Category: Sagittarius AV

Like ice skating on a thinly frozen pond of acid, the Sags will likely face challenges with balancing good and bad today. While that could produce vibes of optimism and exuberance, there’s not a huge leap from this to becoming careless and restless. Don’t let the energy in the air push you through the ice into the acid. If you can keep up vibing with epic cool, you will show the Universe exactly where it can stick it. Skate on, Saggy. Take whatever life throws at you and make a beauty of a thing from it.

If you feel like losing your ever-loving shirt on someone, simmer the fun down, Archer. The vibes today are uber-emotional, so if you find yourself at odds with someone (even if that someone is actually yourself), maybe consider taking a break before doing anything impetuous. Instead of reacting and lashing out on someone for it, figure out what wounds you have that need healing. I’m not talking about the kind of wounds you get when the people you lash out at punch you in the kisser. I’m talking about your inner wounds that allowed you to get triggered in the first place. If you lean into some healing, you could weather this emotional day with a skip in your step rather than a limp from a fight. Get me, Saggy?

Maybe you don’t have a burning desire to belt out R-E-S-P-E-C-T, but whatever you want and need will be on the tip of your tongue, Saggy, and if you just took that in a dirty way, quit being a perv and try to keep up. The vibes today will allow you to pair your assertive nature with some pretty powerful communication. Not only will you be able to say what you need to say, you could use the energy to make time for the things that matter most. You don’t have to sing it out, loud and proud, but use the mood to have your say (in the nicest way). Didn’t someone say the Universe favors the bold, Archer? Or be bold and beautiful? Whatever people say, go out and be brilliant!

Therapist to Saggy: What do we do when we need to talk about a problem? Saggy: Start a fight. Therapist: No. Saggy: Look at memes until the problem goes away? Therapist: (gives up). If you just read this and thought “big relate”, you are not alone. But there’s good news! The vibe will be super-strong for connecting, learning, and listening. If you can use your assertiveness to be direct without being confrontational, you could work through conflict and help heal a relationship or solve a problem. You’ll have to put down the memes for a minute though, Archer. But let the good vibes flow and reach out and touch someone — um, figuratively and appropriately of course. (blushes)

Digging in your heels may seem like a good idea when you feel like someone is yanking your chain, but doing it as a matter of principle could be a bit excessive, Saggy. The vibes today might incline you to be even more stubborn than usual (cue shock and horror — from the rest of the Zodiac anyway). Your natural assertiveness can be a superpower but only when you use it for good. Standing up for your beliefs may require tenacity, but refusing to open your mind could just be boneheaded. Change happens. Disappointment happens. Other perspectives exist. If you can wrap your beautiful brain around these facts and even try to see the lessons in them, you might just find that going with the flow will be a heck of a lot more relaxing than digging in your heels for no good reason. Relax, let go, and enjoy the ride. You’ve got this, Archer.

You did it, Saggy! You’ve made it to a day that opens up possibilities. The vibes today could have you kicking off a great time with some light to moderate TLC. I don’t mean Chasing Waterfalls either. No, I’m talking love — for yourself or someone else. Who doesn’t love that loving feeling? Go on and make this the best day ever — even if you have to do that virtually! Be sure to do some serious self-care for the most important relationship in your life — the one with yourself.

You may want to start something today, Saggy. We’re hoping it won’t be a fight. Not saying you have a temper. Do I really have to? The mood could be all about getting something started. Or restarted. Or figuring out a new way of doing things. Ideas should flow easily, and you might be considering sticking to the way you’ve always done something or trying something entirely new. Go set this day on fire, and try not to burn anything (or anyone) down in the process, Archer!

Sticking your head in the sand might help us better admire your backside, but it doesn’t do much to get things done, Saggy. The vibe will be all about making big problems more manageable. Figuring out how to break a project down into smaller parts could help you work through one challenge at a time. It could help keep those overwhelming feels to a minimum. So, stop playing in the metaphorical sand and go figure out how to punch this day in the face. Or at least how to solve the problem ahead of you.

Slapping a hand over your eyes to cover them won’t help you avoid seeing that you made some big boo-boos in life. The vibes will be strong for learning from the past and taking steps to make it right or choose a new direction. Instead of focusing on what you’ve done wrong, today will be the day to seize your power and embrace what you can do to create change. There are tissues for your issues, but today’s energy will demand that you dry your tears and get moving in a new and better direction. Forgive yourself, and let the mistakes of the past power the successes of your future, Saggy.

You’ll be daydreaming today, dear Saggy, and if you just heard day-drinking, you might want to fuel up on some java juice and wake up a little. The vibes today suggest that a dreamy, thoughtful mood will shift into action as time progresses. Coming up with a plan to make your dreams a reality could be the whole mood of this day, and your natural sense of wonder will enjoy the time to think before getting down to business to get things done. Save the day-drinking for another day and dream big dreams today. Then, make them happen.

Maybe don’t give away all your possessions and take a vow of poverty, Saggy, but it might not be a bad idea to consider how you can help others today. The vibes today could have you feeling connected to the world around you. While this can be a powerful feeling, take care not to get too wrapped up in the hurt of the world and instead focus on how you can help. Maybe don’t give all your money to strangers, but a random act of kindness could make the world a better place. Be creative, and your initiative and enthusiasm combined with actual help could really change the world, Archer.

The force is strong with you. And by that, I mean coffee. Clearly. Now that you’re up and at it, you could be feeling strong vibes all around, Saggy. Picking up on body language could have you reading people better. Just be sure to avoid jumping to any conclusions based on what you think someone may be thinking. Seek clarity before reacting to avoid anyone suggesting you look into anger management. The vibes could also be strong for tapping into your creativity. You could want to spend the day dreaming or want to try your hand at a little art, or you may just be able to come up with some out-of-the-box solutions for whatever problems pop up. Just open up to this energy, and if you move toward the dark side, make sure it’s the one across the way where you can take a quick power nap before getting back to work. You’ve got this, Archer!