Category: Taurus AV

Nov 9, 2023… Taking control could have a deliciously spicy twist today, and you might even find yourself all tied up rather than being the one cracking the whip. With the Moon in Libra conjunct Venus, things could get interesting. If a little role play falls outside your wheelhouse, you could still enjoy attraction, attention, and flirtation. If the very idea of all that gives you the willies or you just can’t swing it while socially distant, focus your attention on spiritual pursuits for a different kind of religious experience. Now get out there, ya big Bull, and push through.

Nov 8, 2023… Like a surprise party thrown for a fainting goat, this day could get weird fast. Bull, high expectations could have you bracing yourself for either the best or worst case scenario, but the only rule of thumb for the Moon in Virgo opposing Neptune in Pisces and trine Pluto in Cap and Uranus in Taurus will be to expect the unexpected. Preparation won’t keep things from going sideways, so instead focus on hydration, rest, self-care and healthy boundaries to prepare you for whatever this day throws at you. Ever a creative force, you can handle whatever will come your way with the dignity that makes you the boss.

Nov 7, 2023… Grab the lube because Bulls could be suffering from butthurt today. Ouch! You may not even know you’ve upset a Taurus until it’s too late and they’re smothering you with a pillow or stabbing you with a handy fork. Taureans, you’re generally really good at shoving down your emotions and pretending like you aren’t hurting. But then you explode and ish gets real. If you don’t deal with it head on, you may end up snapping at the people you care about in an epic explosion. Deal with your emotions, dude.

Nov 6, 2023… Are you surrounded by idiots? Maybe. But if you’re giving into the whims of a superiority complex today, Taurus, don’t. After all, there’s something we can learn from basically everyone. Don’t stick your nose in the air, because you just might end up missing the “Do not enter!” sign and find yourself falling into wet concrete. Then the idiots will be laughing at you. Keep yourself humble and your mind open, Bull. This stuff could be your downfall today. Literally. So, tap into that Taurus sense of security and love — and you will rock this day like the amazing YOU that you are.

Nov 5, 2023… The Universe will likely be tossing some lemons your way as the Moon in Leo squares Mars in Scorpio and Uranus in Taurus, Taurus. Will you catch them and make some lemonade or are you just gonna let yourself get pelted by citrus fruits? The only one standing in your way of a delicious, thirst-quenching beverage will be you, pal. Step out of the line of fire, Bull! Whatever new responsibilities may pop up today, you CAN handle them. You WILL handle them. Because you’re a Bull and Bulls don’t run away from responsibility. Now give me a “Heck to the Yeah!” and go get your lemonade made. I’m thirsty.

Nov 4, 2023… Moody and broody? Pull your head out of your booty, Bull. Bwahahaha! With the Moon in Leo square the Sun in Scorpio and Jupiter in Taurus you may not be in the mood for nonsense. Instead, you could be grappling with conflicting emotions. Be sure to dial back the judgment — of yourself and others — and give yourself space to process and heal. Feeling tongue-tied? Write, paint, or even sing out those feels until your head pops free from the place where the sun don’t shine and you can breathe again. This vibe be fantastic for people who are willing to embrace the feels!

Nov 3, 2023… Just when you think your temper, admirably held in check, will blow, the air clears. You breathe easier. Your luck could be changing, Taurus. It’s a new month. You’ll likely find communication to be easier — fewer misunderstandings, more clarity, and maybe even a little more empathy with the Moon in Cancer opposing Pluto in Cap and trine Neptune in Pisces today. Speaking up for yourself won’t require raising your voice. Your creative side could be applied to communicating your point in a way that the listener will receive well if you stick to facts over stubborn opinions. You’ve got this, tiger (um, Bull).

Nov 2, 2023… Keep calm? How about you go smudge yourself with your Carry On nonsense because the year is 2023, and Taurus has had enough of the nonsense! Moon in Cancer will trine the Sun, Mercury and Mars in Scorpio and indeed, it could be said that Taureans get a tad bit stubbornly attached to certain outcomes. If things start going sideways, they may slap the big red button and then wanna slap the nearest twenty people. Sometimes storms arise and delay your plans and That Is Actually Okay. Instead of using your energy in a nuclear meltdown of insane proportions, use your brain to reevaluate and move forward. Your goal may still be achievable, even if there are a few detours along the way.

Nov 1, 2023… “You fill out those jeans really well!” “Are you calling me fat?!” Uggghhhhh, miscommunication may be in your future today, Taurus. Try not to pull out your hair, though! And, please, don’t kill the village idiot. They’re kinda funny. Instead, practicing patience and being able to walk away if things get heated could be just the ticket to getting you through the miscommunication madness. Not everyone will always be on the same page with you. Nor can everyone keep up with the speed of your mind. Keep that at the forefront of your brain when dealing with people today. And if someone gets super salty over a misunderstanding, it’s okay to walk away. I mean, let’s be honest, here. When you go to a battle of wits against an idiot, nobody wins. Save your energy and just walk away. Stay chill and don’t poison anyone’s coffee, Taurus. No matter how badly they annoy you.

Oct 31, 2023… Whenever someone calls me ugly, I get super sad and hug them because I can only imagine how hard life is for the visually impaired. HA! Laughter is the best medicine, truly. Speaking of medicine, when is the last time you took your health seriously, Taurus? Because, honestly, you can get so swept away by making sure that everything outside your life is in perfect order that you may be forgetting to check your insides. Get it together, Bull. Your mind-body health is super important! Lucky for you, the vibes today will be all about health! Use this as an opportunity to check in with yourself and give your body and mind what they need. This message has been brought to you by Mom Friends Stand United (Don’t bother looking that up. It’s not a real thing. Probably.).

Oct 30, 2023… Ever wanted to be in a real-life murder mystery? Well, just like in the game Clue, everything may not be what it seems. The Moon in Taurus will trine Pluto in Cap and then move into Gemini, reflecting vibes of conflicting emotions and maybe even some delusions. Taurus, you’ll want to stay on your toes so that your brain doesn’t get totally scrambled. Stay grounded and trust your brain, Bull. You can think your way through the vibes and come out victorious. So, who did it? Was it the butler?

Oct 29, 2023… Sit down and get ready for your world to start shaking! Today, Taureans could be faced with an earthquake from the tectonic plates that have been moving towards them. Those problems that have been building up in your life? Whether you’ve been preparing to take cover or have been spending your time ignoring the warnings will seriously impact how you get through these seismic tremors. You are NOT the Universe’s victim, but in order to deal with problems, you need to actually DEAL with them. You dig me? Prepare for battle, Bulls. It’s deal o’clock.