Category: Horoscopes AV

  • Virgo 1-2-23

    Jan 2, 2023… If you would rather jump in a frozen lake in your underwear than talk about your feels, you might be a Virgo. Hold onto your undies because today’s Moon in Taurus trine Mercury, Pluto, and Venus in Cap will encourage an intersection between thoughts and feelings. While communication could flow well, it will require facing those feels. And before you go screaming toward a freezing lake in your tighty whities, consider how you can use these vibes to grow. You could seek an improvement in relationships or talk out a challenge that’s been bugging you. Good things can happen when you express yourself, dear Virgin. Maybe give it a go and leave the polar plunge for another day. Or never. Never sounds good, too.

  • Leo 1-2-23

    Jan 2, 2023… Dude! I was going to say something important but I forgot — Oh, that’s it! Leo, the Moon in Taurus trine Mercury, Pluto, and Venus in Cap will reflect epic energies for meeting your mental health needs. Dig deep and figure out what ya require for greatness. Maybe you’re forgetful because you have sleep problems (or anxiety, or stress…). Perhaps it’s time for checking in with your doctor. Ultimately, you know what you need and this Monday will be a fine opportunity for listening to what those needs are and acting to fulfill them. You got this, Lion.

  • Cancer 1-2-23

    Jan 2, 2023… Okay, here’s the thing. I’ve got news that’s either really good or absolutely terrible, and it all depends on you, Cancer. Here we go. Thanks to the the Moon in Taurus trine Mercury, Pluto, and Venus in Cap, your emotions and thoughts can be getting along so well that they end up making out next to the office vending machine. There! I said it. If you’re high vibing this Monday, you will likely face the day with positivity and productivity. Unfortunately, if the Monday blues smack you in the family jewels, your thoughts and emotions could be negative and downright destructive. See? It’ll be up to you to choose whether you channel positivity or negativity. You’ve got the power, Crabby!

  • Gemini 1-2-23

    Jan 2, 2023… Blasting social media with posts about interpersonal issues? Yikes, Gem. Maybe just talk things out. With a Moon in Taurus trine Mercury, Pluto, and Venus in Cap, you could find that your thoughts and feelings read loud and clear — but to communicate them effectively, you may actually have to talk it out. And I don’t mean to get all your friends to weigh in on what they think either. Oftentimes, the best way to work out an issue is to talk about it. Rather than worrying that you’ll say it exactly right, focus on speaking from your heart with kindness and respect. You can do it, Twins!

  • Taurus 1-2-23

    Jan 2, 2023… Are you okay, Taurus? No, seriously. I’m asking sincerely. See, the Moon in Taurus trine Mercury, Pluto, and Venus in Cap will be unleashing epic energies for intellectual and mental health check-ins. Getting your brainy care on could be an important item on your to-do list, so take advantage of this chance to tune into yourself and your needs. Do a little dance, make a little love. Or relax in a quiet corner with a good book. It’s whatever you need, Bull. Hear yourself out and follow through. You’re worth it.

  • Aries 1-2-23

    Jan 2, 2023… Starting out the morning with a nice healthy meditation could be this day’s vibe. For some of us, it’s the word coffee mumbled over and over like a mantra as we stumble out of darkened rooms in search of caffeinated morning assistance. For others, that meditation sounds like car horns and expletives repeated under your breath (or out your window) to keep themselves sane. A few lucky souls might actually get a quiet moment of reflection. Still, we’ve got a Moon in Taurus trine Mercury, Pluto, and Venus in Cap. Expect your thoughts and feelings to line up, which could help you communicate them better. The vibes will be strong for getting your needs met and growing at an intellectual or spiritual level. High vibe it today, Aries, and make sure that your best self steps forward today to run this day.

  • Pisces 1-1-23

    Jan 1, 2023… You know how they say a spoonful of sugar makes the medicine go down? It’s like they’ve never taken disgusting medicine before. I mean, ew! But just in case, may I just say that you look freaking amazing today? Consider that your sugar, Pisces. Now here’s your medicine: you might be in for a plot twist or two with a Taurus Moon conjunct Uranus today. Even if you don’t love the changes, they just may give you a chance for a fresh start. Either way, don’t forget that even the greatest OOOPS can usually be turned into an amazing opportunity if you look for a way to do it. And you really do look amazing, Fishy.

  • Aquarius 1-1-23

    Jan 1, 2023… If this day feels like a collision course at the intersection of OMG and WTH, hang in there, Aquarius. We’ll have the Taurus Moon conjunct Uranus bringing in some big lessons, as well as fierce energy for steady, strong fresh starts. Before freaking out, have the confidence that you have the brain power meant for this kind of day. Because you DO. While channeling the vibes, you’ll likely figure out when something isn’t working and then get an idea for something that will. Keep an open mind, but maybe fasten your seatbelt just in case. Vroom vroom, Water Bearer!

  • Capricorn 1-1-23

    Jan 1, 2023… Life just dumped a load on ya, huh? A load of lemons, that is! Cap, you could be in for learning some serious lessons and sipping on that life lemonade thanks to the Taurus Moon conjunct Uranus. Things could taste sour and sweet, but that’s the price of freshly squeezed lemons. In the end, though, it’ll be worth taking on the sour lessons because goodness through growth comes after the downpour of citrus fruits, my friend. Fresh squeezed lemonade! Get it while the going’s good, Goat.

  • Sagittarius 1-1-23

    Jan 1, 2023… Anybody here call for a do-over? Oh, not yet? Just you wait. Fasten your seatbelt, Saggy, because today could be a wild ride that’ll have you screaming DO OVER in excitement or …not excitement. Sounds thrilling, right? The vibes of a Taurus Moon conjunct Uranus could have you learning some lessons but then getting a chance to start fresh. Maybe that sounds ominous, but really it could be an incredible opportunity. Like, one job not working out because a huge opportunity lands in your lap. Or one romance falling through so you could meet someone so incredibly right for you. Or maybe you just figure out a better way of doing something that makes your life so much easier now that you know. Just go with it. Your innate sense of wonder will keep you wide-eyed today, and it wouldn’t hurt to go into with a solid sense of humor.

  • Scorpio 1-1-23

    Jan 1, 2023… Okay, now you can slap the big red button, Scorpster! Really. I give you permission. See, the Moon conjunct Uranus will promote renewing energies that will be supreme for hitting the restart button on a project or goal. What? You thought I meant the self-destruct button? Yikes. It’s a good thing you kept reading. If something has been giving you a hard time, take a hot minute to use the vibes for some big think time. You’ll likely get hit with inspiration and can come at the thing from a newer, grander perspective. Take that, thing! Scorpio, slap dat button.

  • Libra 1-1-23

    Jan 1, 2023… Power… overflowing. Genius… aWaKeNiNg! Libra, the Taurus Moon conjunct Uranus will unleash energies that could assist in the culmination of experiences coming together to guide you through tough times. Don’t blame the Universe if crap hits the fan. Do channel the vibes and lessons from past experiences in order to plunge that poop and flush it down the toilet ASAP. Swift and efficient Scales, you can handle whatever issues come at you. Step up and handle that crud. You know you can, boo.