Category: Scorpio AV

Jun 1, 2024… Get high, Scorpio! I mean, like, floating on cloud nine high. Get it together, dude. The Moon in Aries sextile the Sun, Venus and Jupiter in Gemini will encourage climbing closer to your dreams this Saturday. My only warning with this batch of awesome sauce energies is to be careful that you don’t get swept away by the pure bliss of the vibes to the point that you dream the day away without actually progressing towards your dreams. I know you’re a dreamer, Scorpster. This Saturday, you can also be a doer. What are you waiting for? Get your climb on!

May 31, 2024… Don’t mess your pants but I’ve got some amazing news, Scorpio. This Friday, there could be surprises in store thanks to the Moon in Pisces conjunct Saturn and Neptune! Not bad surprises, like the cops finding that body you buried in the backyard. No, I’m talking about cool surprises. For instance, maybe that frame job you did to set up your arch nemesis for murder will suddenly pull together. Perhaps you’ll find a dollar bill in the dryer. Anything could happen, but it’ll likely be closer to the dryer scenario than the other, I hope. OH… and don’t do murders. Very messy. Bad form. Keep your eyes open, Scorpster.

May 30, 2024… Whoa, there. Take a giant step back from the crazy ledge, Scorpio. There will be infatuating energies coming from the Moon in Pisces square the Sun, Jupiter and Venus in Gemini this Thursday. You could find yourself obsessing over things or people, unable to pull your mind away. Fight the vibes so you can live in the here and now. Or, channel them into motivation for a current project. If you do this, though, beware of turning into a perfectionist. Like, when it’s done, let it be done. Good luck, Scorpster.

May 29, 2024… BRB, just gotta scream into the void real quick. Scorpio, the Moon in Aquarius square Mercury and Uranus in Taurus will release fantastic energies for building on current projects and accomplishing stuff. You could, however, fall into the trap of feeling overwhelmed by just how much stuff you have to work on. Don’t freak out if you can’t get it all done, though. Step by step, you’ll get there. Of course, if you’ve gotta step away to scream into nothingness, go for it. That’s totally therapeutic. Then get back to it. You can do this, Scorpster! BLAARRGHHH!

May 28, 2024… Swing, batter, batter! Swing! Scorpio, you likely won’t strike out in accomplishing stuff this Tuesday. With the Moon in Aquarius trine the Sun and Venus in Gemini, any lingering motivation dysfunction will likely be wiped out by the new action-packed energies. You could struggle a bit in the beginning of the day, but once you get into the action vibes, you will likely feel fully energized and totally unstoppable. Get back into the swing of things, my friend. Hit a homerun, Scorpster!

May 27, 2024… Yawn! Wake me up when the world ends. Oh, Scorpio. Honey. You best step to it. The Moon in Cap trine Uranus in Taurus and then moving into Aquarius to conjunct Pluto and trine Jupiter in Gemini will be unleashing too much big think energies, which could interfere with your motivation. Perhaps you’ll feel like you’d rather get lost in dreamland than deal with the daily grind, which extra stinks because it’s friggin Monday. I’m not saying you’ve gotta hit the ground running like a cheetah, but it’s helpful to start the week off on strong footing. So, fight the vibes. Show the Universe that it doesn’t control you, because it freaking doesn’t. Go infinity and beyond, Scorpster.

May 26, 2024… Throw your ego around like it’s confetti! Actually, on second thought, that’s a terrible idea. You’re too awesome to be tossed around carelessly, Scorpio. Thanks to the Moon in Cap square Mars and Chiron in Aries and trine Mercury in Taurus, your thoughts, feelings, and ego may be in alignment. However, that could lead to disaster if you’re feeling sensitive or your ideas get met with resistance rather than support. And by disaster, I mean you exploding on unsuspecting victims. Keep a cool head. Believe enough in your own awesomeness that haters don’t even matter. Shake it off, Scorpster.

May 25, 2024… Grinning like a possum eating a sweet tater could be your default today, Scorpio. You see, as the Moon in Sag square Neptune in Pisces and then moving into Capricorn, you’ll likely have ample opportunities to give completed stuff a final once over and finally put a bow on them. Tying up loose ends and officially clearing off your plate so you can get ready for dessert will be supported by the Universe this Saturday. Who wouldn’t be happy about that? Once you finish things up, you could even have time to do a little celebrating for closing on the thing. Time to partayyy!

May 24, 2024… Walk the plank, matey! Take the plunge into the sea of emotional intelligence, argh! Scorpster, the Moon in Sag square Saturn in Pisces and trine Mars and Chiron in Aries, all of which will encourage the letting down of your emotional hair. Is that a thing? It should be. Anyhow, you’ll have an epic opportunity to really dig deep and sort through your emotions this Friday. Perhaps that means working through relationship concerns. Maybe you’ll be able to figure out the happiest (or least painful) course of action for solving a particular problem. You do you. See, emotions aren’t so scary! Dealing with them can help you overcome lots. Dive in, Phoenix.

May 23, 2024… Guzzling down Miracle Grow will be totally unnecessary, especially with the growth vibes coming at Scorpios — thanks to the Moon in Sag opposing the the Sun in Gemini this Thursday. You could grow like a weed on a personal level by using the vibes to acknowledge your abilities and building on them. Embrace all of your awesome qualities and don’t you dare beat yourself up over a few shortcomings. Channel optimism and positivity, or else!!! You are capable of incredible things. Choose to shine, Scorpster.

May 22, 2024… Cheer up; the worst is yet to come. Wait, that’s not right. Actually, Scorpio, you could be getting a lucky break thanks to the Moon in Scorpio opposing Uranus, Venus and Jupiter in Taurus, and trine Saturn and Neptune in Pisces. No amount of broken mirrors or walking under ladders could bring you down! I mean, don’t actually test that. Please, I don’t want to be the reason you bring a thousand years of misfortune upon your children’s children. So, while you may not want to test your luck this Wednesday, you can expect some good fortune to come your way. Keep an open mind because this luck could appear in ways you’d never expect. Chin up, Scorpster.

May 21, 2024… Do you have any cents on ya? I need it to make change. Oh, wait, no. I need SENSE. Lol. Speaking of sense and change, Scorpio, the Moon in Scorpio trine Neptune in Pisces and square Saturn in Aquarius will promote moments of clarity for pursuing your goals, particularly light bulb ideas on what you can change to get back on top of your game. It’ll be like Christmas. You know, because of all the light bulbs flashing in your brain. Yeah, you get it. Embrace the energies and use them to your advantage. Let there be light, Scorpster.