Category: Pisces AV

Ah, sweet relief! The vibes today could have Pisces relaxing into bliss. But, wait! There’s more!!! A hidden well of lava may boil up and erupt over the smallest of things. Watch your temper, dear. Otherwise, you might just end up ruining your own day. That said, embrace the chill energies and make today’s vibes work in your favor like the brilliant mastermind you are. I’d say that you deserve a break from the Universe’s ridiculousness (and your workaholic tendencies)! Take what’s yours, Fishy.

Tape, glue, a muzzle. There are a ton of things you could use to keep your trap zipped tighter than a miser at a strip club. The energy could be strong for open-mouth-insert-foot syndrome, Pisces. While you can be a total boss at leading and taking the initiative, you could come across like a total ass instead if you don’t choose carefully what you say and do. Practice the pause between thinking a thing and saying it (or doing it) and if all else fails, open-mouth-insert-taco might be a wiser course of action this Taco Tuesday.

Doing it up against a door or on the nearest floor (desk, kitchen counter) could make today’s vibes more interesting than a normal Monday. Talk about a Motivational Monday, right??? I don’t know what the “it” in your life is, Pisces, but you should definitely do it in every room in the house. The energy early could mean surprises in store. Secrets revealed could be used to help you reach your goals, but take care not to use anyone’s vulnerability against them. Play fair, and enjoy the spicy vibes with a clear conscience.

Crone? Old fogie? Not you! Your rep for being serious could get a little boost of lightness from the energy of the Universe today. Your quick wit could lend you a flash of charm today, drawing friends and love. Speaking your truth will feel easier and be incredibly productive, helping you move closer to your goals. Sure, maybe you can be serious at times, but you can also be seriously amazing — a loyal friend and passionate lover that the rest of the Zodiac should never discount (unless they want to enjoy the view of your backside as you stride right on around them and toward your lofty goals). Go celebrate the lighter side of you, Fishy.

Who’s got the vibes? You do! You do! You totally fantastic GOAT, you! High vibing Fishies could find their idealism manifesting with today’s vibes. Big plans leading to bigger outcomes could be just another day in high-achieving world, and if you feel fierce as a warrior, we can’t blame you. Enjoy seeing your hard work pay off, and maybe take a day off to treat yourself. Bwahahahaha! Forgot who we were talking to there for a second. Fine, take a whole lunch break, and then get back out there to absolutely kill it (in a goal-achieving, totally non-violent way).

You may be channeling some serious porcupine energy today, Fishy. This Friday could have you craving space and wanting to tell loved ones to back the flock up and let you breathe — or else! You’ll need space to process this ooey gooey emotional energy to keep from getting all stabby (metaphorically speaking, of course). Plan for some alone time, even if all you can manage is a cat nap in your car or a quick meditation before you grab your next meal. Go do you, and don’t feel guilty for needing a little space today.

Well, smack my tail and call me a Fish, the Universe will actually be sending good vibes at Pisces today! You’ll likely be feeling powerful, which means today’s energies will be perfect for growing and reaching that next level of awesome you’ve been hungering for, whether that’s a job, a promotion, or a summer discount on your favorite buffet. Use the energy and your knack for determination to get it done. Your firm patience will pay off today, but only if you use the vibes to take the next step (or leap). The vibes today will be perfect taking action!

Like a greedy kid who broke into a bakery and is refusing to leave, the Pisces nature may just cause them some serious issues today. The vibes will shine light on your steadfast determination. I know, I know, it’s basically in your nature and it can be a good thing when it comes to standing your ground like a boss, but are you really gonna let “nature” control how you act today? I think tf not. Exercise your other traits and don’t let those lower urges take the lead today. You are pretty darn awesome even without that pesky “unmoving rock” trait. Be creative. Be affectionate. Be dependable. Be you.

Ever feel like you could eat an entire Chinese buffet by yourself? Ambitious Fishy says “Challenge accepted!” Whoa, there, Pisces, slow your eggroll. While it may seem like a great idea to ride the vibes of overdoing it today, you honestly don’t have to go that hard. There are days when pushing past your limits isn’t a thing you should try. This day will be one of those days. Have you heard of relaxing and going with the flow? Chillaxing will be one of the best ways to get through the day coming at ya. I know you know how to do that. Take a deep breath and don’t eat that whole buffet. We all know you can do it. You don’t have to prove it.

Snark may be the new pink, but it’s not your color, my friend. No one likes a bossy jerk. Even if you have the best of intentions, you’re going to get in your own way if you roll up like everyone ought to listen to you come hell or high water. Work out your mood in the gym or in the sack, not on the clock, Fishy. Paint a picture, punch a pillow… whatever works. At work and in relationships, effort spent on tapping into your inner kindness will make for a waaaay better day than if you come in like Miley on a wrecking ball.

Deciding that you’re going to stay in bed all day does not count as a “life plan”, Pisces. Maybe you should rethink your goals, buddy. You can’t sleep away your days forever. And the vibes today will actually be great for developing better, more specific goals. You could benefit from having something to work towards, honestly. True intentions give you motivation and a purpose in life. Focus on that thing that that puts a spark back in your soul and a twinkle in your eye (no, pouring glitter down your pants doesn’t count). Strive for something more, Fishy!

Even a Fish has a tipping point and after ten shots, five beers, and two wine bottles, the room will spin like you’re on a Tilt-A-Whirl. Today’s vibes could start out feeling like the hangover-from-hell and have Pisces feeling a little lost, not knowing down from upside down. This lost feeling could have you vomiting with overwhelming anxiety as things seem to spin out of control. Take a breath and recenter yourself. This crud’s not even real! You just built up the suck in your own mind. You’ve got good stuff going on — even if you don’t see that yet. Start moving in a direction and you’ll find your way again so that the room won’t be spinning so much. Plant your feet firmly on the ground because no one is more grounded than you. Better? Good, now get climbing.