Author: systems

  • Aries 1-17-24

    Jan 17, 2024… Groundhog Day in January? No thanks! While this Wednesday may start out feeling similar to yesterday for Rams, the Moon in Aries trine Ceres and Venus in Sag and square the Sun and Pluto in Cap and some rather talkative vibes could come into play. These energies can help you lay it all on the table to work through any issues you face. Talking things out with a level-head can do wonders for conflict resolution. No one around? Talk to yourself. Out loud. It is healthy and can help you process that wad of gook on your mind. Get to it, Aries!

  • 1-16-24

    Today’s Astrovibe for 1/16/24: The Moon in Aries will square Mercury and Mars in Cap today. Got thoughts? Could be harder than usual to express what’s on your mind… All signs risk coming on strong, intense, spicy. Well, those things aren’t BAD. Depends on how you use them! Now get out there and use this vibe to get closer to your goals and intentions, you marvelous creature!

  • Pisces 1-16-24

    Jan 16, 2024… Starting a project strong doesn’t mean a darn thing if you abandon it before it’s done, Fishy. Still, the energy of a Moon in Aries square Mercury and Mars in Cap could give any projects Aquarians undertake a big boost toward completion. Challenges will likely seem more like speed bumps than road blocks, and you could be able to wrap up quicker if you use today’s energy toward your purpose with a dash of improved follow-through and fewer “oohh shiny” distractions. Take this kick in the booty from the energy and let it punt you over the goalpost (or other-sports-related-analogy) to get it done and off your plate. Hut, hut, hike!

  • Aquarius 1-16-24

    Jan 16, 2024… Like a pimply teenager wearing a gallon of Axe body spray, Aquarians could find themselves coming on way too strong this Tuesday. You will likely experience some difficulty communicating and may just be tempted to be really intense thanks to the Moon in Aries square Mercury and Mars in Cap. Dialing it back could be your greatest challenge today, but you can do it. Your determined nature can see you through to a lower volume of intensity. Use your “inside voice,” WB.

  • Capricorn 1-16-24

    Jan 16, 2024… Try not to come at people like a super stalker, Cappy. While you may be riding high on the strong vibes of a Moon in Aries square Mercury and Mars in Cap, the feelings you try to express could come across way too strong if you don’t take care. Your desire to move toward your goals may be commendable, but freaking people out could be a little unnecessary. Be sure to read the room and make sure that the people you communicate with stay open and responsive to your message. Your energy could be contagious (that’s better than germs) — inspiring others — but only if you take care with your approach. Go be bold, beautiful, inspirational, and filled with giant buckets of enthusiasm, but if someone asks you to take a drug test, don’t say I didn’t warn you.

  • Sagittarius 1-16-24

    Jan 16, 2024… Saggy, have you always secretly dreamed of being a waterslide tester or a snake milker? Whatever unconventional dreams you harbor in your heart, the Moon in Aries square Mercury and Mars in Cap will support you in working towards your ambitions and could provide you with a solid burst of energy to go dream catching. The stars of your great potential will be within your grasp this Tuesday. Reach out and grab them, Sagittarius.

  • Scorpio 1-16-24

    Jan 16, 2024… Blurgh aschmurgh freggin schlucks? Stumbling over words and getting tongue-tied has never been a good look on Scorpios. Unfortunately, that could be the fashion this Tuesday as the Moon in Aries squares Mercury and Mars in Cap and the vibes throw a wrench (or several wrenches) in communications. The Universe may be banking on a lovely Scorpster meltdown, but that doesn’t mean you have to go along with it. Patience and self-forgiveness can go a long way in helping you fabulously bounce back from the crap communication energies. Get your bounce on!

  • Libra 1-16-24

    Jan 16, 2024… “Move! Get Out the Way!” should be every Libra’s theme song today. The energetic vibes of a Moon in Aries square Mercury and Mars in Cap could have you steamrolling toward your goals without breaking a sweat. Just take care not to mow down any members of the Zodiac while they are enjoying the view or contemplating their direction. Your path may be upwardly mobile, but that doesn’t mean you need to bulldoze everyone else out of the way to get there. If you get tempted to run others over, maybe change the playlist to a peaceful meditation until you calm your butt down and can proceed with caution toward your goals. Stay amiable, Scales.

  • Virgo 1-16-24

    Jan 16, 2024… This Tuesday’s gonna be baller. I can feel it in my groin. Virgo, achieving your intentions will likely come more easily as the square Mercury and Mars in Cap that will be ripe for accomplishment and productivity. Stake your claim on these forward-propelling energies and use them to achieve your dreams. You’re only limited by your drive! And the law… But mostly it’s up to you! Shoot for the exceptional, V.

  • Leo 1-16-24

    Jan 16, 2024… Like that person who always stands too damn close, Leos could successfully achieve a new level of making people uncomfortable. The Moon in Aries square Mercury and Mars in Cap vibe will be all about bringing out a weirdly sensual side of you, Lion. I’m not one to dissuade you from getting your freak on, but it’ll be important to time things right (and with the right person) so you can work these energies into something worthwhile and not end up getting arrested from some stupidly avoidable stuff like public indecency. No partner? No problem. You can find lots of ways to channel your inner weird out into the world. Find your stride, Leo.

  • Cancer 1-16-24

    Jan 16, 2024… Like coming into a room and promptly forgetting what you were looking for and who you are and what year it is, the energy of the Moon in Aries square Mercury and Mars in Cap could make communicating what you want and need difficult… poor Cancer! When you finally rediscover words, you might just come on too strong— or you could more easily move past obstacles to get where you want to go. Either way, read the room and make sure not to just blunder ahead blindly once you finally remember that it’s a Tuesday and you were looking for your keys. After all, blind blundering leads to accidentally stepping on a Lego, walking into a wall, or dropping your phone in the toilet. Take a deep breath and move through this day with confidence and keen perspective, because you, tough Crabby, are a brilliant butterfly of a human being!

  • Gemini 1-16-24

    Jan 16, 2024… Yeahhh boiiiii! Geminis will likely have a glorious time making progress on their workload as the vibes coming from the Moon in Aries square Mercury and Mars in Cap promotes moving towards your goals with ease. Got plenty of crap you gotta get done? Of COURSE you do. Who am I even talking to? Go ahead and handle that crud so you can take a victory nap! As long as you scoop up the vibes and roll with the productive energies, you could accomplish quite a bit this Tuesday. Make way for Gemini the Victor!