Category: Pisces AV

New hair, don’t care may be your whole vibe today, Fishy — even if you don’t find yourself lounging around. Today’s vibes will be great for going with the flow. The day will be filled with lessons. Not just the importance of hydration or how to spot a shark over a prankster. Today’s lessons could teach you how to handle change or give you a clue about a change you might need to make. You don’t have to be sunning by the sea to embrace the vibe. Flow on, and grow on, Pisces.

Today’s forecast seems hella stormy, Pisces. Maybe stay inside, preferably under the covers with coffee, a flashlight, and the latest best seller? No? Must work and pay bills? Or care for child and fur babies? Fine! In that case, maybe try to keep a low profile today. If I said the wires could get crossed today, I’d be understating it. All in all, it won’t be the best day for contracts, negotiations, or bringing up last night’s argument or last year’s annoyance. All else fails? Duct tape over mouth, Fishy. And just to be clear, I meant YOUR mouth, not the one who might annoy you. Hahaha…

Easy peasy lemon squeezy can become sipsy tipsy giving lipsy if you just mix in a little vodka, Pisces. Today’s vibes could have you either feeling easy peasy or that whole sipsy tipsy type of way. Kind of depends on you and if you’ve been learning the right lessons. If you have, yay you — because today could be about reaping the rewards of your hard work. But if you’ve been taking life’s lemons and learning nothing from them but how to spike your drink, you might be hit with one heck of a hangover in the form of a reality check from the Universe. If you think that second one might be you, don’t worry. Today will be as good a day as any to go ahead and learn the thing so you can move past it, Fishy.

Charming the undies off one and all might be right in your wheelhouse, Pisces. Metaphorically speaking, of course. Otherwise, HR could get their own undies twisted. Today’s energy could have you tapping into your overflowing reserves of charm to smooth over any ruffled feathers and generally get exactly what you want when you want it. It’ll be a total boss move, but so smooth that no one raises an eyebrow. Get it, luscious Fishy!

Oye, watch where you’re galloping on that high horse! PEOPLE. Amiright, Pisces? Well it’s not their fault entire, today’s vibes will reflect heckin ego energies that could have people feeling full of themselves today, but don’t let that get you down. No matter how rude or disrespectful someone acts, you can choose to let that negativity roll off of you. If you’re feeling feisty, though, you can always kill them with kindness. Cancel out their vinegar with some honey of your own. Slay with positivity, Fishy.

Ditching the details might be a bad idea today, Pisces. Your whirly twirly brain may be spinning in a million different directions, but make sure to pay extra attention to details today. Today’s energy might feel ambitious, but whatever you can get done and out of the way today could help you down the road. Ignoring a pesky detail because it might be time-consuming might not be a big deal if you’re, say, working on a crossword puzzle, but it could be pretty serious if you’re building a house or going on a road trip. Even if it doesn’t seem like the details make a difference, just check anyway. You’ll be glad later when you don’t run out of gas on the side of the road or have your home bath come crashing into the kitchen. You’re welcome, Fishy.

Pisces could get either shouty or silent today. Either way should strike fear into the hearts of all who know you. You could be pulled between wanting to shout your truth and wanting to ignore it entirely and carry on about your business. The energy in today’s air will be calling for you to summon your inner diplomacy. If only you could remember where you put it! Ah, there it is — between patience and your extra stores of kindness. Just dust it off and try not to deploy truth as a weapon or ignore it either. If you can speak up with kindness, you’ll likely get your message across without needing to recover from an emotional hangover later, Fishy.

Friyay is here! Just when you were waiting for the struggle bus, Friday rolls up ready to party. The forecast will have you kicking off the start of the holiday freaking weekend strong, Pisces. You could feel a surge of energy today. While you might want to use it for bear hugs and cracking jokes, today’s energy will give you plenty of room to get adulting things done and still have time to play. Let that struggle bus pass you by, and go get the party started, Fishy!

Some days running naked through the middle of town seems like the solution to everything, eh Pisces? Or not. Today, though, there will be strong energies for making rash decisions and hedonism. While impulse and pleasure seeking could rule the day, you have the ability to channel the vibes into more proactive avenues. Challenge yourself to recognize your own needs and care for yourself, Fishy. Tap into you!

Fuel up on some magic bean juice because today will be all about getting things done, clever Pisces! The whole vibe today will be about wrapping up old things and getting ready for something new. Throw out bad habits, toxic exes, and anything that doesn’t serve the life you want to live (keep the bills, Fishy. You can’t throw those out. They need to be paid), and get ready for something as amazing as you are!

We’re going to need a bigger boat for the snark attack happening today, Fishy. Today’s vibes could have you firing off snark and sarcasm before even thinking about it. Ever ready with the quick wit, you might find this skill even sharper than normal — which could lead to big laughs or really big hurt feelings. It could go either way. I’m not saying don’t be snarky. After all, be yourself. But I am saying that take care that this weird vibe doesn’t have you eating your words later, Pisces.

Problems? What problems? Honestly, you might not see a problem with the whole hear no evil, see no evil, speak no evil vibe today. Before you squeeze your eyes shut and clap your hands over your ears, keep in mind that hiding from your problems won’t make them magically disappear. Instead, use your strong emotions to confront your problems head-on. Go out and face the day, Fishy.