Category: Horoscopes AV

  • Virgo 3-9-23

    Mar 9, 2023… Uhm, Houston to Virgo? Come in, Virgo! Well, the Moon in Libra opposing Jupiter, Chiron and Venus in Aries will unleash spacey energies that will likely leave you floating wayyy out there. Honestly, a little mental vacay could be awesome for giving your brain a break. The trick, however, may be finding a way to fulfill that need on your own terms rather than accidentally going all space cadet during important moments. Like, nobody wants to get called out in a Zoom meeting for not paying attention. You can make it work, V.

  • Leo 3-9-23

    Mar 9, 2023… Lost in thought? Probably. Leo, the Moon in Libra will be opposing Jupiter, Chiron and Venus in Aries — stay with me here — will release flighty brain energies that could leave you floating and roaming. It’ll be up to you to battle the vibes in order to stay on top of your own mind. Just imagine that your brain is a wild stallion and it’s up to you to tame it. It’s okay to let that mare roam in the pastures for a bit, but make sure to call it back to the stables. Saddle up, Lion.

  • Cancer 3-9-23

    Mar 9, 2023… There’s a little “You” in everyone. Well, not literally (unless you’re bad at spelling). You see, Cancer, the Moon in Libra opposing Jupiter, Chiron and Venus in Aries will release connecting energies for growth, which means you could see yourself in someone else and make some solid connections this Thursday. Indeed, connecting with others will likely be easier as you look for similarities, whether that’s enjoying the same artists, having similar taste in clothes, etc. When you look for likeness, you’re almost sure to find it. Are you ready to find the “You” in others? Have at it, Crabby.

  • Gemini 3-9-23

    Mar 9, 2023… Wanting to cancel life so you can daydream the day away could be a big mood today, Gem. Thank the Moon in Libra opposing Jupiter, Chiron and Venus in Aries. Getting lost in your own thoughts might happen, but every now and then, come back down to earth and reach out. You could really use that thoughtful vibe to connect today — maybe showing someone you’ve been thinking of them or noticing that new person who doesn’t know anyone yet. Make a friend, make someone’s day, or just make this dreamy day your own. Have fun with it!

  • Taurus 3-9-23

    Mar 9, 2023… A penny for your thoughts probably won’t cut it, Bull. Your thoughts are probably under a copyright or trademark with a high dollar price tag we might not be able to afford. Thinking all the things could just be the vibe of a Moon in Libra opposing Jupiter, Chiron and Venus in Aries. Take a little space for yourself to sort out these thoughts. Today could be a good day to make new connections or to mentor someone who reminds you a little of yourself. This may be one thoughtful Thursday but that doesn’t mean it won’t be amazing!

  • Aries 3-9-23

    Mar 9, 2023… Before you tell everyone to duck off so you can think, hang on, Ram. With a Moon in Libra opposing Jupiter, Chiron and Venus in Aries, your desire for space to think your thoughts could rule the day. You’d be okay if someone wanted to stroke your hair while you do it, assuming they don’t speak or breathe very loudly. That might not be realistic. You probably have things to do that don’t involve daydreaming, Aries. So what do you do? You schedule some self-care time where you can think and dream, and the rest of the time you do the things. Try to have compassion for the people who have to work with your distractions today. Assume they have distractions of their own. Lead with love and kindness, and you’ll return to your space and your thoughts soon enough.

  • Pisces 3-8-23

    Mar 8, 2023… Imagine the Universe as a big tabby cat. And Pisces, you’re sitting on the edge of a table. I think we all know where this is going. We’ll have a Moon in Libra on the way in. That balanced, loving feeling at the start of the day might be the table’s edge the Universe pushes you off of. Because that’s what cats do. The Universe, too, come to think of it. Shoved out of your comfort zone, you might find this day intense with energy. But… it can also give you a wake up call… and often, that isn’t a bad thing. Put your big, beautiful brain to it, and make this day work for you.

  • Aquarius 3-8-23

    Mar 8, 2023… Like a drunken tight rope walker, one minute you’ve got it, and the next? Ka-blam! Okay, so maybe you’re neither drunk nor a tight rope walker, and none of that made any sense. Someone’s got to stop day drinking before writing these things. Let me try again. Today’s forecast calls for the Moon in Virgo trine Pluto in Cap and then moving to Libra. So, one minute you might feel like you have things figured out, the next it can get intense. Breathe, WB. Life may not always go as planned, but that doesn’t mean you can’t roll with the changes and make the best of them. Use your intuition to navigate what’s next. And leave off the day drinking and tight ropes. That just sounds like a recipe for disaster!

  • Capricorn 3-8-23

    Mar 8, 2023… I hope you have butt cushions, because you’re probably gonna wanna ready yourself to get knocked down a peg, Cap. But… wait. I’m kidding. Sorta. As the Moon in Virgo will trine Pluto in Cap and then move to Libra, energies of love will be intense. Reality could be all like KABLAM. But, that is only if you let it get too intense, Cap. Of course, you’re smart enough to know that the Universe ain’t got nothing on your joy. That’s something that you’re in charge of, after all. You got this!

  • Sagittarius 3-8-23

    Mar 8, 2023… Feeling like the poor little rope in a game of tug-of-war does not sound awesome, Saggy. Time to flip the script for this day! The forecast for today calls for a Moon in Virgo trine Pluto in Cap and then moving to Libra. Don’t let yourself be caught in between things. Use your can-do attitude to power through this day by finding the silver lining in everything. It’s there, Archer. Just keep your eyes open and make this day beautiful!

  • Scorpio 3-8-23

    Mar 8, 2023… Oh, nuts! Scorpster, you’re not the crazy one (this time). Today’s Moon in Virgo trine Pluto in Cap and then moving to Libra could be all too passionate, with intense and even potentially confusing vibes. You can choose a different perspective, though. After all, no one owns intense vibes quite like a Scorpio! Go for some higher love — self-love, that is. These vibes can help yourself through the push and pull of life, and give you a leg up towards getting some things cleared from your plate. Go for gold.

  • Libra 3-8-23

    Mar 8, 2023… UGH. Get me off this rollercoaster before I — BLURGH! Don’t upchuck just yet, Libra. Sure, the vibes might be all over the flipping place this Wednesday, but there’s some goodness in there. I think. The Moon in Virgo will trine Pluto in Cap and then move to Libra, promoting intense energies. Luckily, there will also be self-care energies that you can totes vibe with for a recharge. Saddle up, Libra. Ride on!