Author: systems

  • Capricorn 12-27-23

    Dec 27, 2023… Today could have you getting your grow and glow on by leveling up in life, Cappy. You may be feeling at one with nature and all of humanity, but that might not stop you from giving some serious stink eye to the immature peasants you spot from on top of your high horse of adulting. Add some laughter to that grow and glow attitude, and you could find that the fierce energy of the Moon in Cancer square Chiron in Aries can be fun, too. So what if they are wearing dirty jammies to the Wally World? Just don’t stand down wind, and don’t forget to wash your hands! Work hard, play hard, and don’t judge those who haven’t yet reached your level of enlightenment, Cap. Remember that you all have a different path, and you’ll be more willing to lend a helping hand and a little kindness when you can.

  • Sagittarius 12-27-23

    Dec 27, 2023… Today could find you adulting like an absolute mofo, Saggy. You could be absorbing lessons, learning new thing-a-ma-bobs, and generally being uber responsible. Yay you! The Moon in Cancer square Chiron in Aries could have a vibe that offers you a surge of parental maturity, but don’t get caught up in too much seriousness today. You may even want to treat yourself for successfully adulting. Just save any happy hour indulgences for after you clock out, and maybe pencil in some fun around all that adulting. After all, you’ll have earned it!

  • Scorpio 12-27-23

    Dec 27, 2023… If “Get Otta Mah Face” was a mood, it might be all yours today, Scorpio. You may be gathering up lessons and powering through responsibility today with the Moon in Cancer square Chiron in Aries, but you may want to readjust and stop taking life so dang seriously. If you work hard, you should at least get to play hard, too. Instead of finishing one project and diving into the next, try to take a minute to appreciate your absolute badassery and reward yourself for a job so flipping well done. Sit back and give a grin! I know you want to. 🙂

  • Libra 12-27-23

    Dec 27, 2023… Grab your measuring stick because you could be in for a growth spurt this Wednesday, Libra! Whether it’s in spirit, knowledge, or character, you’ll likely encounter some lessons that can help you grow and become more thanks to the vibes of the Moon in Cancer square Chiron in Aries. Reap the harvest from the field of lessons, even if it requires some sweat and tears, and you could find yourself blooming into new heights and good vibes. Life lessons are great nutrition for the soul. Eat up, Scales.

  • Virgo 12-27-23

    Dec 27, 2023… Virgo, you’re all that and a pack of dried seaweed (that’s a compliment, I promise). Because you’re so freaking fabulous, why not treat yourself for a job well done? When you absolutely NAIL life today with the Moon in Cancer square Chiron in Aries, you’ll deserve a pat on the back for all your accomplishments and your incredible ability to be uniquely you. Reach around and give yourself a hearty smack on the tail, V. Keep on keeping on, you marvelous masterpiece.

  • Leo 12-27-23

    Dec 27, 2023… Who’s big? Who’s bad? Who’s huffing and puffing and burning down the house? Not the wolf! It’s a damn fine Ram! The Moon in Cancer will square Chiron in Aries and could be a vibe where we find you adulting like a total boss and feeling the weight of the world at the same time. Shrug off that weight and be proud of how much you manage to do each day. You’re a boss even when these grown-up-take-on-the-world vibes aren’t buzzing around. Treat yourself for being such an AH-mazing adult. What’s the point of being a grown-up if you can’t have a little fun with it? You make the rules, you don’t have a curfew, and you get to drink the adult beverages if you so choose. So, whatever it is you do when you let down your hair? Do that!

  • Cancer 12-27-23

    Dec 27, 2023… Treat yourself, you wicked wowster! Cancer, the Universe will be calling for a celebration of a job well done this Wednesday. Don’t let the vibes go to waste! Whether you’re celebrating sealing an important deal, getting a promotion, moving towards your intentions, working up the courage to ask out a cutie on a Zoom date, or even putting on pants today, some celebration can be useful to mark a milestone AND to keep your spirits high with the Moon in Cancer square Chiron in Aries. Engage in whatever floats your boat and makes you proud to ride the waves. You’ve earned it, Crab.

  • Gemini 12-27-23

    Dec 27, 2023… You could probably solve all the world’s problems before you’re done with your breakfast cereal, am I right, Gem? Hey, you’d at least give it the old college try or manage a truly engaging TED talk to right the world’s wrongs. Instead of going that hard, you could just use the energy of the Moon in Cancer square Chiron in Aries to solve what problems you can, and you might even find that you learn a thing or two during the day. Just don’t feel you have to stifle your normal bright energy with too much seriousness. Get your shine on, bright Gem. If someone else doesn’t like it, they can put on shades!

  • Taurus 12-27-23

    Dec 27, 2023… You’re so interesting, I have to try really hard to NOT Facebook stalk you. Don’t sick the internet police on me! I just want to steal all the best memes from your feed, Taurus. This Wednesday, the Moon in Cancer will square Chiron in Aries, which will encourage feeling extra Mom-ish. I’ll be missing those offbeat posts you usually make. Try not to get too caught up in seriousness, though. You are a frigging jar of glitter, so let your inner child shine through today. Letting loose on hump day is fully endorsed by the Fun Fairy. Get your amazing on, Bull!

  • Aries 12-27-23

    Dec 27, 2023… Like dandelions in the middle of summer, nobody — not even metal blades spinning at 200 mph — can stop your growth this Wednesday. NOBODY. Well, except you if you decide to reject the vibes. Ram, don’t chop your own feet off before you can hit the ground running. Let the vibes with the Moon in Cancer square Chiron in Aries carry you to new heights and sensational adventures in self-growth. Adventure is out there! And here (points to your brain).

  • 12-26-23

    Today’s Astrovibe for 12/26/23: The Moon in Cancer will conjunct Venus and square Jupiter in Aries. You may feel like holding back at first… but this will actually be a great vibe to challenge you to expand your horizons, even if you feel like you want to say, “Nope!”

  • Pisces 12-26-23

    Dec 26, 2023… Funny how pulling the covers over your head won’t actually make scary stuff go away. Sensing changes could have you running for cover, but surprises can be good things as easily as they can be bad. With the Moon in Cancer opposing the Sun in Cap and trine Saturn in Pisces, you could be feeling resistant to any changes at all, but know that the Universe has your back and won’t just hang you out to dry — at least, not unless you need it. Instead of trying to hide from life’s changes, maybe peek out to see that sometimes the best things come from them. The unexpected romance. The new friend. The best adventure. So, don’t hide from all that. If any changes turn out to be a pile of poop, use it to fertilize your own personal growth garden. Learn from that and bloom despite it. Nurture yourself like you nurture everyone else, and you’ll be better than fine. You’ll be all that and a side of fries, Fishy!