Category: Taurus AV

Want to tell the world to get bent and retreat back into the nearest blanket fort with a craft brew and some Netflix? Yeah, well, there’s a good chance that won’t be on the agenda today with these vibes, at least not until later. Instead, the energy will be awesome for adulting — if you think paying bills & crap is awesome. And speaking of poo, Bull, try not to lose yours as you’ll be faced with a vibe that could tempt you to come apart. You’ll be better served channeling the intuition you’re known for into a more spiritual direction. Meditate. Cycle through warrior poses, whether in yoga or a wheelchair — to tap into your inner badass. Pray (for sanity, peace and quiet, whatever). Do an act of kindness (to make your sensitive heart do a happy dance). Just chill the heck out and remember that adulting can be the price we pay for all that craft beer and no curfew.

Retreating into your happy cave will likely seem just as attractive as spending time with the ones you love today. As the air stirs up the feelings of wanting some space — sometimes that can hit at the same damn time as your deep squishy Taurus feelings do. You’re a hard candy coating with a warm, yummy center. Simply practice the pause when speaking up about your needs to avoid being too hard — or too sweet. Balance is your bestie today. Alternate togetherness with solitude to get your fix of all things cuddly while still giving yourself lots of elbow room, peace, and quiet.

Easy going, sit back, big goblet of wine vibes will abound today! You might even find yourself getting lucky. Hey, I didn’t mean the spicy variety of lucky — although that could certainly be within the realm of possibility. Instead, think of good vibes and a happy, easy day. Just make sure that you don’t slip up and trip up by being aggressive instead of assertive while riding this easy breezy energy. Do your thing, Taurus, for one lovely day!

Wicked! Your eccentric sense of humor could come out all wrong, earning you serious side eye today, Bull. An impulsive thought or action could have unintended consequences. While the weird vibes reign, consider reigning yourself in to avoid unexpected outcomes. Or just wait to share your smart Alecky comments with your besties who get you. Think it through, Taurus!

What’s REALLY in Area 51? Just ask Alexa! She lives in your TV. Taurus, your love for the fantastical mixed with Sherlock Holmes level detectiving vibes could lead you to an excavation adventure for hidden info. Honestly, I wouldn’t be surprised if you wandered onto the set of History Channel’s “Ancient Aliens” in your quest for answers. You might also be escorted out by security but hey. Anything for knowledge. I wish you the very best in your search for the truth. It’s out there, Bull!

Love and solid communication? This is not a drill, Taurus! THIS. IS. NOT. A. DRILL. Nor is it a prank. With today’s vibes, you will likely experience an easier time talking about your feelings, especially when it comes to matters of the heart. I guess technically all feelings are matters of the heart, but you catch my drift. Right? The vibes will be there for you. Gulp down some courage (no, not the liquid kind) and fortify yourself for the talks to come. Have something that’s been on your mind? Share it. You’ve got this, Bull.

Need help changing your diaper? Okay, okay… Sorry Bull, that was a touch aggressive. What I’m trying to say is that today could bring out some conflict-avoidance feels this Saturday. If you end up with hurt feelings or in an unpleasant situation, don’t sit in diaper full of your own poop. Clean that crap up and move forward. If you want to hide from your problems, we get it, but ultimately you’re better off facing them head on. Grab the baby wipes, Taurus. It’s time for a change. And who does THAT better than you? Nobody!

Well, folks, looking at the forecast today, it appears we’ve got an utter sheep storm of confusion and indecision for Taurus, this energy can also open you up to compassion and love. Whether you’re trying to figure out what to do about a relationship, you’re looking for a gift for a friend, or you’ve been searching for a new pet, you can trust love to guide your decisions. Always, there is love.

Want to know the upside of bullcrap? It makes great fertilizer. Spread poop — get flowers. It’s the circle of life. You’re heading into the weekend soon, and the vibe will be strong for growth, Taurus. Use any bullsheep you encountered during the week to grow into the goal you’ve been working your tail off to achieve, Bull. With today’s energy, you’ve got resilience in spades, and today will be an amazing time to bloom.

You might want to put on a front or fake-book life today, but you’ll be on the receiving end of some serious side eye if you do. Nobody’s got time for that, Taurus. You’re a badass who has the capacity to take care of your own business — and everybody else’s, and you don’t have to hide behind anything to look “better”. Today’s energy may call you to put your creative self out there, but it will be even more perfect for being real. A brief real-book moment (in real life or online) will inspire more for yourself than your false eyelash and dog filter moment ever could.

Bull, your ability to love is a super-strength, but it’s also your kryptonite. Today’s energy will have you wanting to love people into their potential for their own good. You could think you’re helping, but you might just be a champion enabler or a simple pain in the rear. Instead of the ones you love finding their own way, they just might wait for you to do it for them. Or you might smother them so much with love and affection that they shy away from you entirely. Instead of jumping in to assist, wait for others to ask for your help. Trust me. They will ask you first if they need it. Giving space will empower the people you love. So, shine that special light you have and it will rub off on everyone without lifting a finger.

Welcome to a Moody Monday, Bull. Don’t be surprised if your friends and colleagues throw Snickers at you in hopes you’ll eat one and change back into your normal loving self. Your moods can be as shifty as the sea, and instead of letting the currents of your emotions drag you down, try sticking to shallow water and avoid those currents altogether. Turn off the news. Avoid social media drama. In fact, avoid all drama. While these vibes are on, you’ll have some extra special intuitive powers, and if you use those today… you are going to nail your Monday so hard that it screams your name.