Category: Taurus AV

Hell-to-the-aww-heck-no may be impressive non-swearing, but it won’t help you fix whatever gadget just went haywire with the wonky vibes today. Miscommunication in general will be in the air today, and without a handy gas mask, you may just have to deal with it. Step carefully when wading into arguments today, or you’ll be cleaning your boots later. Use the misfiring of communication to learn something new — about technology, about yourself, about others. Stick to your precious high road by helping where you can, surrendering where you can’t, and learning whatever will help you get through this day like the fearless Bulls that Taureans are known to be.

Heavy is the head that wears the crown and all that, am I right? Taurus starts stuff. It’s what you do. Being the go-to person to help out friends, family, and work colleagues can wear you the hell out. A me-day may be in order today to recoup. Spend some time taking care of your own needs for once. If that seems lazy to you, remember that sometimes you need to lead by example, and if getting some self-care, taking a nap, and treating yourself to a favorite meal will help others, who are you to argue, right?? Take one for the team, and maybe someone will even follow.

Grab some boots because the BS might be thick on the ground today. Taureans likely won’t be spreading any themselves with their high ideals, but you could seem to have your nose in the air today… because you may be judging the rest of the Zodiac for seeming two-faced. To get through the cagey vibes of today, trust your intuition. If something seems rotten in Denmark, go with your gut on that. But… make sure that you don’t set your expectations so high that everyone around you can only fail. Go rule the damn day, Bull!

Damn! Ouch! Quit that! Nothing hurts as much as a gut-punch of truth, am I right? The vibe will be strong for bringing situations to a head, and whether or not things go well will depend on the choices you’ve made. Problems ignored may come in like a hit, Bull, while problems you’ve diligently tackled with your passion and determination will likely resolve better than you ever thought they would. If you find yourself doubled over and aching, don’t let it disempower you. You’re never a victim of fate, and today will be no exception. Use whatever happens today to push you toward your goals. You are amazing and a tenacious badass — capable of achieving anything.

Bullcrap makes great fertilizer. You may tell yourself this today when challenges present. Growth requires crap and a few tears every once in a while. Think of yourself as a seed, Bull. It may suck to feel all wet, but it helps you bloom. The energy today will be filled with growth potential. Learning from your experiences and using them to make better decisions will help you reach your goals. Avoid getting lost in the BS by focusing on the lesson, and you may even find that you enjoy the ride.

“Taurus need cuddles!” If this was a sit-in, that’d be your chant, Bull. Your need for connection can be fierce, and it’s possible that you may over-do it, strangling your friends, family, and partners with all of the oodles of love and affection you want to give. No more oodles, Chicken Noodles! You may be feeling enthusiastic today, but suffocating those you love won’t help your relationships. Express your love with a healthy understanding of boundaries and personal space, and you may find you’ll get the cuddles you need without the overwhelm of oodles.

Forecast calls for a lot of WTAF mixed with regular showers of oh heck no. Scuttling in and out your bedroom may seem like a reasonable strategy when dealing with this energy. Challenges may have you feeling a little out of control. To weather the storm, come up with a strategy to empower yourself to make it the best it can be. Take a shower (you’ll smell better). Reach for a piece of fruit rather than an over-processed snack. Drink all the damn water everyone says we need to drink. The kind of day you’ll be having will depend entirely on what you do with it.

Today, you may feel like baking a batch of shut-the-heck-upcakes to hand out to anyone who crosses your path. Taureans are adept at navigating changing moods, and with today’s emotional energy, they will be fierce as flock. You may feel like retreating into your shell to eat all the damn cupcakes yourself until this energy passes, but the vibes will actually be great for expressing all those feels you’ll be feeling. Use your keen sense of humor and innate wisdom to say how you feel. If you do a good job, maybe reward yourself with a cupcake. The good kind.

You know how having a rear is fine but showing it to everyone else is most decidedly not? Yeah, it’s cool that you have strong values. Yay you. Shoving them down other people’s throats? Not cool at all. But you know that. Still, with the vibes today, you may unconsciously be feeling like you personally poop rainbows and sneeze shooting stars. With that in mind, checking your pride will help you help other people AND yourself. Seeing someone else’s perspective will likely help you feel more compassionate. It may also help you figure out a way to use your own experiences to help, something a Taurus is almost always keen to do.

Buying a lottery ticket could be cool, but sending your boss an email saying they can go you-know-what themselves on the off-chance you’re the next mega millionaire might not make you the sharpest knife in the drawer. The day could reflect people being deep in the feels today, which is why you’ll want to avoid impulsive decisions. Focus these powerful vibes on getting closure, tying up loose ends, and being the calm leader we know you can be. The lottery fantasy will keep, Taurus.

Whipped cream, check. Safe word, check. Whips and chains, check. Wait! That’s not your grocery list! Today’s vibes will be all kinds of spicy — and the energy will have you thinking of all the things (people?) you’d like to do, Bull. It will also be great for just living out loud and as weird as you’d like if you’re not into the schmexy stuff. Your fierce, take-charge attitude could be a welcome addition on this day; just add whipped cream.

While other signs might be feeling crabby with this shift into feelings mode, you’ve been preparing your whole life for this! Your sensitivity makes you great at feeling all the things, but you’ll likely want to be careful that your insecurities don’t creep out while energies are wreaking havoc with boundaries. An emotional roller coaster with rickety tracks will be a ride you don’t want to be on today, Bull. Check the over-thinking while you’re over-feeling, and you may just get through the day without crossing any lines.