Category: Virgo AV

Mar 12, 2024… Before you huff and puff and stomp some throats, earthy Virgo, keep in mind that communication could be a little, dare I say, sunny today? Ahaha — astrology joke FTW. Not laughing? Well, I thought I was funny. Moving on… communication could be a cluster-duck of chaos, thanks to the Moon in Aries conjunct Chiron. Sure, you could thrive in the chaos where your advice will likely be met with undying gratitude…. Or annoyance if your messages gets lost in translation. Okay, maybe instead, just lend a hand. Everyone could use one of those. Jump in to help, keep calm, and carry the duck on.

Mar 11, 2024… This day might feel like a dumpster fire with a side of jerk faces if you don’t take care, Virgo. Instead of getting all up in arms and smacking some heads together, try to use your creativity and romantic side to lead from a place of love. Let the jerk faces flap their jaws all they want, but you take the high road you know so well. Instead of clapping back, you’ll be there to dispense advice and generally be the bigger person that makes them all want to be better, too. Roll your eyes in private, but in public, lead by example, my awesome friend.

Mar 10, 2024… Looking before you leap could just be good common sense, my friend. Feeling like you’ve got a million zillion options and oh-so-little time could have you feeling a little over-whelmed. Take courage and use the Moon in Pisces conjunct Neptune energy to open your big brain up to all the delightful possibilities this day could bring. Instead of getting overwhelmed, maybe dial it back to just plain old whelmed and take your time choosing the best option for you, V.

Mar 9, 2024… Don’t go running into moving cars, Virgo. This Saturday, the Moon in Pisces conjunct Saturn and the Sun will reflect energies fabulous for running towards your potential. However, don’t forget to pay attention to what’s around you (a freight train barreling towards you, for instance). Basically, what I mean is it will be up to you to figure out what needs to be ended before you can move further down the path. Hit your breaks before you drive in front of the Little Engine That Could. Practice patience while you prep for a marathon. Can you dig it?

Mar 8, 2024… Uh oh. Where’s little Timmy? Looks like you lost him! Virgo, there could be a lot of “little Timmys” today as the Moon in Aquarius conjunct Venus promotes action and enthusiasm. You’ll likely become so involved with going adventuring that you’ll accidentally leave people behind. Not cool, dude. While chasing the stars will be fully supported by these astro vibes (hard wink), try not to lose touch with the people here on Earth. Maybe you could bring some friends along for the journey. You feel me? Oh, and don’t worry. I found little Timmy.

Mar 7, 2024… Plans, meet actions, your long lost love. Virgo, the Moon in Aquarius conjunct Mars and square Jupiter and Uranus in Taurus vibes will be fantastic for follow-through on your dreams. I know how much you love dreaming up things and starting new projects, but you don’t always finish those things (yeah, I’m calling you out, bruh). This Thursday, soak up the vibes and work on that. Check up on the stuff (and people) you’ve left lying in your wake. Follow-through could be your new best friend, except that I know I’m irreplaceable. Right..?

Mar 6, 2024… Wakey, wakey, eggs and bacon-y! Virgo, the vibes from the Moon in Cap moving into Aquarius to conjunct Pluto could give you a boost in losing yourself. Particularly, it will be easy to hide away while dreaming about the future. Rather than dealing with what’s right in front of you, you could be tempted to bury yourself in daydreaming. Responsibilities can’t tie you down if they can’t find you, right? Wrong! Get outta your head and into the game, V. Aim for overcoming the day’s issues and these vibes. Make me proud.

Mar 5, 2024… Is that a shooting star?! Oh. No, it’s just Virgo racing at hyper speed across the Universe toward freedom. You’ll likely find that today it will be easy to take action thanks to the vibes from the Moon in Cap conjunct Ceres and trine Jupiter and Uranus in Taurus. What sort of action you take will be up to you. You could choose to run from your problems (lame legumes) or you could decide you want to face them down and resolve them (cool beans). Accomplish the things your heart desires, face your issues, and ride these vibes like a brilliant knight on a noble steed. Hi-yah!

Mar 4, 2024… Trapped inside a revolving door? Dizzying. Virgo, if you’re feeling stuck this Monday, I’ve got news for you. You can use the vibes from the Moon in Sag square Neptune in Pisces to reflect within for answers on how to get out. Only 19.99 if you order right now (plus shipping and handling)! Just kidding. We don’t sell anything. LOL. Roll on outta that funk, my friend. Indeed, thoughtfulness can unlock the next door. Or maybe it’ll be a window. Whoa, mind blown. Seriously, though, the way out of a jam can actually be found through self reflection. Figure out what your soul needs and you can set yourself free. Super duper!

Mar 3, 2024… Well, hello Success! Where have you been all my life? Virgo, things you desire to do may come more easily than usual as the Moon in Sag square Saturn, the Sun and Mercury in Pisces pushes out triumphant energies. Race towards your intentions, but beware, traveler of dreams! Don’t forget to pack your brain and bring it along. Not every desire is worth pursuing, and your noggin will be helpful in sorting through the trash dives versus the treasure hunts. Keep it real, yo.

Mar 2, 2024… Gotta catch them all! But, like, a nap sounds nice. Virgo, any desire for change or progress you have could be thwarted by a lack of energy as the Scorpio Moon trine Neptune in Pisces and then moving into Sag, which could syphon away your vitality. While that can end up feeling super annoying, you do have options. Remember, the Universe ain’t got nothing on you! Which means you can choose to roll with the lazy vibes and take a break from sprinting ever forward OR you can shove these vibes out a 5th story window and power through despite them! Up to you, V. Do what’s best for you, buddy.

Mar 1, 2024… After much consideration, I have decided that adulthood is not for me. Thanks, byeeee! Virgo, you may be ready to hit the avoidance freeway faster than the Roadrunner as the vibes from the Moon in Scorpio opposing Uranus in Taurus and square Mars and Venus in Aquarius promote responsibilities and adulting. Stop right there! There’s much to be done and hiding from the vibes (or dropping an anvil on them) won’t help you do much except add more work later on. Plus, you can’t actually resign from adulthood, sooooo. Take these vibes in stride, V, and aim for getting stuff done. Go get it!