Category: Pisces AV

  • Pisces 11-7-23

    Nov 7, 2023… A salty attitude may have you wanting to snap with an epic clap back… or celebrate JOMO (the joy of missing out) by crawling back into the ocean. Instead, try to view any conflicts from a new point of view. If you feel like retreating into your own space, use the energy of the day toward healing rather than wallowing in the feels. Whether you try to connect or have a self-care Tuesday (not a salty one), stay cool as we know you can be — and don’t forget to hydrate.

  • Pisces 11-6-23

    Nov 6, 2023… Laying in bed contemplating smothering your partner with a pillow if they snore one more fecking time or contemplating if you can push a coworker down the steps and make it look like an accident might not be the greatest way to start the day. If there’s murder on your mind, it may be time to stop listening to all the damn serial killer podcasts and binge watching the creepiest shows imaginable and gain a little big picture perspective. They likely won’t be annoying you on purpose, but it may feel that way with the energy of the Moon in Leo square Mercury in Scorpio and then moving into Virgo. Everyone has their own stuff going on, and when you remember to reach for compassion, take those deep breaths and count to thirty-three (or your favorite number) you might just find that things move more smoothly than you imagined!

  • Pisces 11-5-23

    Nov 5, 2023… Soaking wet in the freezing cold? Yeah, today might seem like a water bucket challenge in the dead of winter with the Moon in Leo square Mars in Scorpio and Uranus in Taurus. Now maybe you dig a water bucket challenge. Hey, people jump into freezing water all the time for fun or run obstacle courses through insane conditions. Takes all kinds, right? And Fish? They do love the water… So, if challenges get piled onto your day, you may either get excited about the possibilities of doing some problem solving or greatly resent being asked to do one more thing beyond all the other damn things you’re meant to be doing today. Choose a badass can-do attitude, Pisces. Get out there and own the vibe!

  • Pisces 11-4-23

    Nov 4, 2023… Love me; also, leave me the heck alone. Multitasking moods could have the rest of the Zodiac casting some serious side eye when they’re not giving you the finger. Figuring out what you want — and how to communicate what you want — could have you twisted up like a Cirque du Soleil contortionist. Unwind and chill out by practicing a little self-care. Deep breathing, a long bath, a walk outside, or even a little star gazing could help you settle, and shifting your thoughts to a new perspective could have your wants and needs becoming clearer. Just breathe, Pisces, and then shine like the frigging diamond you are!

  • Pisces 11-3-23

    Nov 3, 2023… Getting closer to saying Buh-Bye to 2023 may seem satisfying… until you realize that the Universe lined up more lessons for you to learn today. Oh, Fishy, I know you cringe at even the thought of compromise, but tempers could flare today if you refuse to at least consider anyone else’s point of view. With the Moon in Cancer opposing Pluto in Cap and trine Neptune in Pisces, you could have better luck than you may have had recently, but you still may need to learn to bend a little — not with your values and standards but with working with others to solve problems. Use the ease of communication to help connect and work with other people for an amazing all-around day.

  • Pisces 11-2-23

    Nov 2, 2023… Drinking in attention like a sailor in a singles bar could be one way to use the strong vibes of the Moon in Cancer trine the Sun, Mercury and Mars in Scorpio. All eyes might be on you, but keep in mind that attraction doesn’t always equate to a healthy relationship. The energy will be strong for love and caring, which Pisces will thrive on, but take caution with the ease of your attachments. Use your natural discernment to focus your fierce love on the people who will cherish it, in platonic and romantic relationships. You deserve that.

  • Pisces 11-1-23

    Nov 1, 2023… Know that panic you feel when the thing you’ve been hard at work on doesn’t save? Or the post you’ve been slaving over disappears? Or your phone can’t keep a damn charge no matter how long it stays on the flipping charger? Yeah, well, if that’s all your favorite, you’ll have a hell of a good day. Yay you. The Moon in Gemini will be square Neptune in Pisces and then moving into Cancer to trine Saturn in Pisces. Instead of staying frustrated, make good use of your time. Phone dies? Enjoy face-to-face time with a loved one. System crash at work? Use the wicked sense of humor you’ve been gifted with to make the most out of the day rather than succumbing to tech rage. Onward!

  • Pisces 10-31-23

    Oct 31, 2023… Carrying all those big emotions around can be pretty dang draining. With the Moon in Gemini square Venus in Virgo, the energy may shift the focus to healthy stuff. While you may roll your eyes at the mind/body/soul lecture, it’s all connected, and you could really use some self-care time to take care of you. Take a mental health day if you can. Or a long lunch. Find a way to listen to what your body needs from you today. Those big emotions could use a big frigging break (so could you). Go do you. The rest of the Zodiac can manage.

  • Pisces 10-30-23

    Oct 30, 2023… Like tea served piping hot, Fishies may come into today fierce. Dropping truth bombs and uncovering BS could be on the agenda with the Moon in Taurus trine Pluto in Cap and then moving into Gemini. Your inner wisdom may be throwing up red flags left & right, but that doesn’t mean you should throw f-bombs with impunity. Give it time, Cancer, and make sure you read the situation correctly. Just make sure that you don’t snip away a relationship that just needs a little healing. You love big, but you’re nobody’s fool.

  • Pisces 10-29-23

    Oct 29, 2023… Kaleidoscopes are pretty, right? Until you pull them back, and you’ve got a black eye. Don’t get punked by the Universe today, Pisces. It can be easy to get lost in your daydreams and forget that you actually have to do something make some progress, amIright? The Moon in Taurus will conjunct Uranus today, and any inaction might just back up on you like a disgusting toilet in a one-bedroom studio apartment you have to share with the world’s grossest roommate. Refusing to make a choice is still a choice, and today you’ll want to use this energy toward making progress. Remember: you are a badass. Go forth and act like it!

  • Pisces 10-28-23

    Oct 28, 2023… If you pour Miracle Grow on a baby, will it grow up to be a giant? Well, let’s not try that. Instead, the Miracle Grow will be getting sprinkled on Fishies and the vibes are going to be fan-flippin-tastic for growth. Well, you may not physically grow any taller (ugh…), but your mental and spiritual essence could see a BOOM and expansion today. Just when you thought you’d have nothing but a holly jolly hangover, the Universe sends you a growth opportunity. Use the vibes today to become better than you were yesterday! Seek out knowledge and things that enrich your spirit. You can’t stay a kid forever, Pisces. Embrace the vibes and get ready to bloom!

  • Pisces 10-27-23

    Oct 27, 2023… You may be feeling the weekend spirits, but you’ll want to focus on staying hydrated rather than day drinking, Fishy. Okay — so maybe a tiny bit of day drinking. The energy of the Moon in Aries conjunct Chiron will have you feeling like you can do anything, but try to remember that while you are an absolutely beast at managing multiple projects, you don’t always finish them. You may want to get stuff done but make sure you don’t start any projects you won’t finish (hint, hint: putting together that neat gift you just opened). That could leave you feeling discouraged when today’s energy will be all about feeling righteous. Remember that good choices today will help you avoid a hellacious hangover tomorrow.