Category: Horoscopes AV

  • Virgo 4-1-23

    Apr 1, 2023… I heard from Belle who heard from Gaston’s cousin’s goat that aliens are gonna invade soon. Then I fact checked it and it turns out Gaston doesn’t even have a cousin with a goat! It’s an alpaca. Anyway, V, the Moon in Leo will be trine Jupiter and Mercury in Aries, all of which will combine to promote vibes of half truths and gossip galore. It will likely be key NOT to believe everything you hear, even when it comes from family and loved ones. Seek the truth before jumping any guns. You’re smart like that, Virgo.

  • Leo 4-1-23

    Apr 1, 2023… All I hear is BLA BLA BLA! Same, Kesha. Same. Leo, you could find yourself getting fed up with people as the Moon in Leo trine Jupiter and Mercury in Aries unleashes talkative energies with a side of delusion. In particular, you could be in disbelief over what your loved ones say today. It’s okay to take a step back, but some thoughtful communication could be key to resolving issues. Be honest about your feelings and don’t be afraid to seek the truth. Talk the talk, Lion.

  • Cancer 4-1-23

    Apr 1, 2023… Silence isn’t always golden, Cancer. Sometimes it’s downright problematic. For instance, using communication to resolve issues will likely come in handy this Saturday as the Moon in Leo trine Jupiter and Mercury in Aries promotes issues with honesty. Sometimes lies seem easier, but they often cause more issues than being truthful. While you could act silent and tough, that likely won’t solve anything. It’s just awkward. Armor up and have hard conversations. Reaching a resolution can be far more rewarding than waiting it out. Aim high!

  • Gemini 4-1-23

    Apr 1, 2023… You heard a thing and you didn’t mean to hear the thing, but now you want to tell the thing, right? Oh, Gem! A fresh and juicy piece of gossip may just begged to be chewed over, preferably by the water cooler or all over social media, but if rumors gonna find room, that doesn’t mean they have to find it with you. After all, we’ll have a Moon in Leo trine Jupiter and Mercury in Aries, and if that’s not a recipe for mixed messages, I don’t know what is! Passing on info that might not be solid just because it was exciting could backfire. It could e a great day to focus on communicating, but if you can’t say something nice, I hear duct tape helps.

  • Taurus 4-1-23

    Apr 1, 2023… Surgically removing someone from your life because of a thing you heard might feel good in the moment, but it could feel pretty gross later when you realize you got it wrong. Give peace a chance, Bull, and expect a Moon in Leo trine Jupiter and Mercury in Aries to throw some weird stuff your way. If you can figure out a way to connect and communicate, you’ll sort out the mess rather than make one, and you can always burn that bridge later if you find out what you heard was correct. Silver linings, right?

  • Aries 4-1-23

    Apr 1, 2023… You heard what?? Well, if you heard it from the grapevine, it might not be reliable, Aries. With a Moon in Leo trine Jupiter and Mercury in Aries, it’ll be possible that you might hear a thing or two that you may or may not like. Instead of blowing your top, go figure out what’s what. It could be that you got handed the wrong end of the story. Or maybe you heard wrong because someone was misinformed. Just make sure to get it straight before you do anything about it, Ram.

  • Pisces 3-31-23

    Mar 31, 2023… Clapping back or retreating might be your usual mood when dealing with difficult days, Pisces, but today’s energy may challenge you to consider another way. With a Moon in Leo trine the Sun in Aries and square Uranus and Venus in Taurus, the mood could be big for surprises, muddled thoughts, and tricky communication. You probably liked the “surprises” part before I got to the rest, right? Instead of reacting by retreating or lashing out, consider thinking things through carefully. If some part of the day throws you off, consider why. A little extra thought could help you figure out your footing for a fantastic Friday, Fishy. Use your noggin, and have the best day!

  • Aquarius 3-31-23

    Mar 31, 2023… Surprises? You love surprises, right, Aquarius? With a Moon in Leo trine the Sun in Aries and square Uranus and Venus in Taurus, practical energy could meet up with life’s little plot twists. You could end up mystified at something that transpired, and you can go ahead and expect communication and thoughts to be largely off-line today or working as slowly as dial-up, but if you allow yourself to slow down and tap into your inner longing for balance, you’ll be able to manage the lapse in communication, embrace the surprises (or handle them at any rate), and make the plot twist today just how well you handled the weird and wacky energy thrown your way this freaky Friday.

  • Capricorn 3-31-23

    Mar 31, 2023… Panic! (at the disco and everywhere else) could be a whole mood today, Cap. The Moon in Leo will trine the Sun in Aries and square Uranus and Venus in Taurus, which means this Friday will likely be where practicality meets surprises. Unfortunately, that could result in you getting thrown off your groove. While you may be practically inclined, some people could throw you through a few loops. Remember that murder is never the answer. Instead, try finding ways to use surprises to your advantage. It’s game time, Cappy.

  • Sagittarius 3-31-23

    Mar 31, 2023… You may want to show up today with your A-game, Saggy, with a Moon in Leo trine the Sun in Aries and square Uranus and Venus in Taurus. The strong energetic vibe could make communication and clear thought a challenge, and impulsively reacting might be the worst idea in the history of ever! Instead, show up today with your game face on, letting nothing break your stride. I would say that you could expect the unexpected only the unexpected can’t be expected, right? If that hurt your brain, you may already be feeling the waves of WOAH coming in with this energy. Expect to be surprised, but basically, be ready for anything, able Archer.

  • Scorpio 3-31-23

    Mar 31, 2023… If you’ve never seen the movie Blindside, don’t worry. You could be about to live it, Scorpio! Sort of. The Moon in Leo will trine the Sun in Aries and square Uranus and Venus in Taurus, thus unleashing epic energies of surprise and practicality, which could mean finding yourself getting thrown off your game. I mean, life is often filled with the unexpected and you’ve survived so far. What’s a day full of surprise energies got on you? Not much, especially when you keep your head up and hold onto practical thinking. Rise above, Phoenix.

  • Libra 3-31-23

    Mar 31, 2023… If you find yourself telling someone today “don’t hate the player, hate the game”, you might have gotten suckered into the energy of a Moon in Leo trine the Sun in Aries and square Uranus and Venus in Taurus. Or maybe your natural competitive streak got the best of you, Libra. Today’s mood could have you thrown off by a surprise — or it could have you doing the same to others, perhaps with your whirlwind changes in thoughts and moods. The energy could have challenges to both thoughts and conversation, but if you keep an open mind, you might move through this day with less worry and more fun. Enjoy a little friendly competition, and have fun with it.