Category: Horoscopes AV

  • Virgo 3-13-23

    Mar 13, 2023… Yes, you can be as unmoving as a boulder, but that doesn’t mean you should plop down in one place and literally never move, Virgo. Beware, with the Moon in Sag square Saturn in Pisces, you could encounter energies of originality with a tendency to get fixated. Like, you ever get so interested in something that you go totally overboard with it (binging a show, collecting ALL of the merchandise, etc.)? Yeah, that could happen today, but instead of hyper-focusing on material stuff, you could find yourself obsessed with an original idea or unique trait. Enjoy it, but pace yourself. Steady as it goes, V.

  • Leo 3-13-23

    Mar 13, 2023… They say legends never die. I guess that makes you immortal, Leo! Indeed, your ego could get a boost from the energies of the Moon in Sag square Saturn in Pisces. Practical ambition combined with natural talents and determination will be encouraged. You could feel unstoppable, maybe invincible. Well, you’re not. Don’t get such an inflated ego that you lose your head, friend. Do go after something incredible and believe in yourself. You can do amazing things — just not if you’re splattered on the ground because you thought you could soar off a cliff with no gear. Work smart, Lion.

  • Cancer 3-13-23

    Mar 13, 2023… Some people see dead people. I see idiots. Cancer, if you’re like me and feel like the only smart person in the room this Monday, it could be thanks to the Moon in Sag square Saturn in Pisces, promoting energies of originality and stubbornness rolled into one. Essentially, you will likely get fired up about a brilliantly unique idea or plan, but also feel inclined to refuse to listen to anyone’s suggestions. Remember that the best outcomes often come from teamwork, not “me” work. You can choose to lend others your creativity and your ear. Make magic together, Crabby.

  • Gemini 3-13-23

    Mar 13, 2023… Try not to be Monday’s annoying hall monitor, Gem. With a Moon in Sag square Saturn in Pisces, you might have a tendency to get fixed on fairness — more so than usual. The energy will be strong for going after your goals with determination, and your talents could shine through. Just don’t get so stuck on things being done the right way that they don’t get done at all. If you can work a little flexibility into this day, you could have a marvelous Monday without feeling the need to send anyone to the metaphorical principal’s office. Put on those big kid pants and shine bright, lovable Gemini!

  • Taurus 3-13-23

    Mar 13, 2023… Do you really want this to be the hill you die on, Taurus? I don’t even know what it is you’ll be stubborn about today, but with a Moon in Sag square Saturn in Pisces, I know you’ll be refusing to budge on something. Today’s energy could be heckin strong for natural talents and originality pairing with ambition and determination, but that could all be sabotaged if you refuse to waver on your original plan. No one’s saying you should compromise your values (ever) but a little flexibility could make this day stronger for you, and I know how you love reaching your goals. Don’t get in your own way, Bull, and this day could be amazing!

  • Aries 3-13-23

    Mar 13, 2023… Maybe we need to throw on some shades for your shine, Aries. Your natural charm and magnetic presence could sparkle especially bright today with a Moon in Sag square Saturn in Pisces. Your goals could get a boost of determined energy that brings your natural gifts to the forefront. While this could be a big day for coming up with an original idea, take care that you don’t get so fixed on the end goal that you’ll do anything to get it. You won’t forgive yourself easily if you don’t play fair with others, and while tenacity can get you far, flexibility might come in handy, too. You’ll be a whole glitterbomb of awesome energy today if you just lighten up and enjoy the journey, Ram.

  • Pisces 3-12-23

    Mar 12, 2023… Smiting people who displease you could just be one of your many moods, Pisces, and it might get a little extra fire from a Moon in Scorpio trine the Sun and Neptune in Pisces. You might feel particularly motivated today and ready to make some changes in your life — but that energy may come with impatience for anyone who gets in your way. Use some of that energy to remind yourself that arguments and explosive displays of temper will only slow you up, Fishy. Instead, chill out and go after your goals with all your passion and creativity. Make things happen, but make sure one of those things doesn’t involve someone bailing your butt out of the pokey!

  • Aquarius 3-12-23

    Mar 12, 2023… Pitch a fit or pitch a tent? Either might be likely. With a Moon in Scorpio trine the Sun and Neptune in Pisces, the vibe will have practical ambition meeting stubbornness, moodiness, and changy-ness?? Um, that last one probably isn’t an actual word. I’ll just say that you might be quick to get mad, stubborn as anything, but also likely to create spectacular change if you get over yourself and get to work. This vibe will be all about innovation and revolution so shake a tail feather and get to it! Don’t let your mood or your past decisions hold you back from creating something amazing today. Use your innovate spirit to fix your eye on the prize and start moving toward it in whatever weird and wacky way that works.

  • Capricorn 3-12-23

    Mar 12, 2023… KABOOM, baby! Yeah, nobody needs a Capricorn-sized volcano exploding this Sunday. The Moon in Scorpio trine the Sun and Neptune in Pisces will promote ambitious energies, as well as an uptick in tempers. If things go sideways while you’re going after your goals, you could explode quicker than usual and sizzling hot rocks may hit innocent bystanders. Yikes. Remember, it’s okay to get frustrated and angry when things don’t go your way. Just don’t let those feelings rule you. YOU are the conductor. Keep your train on track, Cappy.

  • Sagittarius 3-12-23

    Mar 12, 2022… What do you get when you take a desire for progress with a need for revolution? A coup, a riot, a massive renaissance? Well, today you’ll have a Moon in Scorpio trine the Sun and Neptune in Pisces, and more likely, you’ll feel a need for personal revolution. Needing change but coming at it practically could be in the cards — as long as you can keep your temper in check as you go after what you need. No need to start a mutiny. Focus on changing what you can, and this day could feel powerful. Get tripped up by frustration, and all your progress could disappear quicker than a family member after you’ve loaned them money. Go change the world, Saggy. Or, at the very least, change your own.

  • Scorpio 3-12-23

    Mar 12, 2023… How do you like oxymorons, Scorpio? Me neither, too. So, the Moon in Scorpio trine the Sun and Neptune in Pisces could be where ambition meets stubbornness this Sunday. Indeed, you could find yourself set in your ways when it comes to carrying out plans for fulfilling your dreams, which will likely cause serious friction if your plans get derailed by obstacles. Not like that EVER happens (laughs nervously). While the vibes could be great for going after your dreams, it’ll likely be helpful to fight back a little so you can stay thoughtfully flexible. Go for gold, Scorpster!

  • Libra 3-12-23

    Mar 12, 2023… How’s a nice room with cushioned walls and flooring sound — and a free straightjacket, Libra! The Moon in Scorpio trine the Sun and Neptune in Pisces will reflect change energies AND stubborn vibes. It could feel like you’re being torn in different directions, except one of them is literally just staying still. It’s not even a direction. This may be the perfect setup for full blown change, but think it through. Take a beat, Libra. You don’t have to jump ship in order to make a statement. A little change could be better than too much, so try taking things slow. You got this.