Jul 2, 2023… Okay, who ordered the return of creepy stalker clowns? It was you, wasn’t it, Saggy? Okay, maybe that’s not on the table for today, but it’s 2023 and the Moon in Sag square Neptune in Pisces and then moving into Cap will unleash weird energies. Anything could happen. Aliens, volcanic eruptions, land invasion of sea monsters — but there could also be good unexpected things, like someone spontaneously helping you out. Try living it up with the strange energies, Archer. Paint the town purple (red is too predictable)!
