Category: Taurus AV

Nov 1, 2023… “You fill out those jeans really well!” “Are you calling me fat?!” Uggghhhhh, miscommunication may be in your future today, Taurus. Try not to pull out your hair, though! And, please, don’t kill the village idiot. They’re kinda funny. Instead, practicing patience and being able to walk away if things get heated could be just the ticket to getting you through the miscommunication madness. Not everyone will always be on the same page with you. Nor can everyone keep up with the speed of your mind. Keep that at the forefront of your brain when dealing with people today. And if someone gets super salty over a misunderstanding, it’s okay to walk away. I mean, let’s be honest, here. When you go to a battle of wits against an idiot, nobody wins. Save your energy and just walk away. Stay chill and don’t poison anyone’s coffee, Taurus. No matter how badly they annoy you.

Oct 31, 2023… Whenever someone calls me ugly, I get super sad and hug them because I can only imagine how hard life is for the visually impaired. HA! Laughter is the best medicine, truly. Speaking of medicine, when is the last time you took your health seriously, Taurus? Because, honestly, you can get so swept away by making sure that everything outside your life is in perfect order that you may be forgetting to check your insides. Get it together, Bull. Your mind-body health is super important! Lucky for you, the vibes today will be all about health! Use this as an opportunity to check in with yourself and give your body and mind what they need. This message has been brought to you by Mom Friends Stand United (Don’t bother looking that up. It’s not a real thing. Probably.).

Oct 30, 2023… Ever wanted to be in a real-life murder mystery? Well, just like in the game Clue, everything may not be what it seems. The Moon in Taurus will trine Pluto in Cap and then move into Gemini, reflecting vibes of conflicting emotions and maybe even some delusions. Taurus, you’ll want to stay on your toes so that your brain doesn’t get totally scrambled. Stay grounded and trust your brain, Bull. You can think your way through the vibes and come out victorious. So, who did it? Was it the butler?

Oct 29, 2023… Sit down and get ready for your world to start shaking! Today, Taureans could be faced with an earthquake from the tectonic plates that have been moving towards them. Those problems that have been building up in your life? Whether you’ve been preparing to take cover or have been spending your time ignoring the warnings will seriously impact how you get through these seismic tremors. You are NOT the Universe’s victim, but in order to deal with problems, you need to actually DEAL with them. You dig me? Prepare for battle, Bulls. It’s deal o’clock.

Oct 28, 2023… Easy peasy lemon squeezy. That’ll be the vibe today with the Moon in Taurus conjunct Jupiter and opposing the Sun, Mercury and Mars in Scorpio. At least, for you, Bull. A born master of many things, you can adult like a mofo. Now you just need to step up and get started. You’ll find it easier today to make the right choice. Trust your intuition. If you stay open, today’s energy will offer opportunities for learning and personal growth. Go get them, Taurus.

Oct 27, 2023… Look, Bull, your passionate nature is just one of the many reasons people love you — but you may want to back the feck up just a little today and try to cool your jets. The Moon in Aries will conjunct Chiron, and you’ll be feeling the waves of energy for this, um, interesting weekend. Energy may be all well and good — you know, after everyone’s had coffee and a chance to wake up — but too much can come across as overbearing. I’m not saying don’t be you. Channel your energy into the things that will make your life better like tackling a goal or putting a little romance back into your relationship. Keep being passionate, wonderful you — but make that energy your b*tch today instead of the other way around.

Oct 26, 2023… Bystanders may be unsure if your slow blink today will be communicating Morse code or if that’s just your WTF-face. Bulls often have natural-born practicality, and it can actually be quite the surprise when you learn that there are things that actually fall outside of your control — like every-dang-body else. The good news? You can control your dang self. Once you realize just how much power lies in controlling your own thoughts and behaviors, you’ll be ready for any surprises that could pop up today. Own that stuff, the way Taureans were meant to!

Oct 25, 2023… Wednesday feels like Monday’s bratty younger sibling, am I right? Coffee may not be the only thing brewing today. The Moon in Pisces opposing Venus in Virgo and conjunct Neptune may have you feeling explosive, but blowing stuff up (metaphorically speaking) may not be the best plan of action today. Instead, use your fire to gain clarity on an issue that’s been bugging you, Bull. Wipe the day’s slate clean and try to find a new perspective. Your creativity and natural tendency toward inspiration could have you changing the whole damn game if you give them a chance to work their magic.

Oct 24, 2023… All-wise and all-knowing may be your shtick, Taurus, but expect the rest of the Zodiac to tell you to, um, shtick it up your tail if you wade in today with advice without waiting to be asked. Your natural charm and charisma might have them biting their tongue, but trust me when I say they’ll probably be biting down on the f-bomb they want to let loose when you think you know their lives better than they do. With the Moon in Pisces conjunct Saturn and trine the Sun, Mercury, and Mars in Scorpio, you might be tempted to double down on your strong opinions and general know-it-all and can do it better energy, but if you use this day’s energy to listen and learn rather than advise and convince, you’ll have the kind of balanced day where no one will be tempted to tell you to go smudge yourself. They’ll be too busy appreciating your epic ability to listen and empathize.

Oct 23, 2023… With the vibes floating in the air today, you could feel like it’s hella hard to get ahead. Maybe it’s work-related. Perhaps chores at home have been piling up. Possible literally anything that’s been building up could make you feel like you’re drowning, Taurus. Well, here’s a pair of floaties for you: take care of the old stuff. Don’t start something new until you’ve made progress on what’s already on your plate. Make lists of things that need to get done. Take it one step at a time. Little by little, you’ll take care of what needs to get done. It might take a few tries and some brainstorming, but you’ll get through the funk. Panic of drowning alleviated? Great, get back to swimming, Bulls.

Oct 22, 2023… “I am happy. Can’t you see I’m smiling?” Yeah, Bull’s facial expressions (a little RBF, maybe?) can cause some issues. And yet, the Taurus often feels very deeply (on the inside). Today’s energies will likely bring out the intuitive, emotional side of Taurus, which honestly isn’t a bad thing. Secretly, you rejoice in being able to help others, whether that’s feeding stray animals, helping out strangers, or giving advice to a friend in need. Use the vibes to open your mind and listen to your intuition. Your soul has the answers you seek. Show this cruel, unforgiving Universe what a helping hand looks like!

Oct 21, 2023… Kick today’s butt, just not the person working your last nerve. I get that emotions are running high, but keeping healthy boundaries in place will serve you well today, brave Bull. Leading with your emotions isn’t the same as actually dealing with them. Feel the feels with your heartspace, not your fists. Cutting loose after the emotional rollercoaster tonight might sound awesome, but too much of a good thing could lead to questionable decisions. Like dancing on a bar or going home with a questionable stranger.