Category: Scorpio AV

Oct 25, 2023… Don’t eat yellow snow. You can’t use a blanket to parachute off your roof. These are just a few important life lessons we’ve learned. Well, Scorpio, get ready to learn another one because the Moon in Pisces will be opposing Venus in Virgo and conjunct Neptune, and communication will be key. At first, you may not know how to express yourself and could end up getting your underwear in a knot up your butt. Ouch! Well, un-wedgy yourself and do what you do best — communicate like a boss. This time, though, the communication will be within yourself. Figure out what’s bugging you (uh, besides the entire Universe) and what actions you can take to make things better. A little positive self-talk can go a long way to better your mood. The truth is inside you, Scorpster. All you’ll have to do is ask.

Oct 24, 2023… If someone tells you “Hey, don’t go that way. It’s dangerous!” but you’re all like “Shut up, idiot. I got this.” and then you end up sinking in quicksand in 2.5 seconds, then who’s the real idiot? Well, with the Moon in Pisces conjunct Saturn and trine the Sun, Mercury, and Mars in Scorpio, you could get a little too big for your britches, Scorpster. There’s a lesson for growth hidden here. Yes, Scorpios often have great intuition, but the key is to know how to tell gut feelings apart from being a stubborn, arrogant asshat. You’ve got a talent for feeling out situations and knowing things, but that doesn’t mean you aren’t subject to being absolutely, totally wrong sometimes. Keep it humble, keep it real, keep the mind open and stay chill. You’ve got this.

Oct 23, 2023… Life is short, so smile while you still have teeth! The Moon in Aquarius will square Uranus in Taurus this Monday, which means the vibes surrounding you will be chock full of emotional thinking. If someone’s causing you pain, you may need to take a step back from them for a hot second and reevaluate things or have a heart-to-heart with them, whatever best meets your emotional needs. If you’re feeling stressed out of your mind, try some meditation techniques to let go of anxieties. And, of course, if the overall feel of your Monday is positive, then rejoice in the joy. Don’t question why you’re feeling good. Whatever the day may bring, your mind and your emotions will be closely linked so use the vibes to make the best of things. You’re a rockstar of awesome sauce and I believe in you, Scorpster.

Oct 22, 2023… Well flick me to Heck in a handbasket, this emotional BS is getting old. The Moon in Aquarius square Mars in Scorpio this Saturday. Talk about an emotional rollercoaster. But you know what else is in the air? Spicy stuff. And there is nothing quite like letting loose to de-stress. Whatever your needs may be today, listen to what your body is craving and give yourself the gift of fulfilling your desires (Unless you’re craving murder. That’s not cool, dude). Emotions aren’t just for struggling and crying yourself to sleep. Even if you don’t have a “special someone” to share the experience with or aren’t into the spicy stuff, the vibe will still be awesome for embracing all that is unique about you. Do what Scorpios do best: let your imagination run wild.

Oct 21, 2023… Time to make like chocolate and melt away, Scorpio. The Moon in Cap will conjunct Pluto, trine Uranus in Taurus and square the Sun and Mercury in Libra, which means you could be left wondering what in the flying flipping frog is even going on. That could also spell trouble in the form of over exhaustion. Let yourself relax today and lend yourself to some extra self-care. You deserve a little something for yourself today, even if it is just some time for you to fly free.

Oct 20, 2023… Ever drink a 5 Hour Energy, a Monster, and an 8 oz Espresso from Starbucks in the same hour? 1. Please don’t ever do that. Like, ever. 2. This perfectly describes the potential emotional state of Scorpios today. It seemed like a good idea at the time, and your sparkle really intensified with that hit of caffeine. The Moon in Cap trine Venus in Virgo and Jupiter in Taurus can leave Scorpsters feeling restless and full of energy. Use that extra energy to get some creative stuff accomplished. Though it can be hard to commit when your creative juices are flowing, try to finish one project before you go seeking more. You can accomplish great things today, Friend.

Oct 19, 2023… Imagine a grown up mouthing off to the people around them like an angsty teenager who wants to go out on a Friday night. Well, that could be Scorpio today, but worse. The energies today will be all kinds of messy and the Scorpio’s tendency to resist sharing their thoughts can cause extra special tension with the Moon in Sag square Neptune in Pisces. Try to be mindful of your mood and how that affects what you say to other people. Your words of wisdom and truth can easily turn into poison-tipped arrows. Practice kind truths today. You’ll keep yourself out of trouble and probably help others by being a ray of sunshine on a cloudy day.

Oct 18, 2023… Scorpios may face some serious, “Oh crap! I don’t know what to do” moments today. Scorpsters loves justice like no one else, kind of like a super-supreme court justice. Give yourself a good dose of honesty today to get through the tough times — that will help you get to the balance you’re seeking. Sometimes you have to weight it out before you know what gotta do, and today will be smooth when you follow those amazing instincts of yours.

Oct 17, 2023… Your wicked mouth and dirty mind will likely benefit from taking a backseat to a more practical approach today. When Tuesday meets the Moon in Scorpio trine Neptune in Pisces, thoughts and feelings can feel out of your normal level of control. Retail therapy will be best avoided, and eating your feelings may be less productive than, say, practicing self-care and avoiding at all costs the annoying boss or coworker. Stay-at-home parents should anticipate tantrums; your own and your child’s. So, what’s a Scorpio to do? Own the spectacular energy and let your uniqueness and otherworldliness shine. By being the most authentic version of you, you are going to slay the day.

Oct 16, 2023… Scorpions can fly if they can learn to embrace higher thinking. Well, not real scorpions. Or can they..? (If scorpions ever grow fecking wings, I’m outta here) Anyhow, the energies today will be perfect for Scorpios — not winged scorpions — to access their higher selves. You can feel reborn with some luck on your side and soar to new heights on the gales of great vibes. What are you waiting for? Spread those wings!

Oct 15, 2023… Sometimes you just gotta throw out the whole recipe and pour in as much sugar as you want into those brownies. Aye, Scorpsters aren’t ones to mince words. You judge like Judy and don’t care who knows it. However, your tendency to spout out your opinions coupled with today’s Moon in Scorpio conjunct Mars and trine Saturn in Pisces could get you into trouble. Throw out the Universe’s recipe for today and instead watch how you say things and watch your body language. What you say and how you say it will be key to how your messages come across. Keep it real, but keep it kind, too.

Oct 14, 2023… Like a cockatoo in the height of heat, we fly! Scorpios are perhaps one of the most passionate signs when it comes to love because they are so friendly but the downside is that their intense nature can scare away potential suitors. The Moon in Libra will conjunct the Sun. Today, as the vibes for love swirl around you, remember that those who may reject you are the ones missing out, not the other way around. Be your glorious, eccentric self and the right kind of love will find you, Scorpio. Keep on keeping on, you lovable weirdo.