Like a bird pooping on your newly washed car, the Universe is about to drop a big one on Virgo — the temptation to snitch on yourself. Today’s vibes will be all about revealing things about yourself that you’d rather keep hidden. Show the Universe how strong you truly are, oh Great V! Like, don’t go around trying to lift up school buses and junk. That’s not what I mean. I’m talking about your inside strengths. You’re a badass and you can deal with anything the Cosmos could ever drop on you, and thrive while you’re at it.