There’s salt-on-your-fries salty, and then there’s you, Scorpster: ocean-level, drown-somebody’s-tail salty. While friends may be down for your sass today, it may not fly with clients, bosses, or your Granny. Dial that mess back and focus instead on getting your point across with some spice instead. Save the smarty pants commentary for your bestie, and you’ll likely get further down your to-do list than if you spend half the day putting out fires you started with your big mouth. Go be brilliant, Scorpio, and save the salt for your fries!