Category: Virgo AV

The flaming hot cheetos just might be in for a cool down as patience comes raining down today. Translation: The ever-vibrant and on-the-go Virgos could be in for a lesson in patience this Monday. I promise you, slowing down and chilling out won’t kill you, V. Instead, you could be in for a whole new kind of experience! Embrace the vibes bruh. Learn to pump the breaks so you can actually appreciate the smell of roses. They smell pretty dang good, huh?

More challenges? Heck to the yeah! You just keep walking right on over them. Of all the Zodiac, Virgos don’t break their stride (or break a sweat) over most challenges. You probably get off on tackling an obstacle. Having a full plate means your hands have something to do other than play with yourself. Yeah, I went there. If you keep to your can-do attitude, extra responsibility won’t seem daunting. It may even feel invigorating. You could whine about the extra time and how much other junk you have to do, but you’ll likely want to move forward without wasting any time with complaints. After all, Vs excel at being absolutely amazing in the face of stuff and nonsense.

Virgo, you could be a moody little cutie this Saturday as the vibes bring on an onslaught of conflicting emotions. Instead of giving into any low creepy-crawly tendencies, rise up and overcome the crud. You’ve got your life to live, a world to inspire with your passionate awesomeness, and you aren’t about to let the Universe screw up your day. Right? Right. A great day will be only a positive mindset away, because as long as you don’t fight the feelings, hey can flow pretty easily.

Check yourself before you wreck yourself, mate. Virgos could be faced with some grouchy issues and will likely want to smack the daylights out of the idiots in their lives this Friday. However, that would be assault and those dumbasses won’t be worth the jail time. Trust me. And instead of casting the side-eye on the irritating people around you, center yourself. Imagine a nice, calm pond. Maybe it’s frozen. Now, anchor your anger to that pond. Without any waves, you won’t be tempted to tsunami slam somebody. You cool, bro? Yes. Yes, you are.

You know those people who literally poop themselves when their fast food order comes out wrong? Well, that could be Virgo today. Vs can get emotionally attached to certain outcomes, especially vibes like today’s going around. Use your ability to bounce back from setbacks and maybe a dash of humor to get over yourself and any failed expectations. Why not laugh about the things that don’t go your way? No temper tantrums in the middle of Burger King, okay? Enjoy the ride, Virgo.

Technology is great… until it isn’t. Virgo, you could feel like slam dunking your phone into the toilet or tossing your computer in the trash as tech issues get carried in on the vibes this Tuesday. You might try taking a technology vacation if you can. Turn off the phone, walk away from the computer, and maybe even enjoy some nature, IDK. There’s more to the world than technology, you know? If you get angry at your phone, tablet, smart TV or whatever, don’t go all “Hulk smash” on your stuff. Instead, take that as a signal to go do something else with your life. When’s the last time you touched a real book? Did you know libraries still exist with curbside pickups??? This Wednesday, try putting the technology on pause (It’s probably gonna be on the fritz anyway) and do something non-tech related. The possibilities are endless!

Self-care is a thing and you may be neglecting it, big time, Virgo. While you’re off ruling the world, your mind and body may be running at their limits. Slow it down and then hit the brakes, V, because this today will be officially deemed self-care awareness Tuesday! Who declared that? Well, me, obviously. I’m clearly an authority figure here. Now, ask yourself these questions: Have I been giving my mind enough rest? How about my body? Sure, it’s important to chase your passions, but it’s also important to make sure your body and mind aren’t being totally wrecked by your need for going ten thousand miles an hour, y’know? Take the time to check in with yourself. Deal?

Stretching the truth isn’t healthy like stretching your body is, so don’t try it at home, kids! You’ll want to be careful of lies today. You, Virgo, may be tempted to stretch the truth yourself and honestly you’ll probs get busted. So, just don’t do it. No matter how cool you think your story would be if you just added some flair or how awesome you believe you’ll seem if you over-exaggerate your own abilities, the truth will come out. Then you, my friend, will look like a total butt. Keep it real, V. You and your adventures are awesome enough without having to make anything up. The real you is 100% authentically cool.

NOBODY PUTS BABY IN THE CORNER. Sure, the Universe may try to back Virgos into the corner as any difficult situations you’ve been dealing with could come to a climax. Unfortunately, if you’ve been putting things on the back burner because you didn’t want to deal with them, the results might have you bracing for impact. On the other hand, if you have stayed on top of issues in your life, you may find that this spit storm doesn’t have enough power to mess up your hair, let alone push you backwards. Either way, deciding to take control over what you CAN change will be key to getting through this day. Plant your feet firmly on the ground, V, to better keep your precious balance. It’s time to show the Universe what you’re made of!

Are you ready to let loose and act like a wild child, Virgo?! Well, too flipping bad. The vibes today will be all about growing up and being an adulty person. And if you’re not the adult in the room, someone else WILL be, and you could get a spanking (who knows? Maybe that’s your thing…). Still, doing right can come more easily than usual thanks to the mature energy in the air. Shake off those lower vibrations and embrace some higher thinking. All you’ll need to do is reach out and grab them.

Imagine how excited a vampire locked in a room full of blood bags would be… Just: WOW, right? Well, just wait until you see the Virgos flying on the high vibes this Friday. You, V, could be feeling really energetic and ready to take on the world, just be sure to find a good place to channel it. There will be so much potential for your passionate side to be used for the greater good, but your own self-interest could have you falling downhill. Channel today’s energetic vibes into useful activities. Don’t give into temptation and guzzle down the entire storage room full of blood bags, okay? Seize opportunities, not just for yourself, but for the good of those you love, too.

Virgos could have a big surprise coming their way! These surprises will be g-r-e-a-t, like Frosted Flakes. Or perhaps they’ll be total poop. Depends on whether or not you like sugar coated corn flakes. Well, actually, it all depends on you, V. Will you fly high on good vibes and use that noggin of yours to problem solve and get through life’s little surprises? Or will you fall apart at the seams and crabby crawl on the ground with your lowest vibes? The choice is yours. I know you’re going to nail this day… no matter what comes.