Category: Pisces AV

Jan 22, 2024… How much Hair of the Dog do you have in your cupboard? Just wondering because the weekend hangover will likely be hitting Pisces real hard this Monday. While a Moon in Gemini opposing Venus and Ceres in Sag and square Neptune in Pisces could be the perfect opportunity for self-sabotage — Oh, I can’t do this or I don’t have time for that — there will also be an opportunity for healing and growing. Call fish pucky on self-sabotage (that’s a thing, right?). Throw together whatever spiritual hangover remedy you’ve got to get through the vibes and DO THE THINGS. You’ve got this.

Jan 21, 2024… Is “screw compromise” a mood? Asking for a friend. Pisces, today you may want to stick to your guns — or you may find yourself waving around an inappropriate finger gun in frustration with the strong vibes from the Moon in Gemini square Saturn in Pisces. Losing your crap and refusing to budge could be admirable when standing up for a principle, but it becomes a lot less admirable when it means compromising a relationship because of your refusal to ever compromise. Standing up for yourself or someone else may require your stubborn refusal to budge, but just make sure you don’t cling to stubbornness and cost yourself a valuable relationship when you could have worked it out. Know the difference between a deal breaker and an area worth negotiating, and you just might make it to happy hour without being put in the doghouse by the ones who love you.

Jan 20, 2024… Saturday could get lit… if by lit, you mean a thought lightbulb going off in your head. With a Moon in Taurus trine Pluto in Cap and then moving to Gemini to trine the Sun in Aquarius, you could find yourself filled with more ideas than usual, Fishy. All the more to you if things get a little wonky. An unusual solution or complicated idea could see a big payoff if you follow it through. Yeah, I know: follow-through may not be your strong suit, but look at it like a muscle. You’ve got to use it to make it stronger. Take that vision and put it to work for you. Everyone knows you can multitask like no one else, but you could get a bigger, better boost by seeing an idea through to the end. Score!

Jan 19, 2024… The downside of your mental contortionist acrobatics could be that you find yourself lost in your daydreams, Pisces, when you should be paying attention. To class. To the work meeting. To your partner who could be dropping a truth bomb or simply letting you know about their day — you’ll never know. With the Moon in Taurus conjunct Uranus, you could find yourself easily distracted. Teaching yourself to tune in can be a mindful life hack that improves work and your relationships. Tell your mind to quiet the heck down so you can show up for your life. You just might see some signs you’ve been overlooking or glimpse a solution for a problem. Boom, baby!

Jan 18, 2024… You could be channeling some major vibes today. After all, “wit beyond measure is man’s greatest treasure,” right? With the Moon in Taurus conjunct Jupiter and trine Mercury and Mars in Cap, you could be feeling witty, punny, or just garden-variety funny if you focus the energy on communicating and staying positive. Low-vibing Fish could feel like everyone else has it better and could stand to embrace a little magic by changing up their perspective or to remember that what everyone else has is none of their (ahem, YOUR) beeswax. Whether vibing high or low, the comedic potential will be there for anyone who wants a shot of laughter. Bottoms up!

Jan 17, 2024… Two-faced? Pfft! What an insult! You’re as many-faceted as a fair-trade and ethically sourced diamond, friendly Fish, and twice as bright! With the Moon in Aries trines Ceres and Venus in Sag and squares the Sun and Pluto in Cap, you’ll likely feel a desire to talk out your thoughts with someone on your same vibration. Your tolerance for dumbassery may be at an all-time low, so save the deeper discussions for the ones you know can hang with them to avoid burning others with your hot, unfiltered truths. Your quick wit could have you connecting with other smart Alecs, or you just may find yourself exploring big ideas with a sympathetic soul. Shine bright like a fair-trade diamond, Pisces!

Jan 16, 2024… Starting a project strong doesn’t mean a darn thing if you abandon it before it’s done, Fishy. Still, the energy of a Moon in Aries square Mercury and Mars in Cap could give any projects Aquarians undertake a big boost toward completion. Challenges will likely seem more like speed bumps than road blocks, and you could be able to wrap up quicker if you use today’s energy toward your purpose with a dash of improved follow-through and fewer “oohh shiny” distractions. Take this kick in the booty from the energy and let it punt you over the goalpost (or other-sports-related-analogy) to get it done and off your plate. Hut, hut, hike!

Jan 15, 2024… No filter? No problem! Your intuitive tendencies may see a surprising shift today with the Moon in Pisces conjunct Neptune and square Ceres and Venus in Sag. Instead of coming at relationships armed with exacting standards, the energy will be ripe for wanting to cultivate love and affection. You may find yourself more accepting of other people’s flaws — and may even more easily acknowledge (and accept) your own, friendly Fishy. The surprise will be that you don’t let that acknowledgement come between you and the ones you love. Instead, there will be a better chance for improved intimacy when you relax and let people be themselves. So, go forth and selfie filter-free.

Jan 14, 2024… High standards are awesome — but not when you’re measuring yourself against someone else. That’s nasty, Fishy. A Moon in Pisces conjunct Saturn could reflect big thoughts about who you are and what you want. Instead of wondering if you measure up to others, try fixing your eyes on the prize by asking what you desire and the best way to get it. Managing your expectations doesn’t have to mean thinking small. It’s just not giving yourself such a hard time. Being a little bit softer with yourself can help you feel like you’re actually living and not just getting from one day to the next. Keep moving through the obstacles like a prize pig at the county fair, but don’t feel like you have to lay in the mud and bemoan your fate if you don’t always take home the blue ribbon. Hey, that’s folksy as hell, but it works! In short, do you, Pisces, and don’t be so darn hard on yourself.

Jan 13, 2024… *singing* F is for Fire that burns down the whole town, U is for Uranium BOMBS — Pisces, no! You could experience the unfortunate feeling of assertiveness-turned-aggression being front and center thanks to the vibes coming from the Moon in Aquarius square Uranus in Taurus today. Even though it could be more of a struggle than usual, don’t give into aggressive urges. Embrace FUN (not just the F U part) and assert yourself like a boss, but keep it cool and not aggressive. Fishy, you can rise above and work towards kinder, gentler solutions. Onward and upward!

Jan 12, 2023… Good news! Getting a hard on for truth could be easier than usual today with a Moon in Aquarius square Jupiter in Taurus. Your desire for the down and dirty (reality) will be helpful for confronting whatever issues you’ve been avoiding. You could find it’s easier to face, and to fess up to, crud if you just put in a little effort. You can kick booty and take names with the best of them, but focusing your energy on letting go, forgiving, or making peace with your life could have you feeling this Friday like a basic beotsch feels pumpkin spice. Step up to the plate and pour some truth all over yourself, Pisces. Spicy!

Jan 11, 2023… If someone tries to turn down the volume on your imagination today, feel free to slap their hand away. I mean, figuratively speaking of course. Hitting people isn’t cool. No need to complicate laundry day or take time out of your busy schedule to arrange an alibi. Pisces, apply your ample imagination, stoked by the Moon in Cap conjunct the Sun and Pluto, to deal with recent problems. If old memories and issues rise to the surface, be kind to yourself. Instead of imagining what might have been or what could go wrong, focus your energy on imagining everything you’ve ever wanted coming to you. Manifesting your desires may seem a little woo-woo, but your mental powers are mighty, and it can’t hurt to try. The world is your oyster — so long as you’re not allergic to oysters or hate the slimy little things. Maybe the world is your pizza, Fishy. Your taco. Hell, whatever it is you love best, that’s what the world is for you.