Author: systems

  • Sagittarius 12-28-23

    Dec 28, 2023… Hello, Operator. Please give me number nine, and if you disconnect me I’ll kick you from behind — Whoa there! No need to get feisty, Saggy. Great communication could be in your future today, whether you’re chatting face-to-face, on the phone, Zooming, or through telepathy. So long as water is wet, the vibes this Thursday will surely support your transfusion of ideas with other people. Use it to get closer in relationships, get ahead at work, increase the psychic link with your cat, or whatever it is you do when you’re being you.

  • Scorpio 12-28-23

    Dec 28, 2023… How do you hide being high when you’re around people? The secret is to ALWAYS be high. Wait, no, I’m not encouraging drug use. I’m talking about your HIGHer thinking, Scorpio! The lovely vibes as the Moon in Cancer opposing Pluto in Cap, trine Venus in Scorpio and Neptune in Pisces and then moving to Leo today can help lift your consciousness to new heights, but only if you put your mind to work and start climbing to the next level. Roll a glorious blunt of knowledge and toke on THAT, Scorpster. Who knows how high you’ll go?

  • Libra 12-28-23

    Dec 28, 2023… Get Out the Way! Libra flying through! Move, peasants! Move, I say! With the Moon in Cancer opposing Pluto in Cap, trine Venus in Scorpio and Neptune in Pisces and then moving to Leo, you’ll likely find yourself experiencing elevated vibrations. Be assertive, but use the ease in communication today to help avoid aggression as you continue toward your goals. And maybe blast some tunes with some badass cursewords on your headset if you feel particularly cranky — just don’t actually yell them at anyone in your way (like your boss, partner, or annoying colleagues). You CAN own this day; all you have to do is be clear as crystal and watch them bow down. 🙂

  • Virgo 12-28-23

    Dec 28, 2023… Setting off fireworks inside the mall will certainly get you some attention, but I’m not sure it’d be the right kind of attention, V. The Moon in Cancer opposing Pluto in Cap, trine Venus in Scorpio and Neptune in Pisces and then moving to Leo vibes today will be all about wanting to be noticed for Virgos, which might not turn out so well if you try too hard. Virgo: You’re already a marvel. The genuine article! You don’t have to try to attract attention to yourself. Your essence will call the right kind of people to you today. Just be you!

  • Leo 12-28-23

    Dec 28, 2023… Notice me!!! I’m a smoking hot Leo! If you find yourself craving attention like a Lion hungering for food (sorry not sorry), you can thank the dang vibes for bringing out that neediness you usually try to keep hidden. While clingy doesn’t look cute on anyone, a little flair to rev up some attention — as long as you stay true to who you are — could be just the ticket for using these vibes with the Moon in Cancer opposing Pluto in Cap, trine Venus in Scorpio and Neptune in Pisces and then moving to Leo in a constructive way. Even if you don’t want a particular person’s attention, answering the call to put yourself out there could help you professionally, too. Take credit for those awesome things you’ve done. And who deserves that more than YOU?

  • Cancer 12-28-23

    Dec 28, 2023… If you feel you’ve channeled some major guru energy today, it could be the energy of the Moon in Cancer opposing Pluto in Cap, trine Venus in Scorpio and Neptune in Pisces and then moving to Leo that has you high-vibing, Crabby. Expect smooth communication and lofty ideas to come with a whole heck of a lot of attention. Introverts may want to squeeze in self-care time away from all the people-ing while extroverts will likely soak it all in with a slap-happy grin. Just be careful not to stoop to judging others who may not be on your same vibrational high today. Keep channeling that guru energy and enjoy your own journey sans judgment. Namaste, Cancer.

  • Gemini 12-28-23

    Dec 28, 2023… So, today’s vibes — Nevermind. No, I don’t want to talk about it. It’s fine — I’m obviously joking, because I love talking about this, but you might not be in a joking mood if you let the aggressive energies from the Moon in Cancer opposing Pluto in Cap, trine Venus in Scorpio and Neptune in Pisces and then moving to Leo turn you into a snippy monster of a Gemini. Outdo the aggressive vibes by firmly asserting that you will not be anyone’s wench, especially not the Universe’s. Reach beyond aggressive and channel assertion instead. That’ll get you a lot farther than aggression ever would. Sure, put your hoof down on the important things, but you can do that with the famous Gemini chill and not have to even raise your voice.

  • Taurus 12-28-23

    Dec 28, 2023… Today could feel like a walk in the park, Bull — of the Jurassic variety. You may be the first sign of the Zodiac (and maybe the ruler of the Universe?), but even you don’t want to face off against a giant T-Rex. The tiny hands may not be able to catch you, but you will be more rightly worried about those big teeth. Of course, the T-Rex we’re talking about will likely come in the form of an actual non-extinct human or a challenge you weren’t quite expecting. As much as you want to power your way through it, you’ll need to find a way to channel assertive energy over aggressiveness. The Moon in Cancer will oppose Pluto in Cap, trine Venus in Scorpio and Neptune in Pisces and then move to Leo, which means communication will need to be thoughtful to go over well. Use your words (not your fists or your scary, intimidating glare), and you’ll likely find that the challenge becomes less Jurassic Park and more day in the park by the end of the day. Or, you know, face off with a big frigging dinosaur and let us know how that works out for you. Totally up to you.

  • Aries 12-28-23

    Dec 28, 2023… You’ve got advice to give. You know what works. You’re only trying to help. And sometimes it feels like you need to knock people over the head with what’s best for them because you can see it even when they cannot. Take care not to weigh in where your opinion hasn’t been asked for and may not be wanted today, though. What could seem like you being a super friend could come across as aggressive, over-bearing, or intrusive to those who prefer to solve their own problems. Instead, ask if you can help, and don’t forget to apply your super-skills to taking care of yourself. It’s all well and good to remind everyone to drink plenty of water — but don’t do it while getting dehydrated yourself. Your friends and family know already that you love hard, and while some may welcome the help, don’t be offended if the others tell you to beat feet. Take your own advice and lead by example. Show them all how an Aries does it!

  • 12-27-23

    Today’s Astrovibe for 12/27/23: The Moon in Cancer will square Chiron in Aries. All signs should watch for a shift to great communication, higher thinking, getting attention, but be sure to choose assertion over aggression so that you don’t come off too strongly. You dig?

  • Pisces 12-27-23

    Dec 27, 2023… As useless as fur on a chicken, the adulty vibes from the Moon in Cancer square Chiron in Aries could invoke a tension within Fish. Well, your adulty skillz might not actually be useless, but getting worked up into a ridiculously serious state of mind can be less than useful. Laugh! Enjoy life. Find the humor in the screw ups. Adulting is important in general, but don’t forget to feed your soul with laughter and goodness. Seek splendor, even if it is raining, and keep your eye out for the rainbows.

  • Aquarius 12-27-23

    Dec 27, 2023… First, you drink the coffee. Then you do the things. With the Moon in Cancer square Chiron in Aries, you could find the will be vibes strong for owning everything in your path like a boss. Don’t get caught up in any crap though, Aquarius. Use your sense of humor to keep the mood light as you power through all the grown-up waffles piled high on your plate… Or quiche. That sounds like something a grownup would have for breakfast. Once you’ve gotten through the things you have to do, don’t forget to make time to treat yourself to a little wine o’clock, some Netflix and chill, or whatever you love to do to let it all hang loose.