreams will likely be encouraged by the vibes of the Moon in Scorpio opposing Uranus, Lion. As you push your way through obstacles, you could be faced with questions about whether or not your desires are worth the efforts. While only you can decide what’s worth pursuing, remember that a dream from the heart, while rarely easy to obtain, can be incredibly rewarding. Don’t let some self doubt steal that from you, friend. Fight on.

  • Cancer 4-8-23

    Apr 8, 2023… Watch me Whip! Now watch me Nae Nae the vibes away. If only, Crabby. If only. The Moon in Scorpio will be opposing Uranus, which could mean that your big dreams and your actual drive may not jive well today. Like, you could sleep away the day dreaming about awesome possibilities, but actually getting up and doing them may be an entirely different beast altogether. Don’t get frustrated if you don’t have all the energy in the world. Some rest will likely help reignite your passions. Seek the bright side, Cancer.

  • Gemini 4-8-23

    Apr 8, 2023… Glitter bombbbb! So many shiny things, but which one is gold, Gem? Indeed, the Universe could glitter bomb you with the Moon in Scorpio opposing Uranus, which will reflect energies that could pull you in different directions when it comes to your ambitions. You could find yourself tempted to pursue all sorts of desires. Honestly, that’s okay. Sometimes enjoying little side quests can remind you how epic it’ll be to achieve your main goal. Just don’t drown yourself in distractions to avoid the big challenges. You’re strong enough to face anything. Fortify yourself, Twins.

  • Taurus 4-8-23

    Apr 8, 2023… You might want to take the blinders off today, Bull. As much as you want to power through to your goals, today’s Moon in Scorpio opposing Uranus will offer a different option. You might feel pulled in a different direction, and instead of stubbornly ignoring that pull, you may want to pay attention to it. A side project or new direction could enhance your life — or it could lead to a whole new goal you never even knew you needed. You won’t know if you don’t take the time to evaluate those little mental tugs. If you explore them and find they’re just distractions, it could be a good time to rest and then jump back in when you attention isn’t so divided, clever Taurus.

  • Aries 4-8-23

    Apr 8, 2023… Punching this day in the face might be your solution to challenges that pop up from a Moon in Scorpio opposing Uranus. You want what you want, but stuff keeps getting in your way. You might even be questioning if you still want what you want. But challenges could shrink from you, mighty Ram, when you leap into this day with your trademark courage. If you feel pulled in a new direction, explore those possibilities. Get creative. See if what you’ve wanted still jives, and if it doesn’t, scrap that plan to create a better one. If anyone can do it, it’s you!

  • Pisces 4-7-23

    Apr 7, 2023… Before you wrap your arms and legs around the ones you love and try to smush them with your love, maybe don’t, Pisces. With a Moon in Scorpio opposing Mercury in Taurus, square Pluto in Aquarius, and trine Mars in Cancer, love could come on hella strong. You may want to take your fierce energy and put it to work to take care of others. You may see yourself as some kind of loving being, but the people you direct that love toward could see you as the smothering pillow of death. Okay, maybe that’s a little dramatic. Either way, you may be wanting to love them to death, but they may want some space or only a smidge of cuddles. So, back that thang up, Fishy, and give them (and YOU) a chance to breathe.

  • Aquarius 4-7-23

    Apr 7, 2023… A bonfire can provide that nice warm feeling … until you step too close and get burned. You might feel the warm glow of love today, but with a Moon in Scorpio opposing Mercury in Taurus, square Pluto in Aquarius, and trine Mars in Cancer, it may be that you find yourself getting too much of a good thing. The overpowering energy of nurturing could have you looking for exits to get a little air. Your light needs room to shine! Before you freak out on the ones getting up in your space, try to use your grown-up words to tell them to ease up. Instead of offending someone who might genuinely be trying to show affection, you can communicate a need for space without hurting any feelings. That will appeal to your need to actually breathe without someone trying to climb inside your skin. Win-win, Aquarius!

  • Capricorn 4-7-23

    Apr 7, 2023… I got a going away present for you! First, do your part. Byeeeeee. Well, Cap, if you feel like pushing people away this Friday, don’t be surprised. There will be smothering energies of the Moon in Scorpio opposing Mercury in Taurus, square Pluto in Aquarius, and trine Mars in Cancer. All things love and nurturing could seem over the top. Heck, even the simple way someone loves you could feel TOO much. Take a beat (and maybe some alone time) before you burn down any bridges, though. The vibes will pass and you will want those snuggles back later. Keep a cool head.

  • Sagittarius 4-7-23

    Apr 7, 2023… Feel like your partner’s snuggles are a little too reminiscent of a boa constrictor, Saggy? With a Moon in Scorpio opposing Mercury in Taurus, square Pluto in Aquarius, and trine Mars in Cancer, you could be feeling a little crushed by love. Relationships, friends, family… it can apply pretty much anywhere. As in someone’s trying to squeeze the stuffing out of you. It could help to try to walk a mile in their shoes before you react and say something harsh. Need more space? Ask for it. Be kind because you can’t rewind. And if you feel the urge to do some nurturing of your own, try asking first before you help. It could save you a world of trouble, initiating Archer.

  • Scorpio 4-7-23

    Apr 7, 2023… Let me help you. OR ELSE. Whoa there, Scorpster. With the Moon in Scorpio opposing Mercury in Taurus, square Pluto in Aquarius, and trine Mars in Cancer, nurturing energies will be promoted, but it could be all too easy to go too far. Watch out for pushing help onto people who haven’t asked for it and overstepping boundaries with your intuition. After all, you can lead a horse to water but you can’t force it to sip sip, blub blub. You know? Getting pushy doesn’t help anyone, so feel a situation out before going all in. You know what’s up.

  • Libra 4-7-23

    Apr 7, 2023… Wake up, buttercup! Your mental acrobatics will come in handy with a Moon in Scorpio opposing Mercury in Taurus, square Pluto in Aquarius, and trine Mars in Cancer. Using your balanced Libra energy will help you see every point of view, which could be helpful today as love might come on strong today. Take care that you don’t come on too strong by trying to help someone whether they want the help or not. Your mental agility may be impressive, but that doesn’t mean everyone wants your input. A “my way or the highway” approach likely won’t get you far, and you might be better off channeling your energy into empathy rather than trying to fix everybody. Go be awesome, Scales. Shine bright like a diamond!