Author: systems

  • Scorpio 1-21-24

    Jan 21, 2024… Scorpio, try not to ruffle feathers this Sunday. Sure, the vibes from the Moon in Gemini square Saturn in Pisces could have every-frickin-body’s attitudes flaring, but it’ll be up to you to rise above the sass-afras and work through the ugly side of your ego. Some deep breaths and maybe a martini could help you to keep calm and carry on. Uh, healthy coping mechanisms only, please. No, punching idiots in the face is not healthy. Get your chill juice flowing, Scorpster. May peace be with you.

  • Libra 1-21-24

    Jan 21, 2024… Punching today in the face, yes. Punching others in the face, no. Consider that a handy cheat sheet for life, Libra. With the Moon in Gemini square Saturn in Pisces, the incoming energetic vibes could be a little temperamental. Expect bad attitudes, short tempers, and general misunderstandings to be the order of the day. While it can be tempting to fix someone’s attitude (or their face) for them, you’ll be better served to work on reigning in your own temper and practicing patience with other people. Try to use your quick wit to find the humor in the situation, and maybe you’ll help lighten the mood rather than adding to the attitude. Holster your middle finger, put away your punch, and go knock out the day with humor like you were born to be a comedian!

  • Virgo 1-21-24

    Jan 21, 2024… I hope you’re all stocked up on fire extinguishers, Virgo, because you’ll likely need a butt ton for the fires flaming up this Sunday. With the Moon in Gemini square Saturn in Pisces, it could be a struggle to keep that temper in check. If you do have to let it loose, get fired up so that you can stand up for someone or something important to you — not just because you got a medium rather than a large fry. Don’t burn the whole dang world to the ground. Heading first with aggression likely won’t turn out great. Think, feel, plan. Use your fire for something worthwhile, V. Shoot for the greater good.

  • Leo 1-21-24

    Jan 21, 2024… Boom with that attitude: peace, punch Captain Crunch, I got something you can’t touch! Leo, attitudes could be on high as the Moon in Gemini squares Saturn in Pisces — and reflects vibes that urge ego flare ups. Try to take the high road if people seem testy this Sunday. The power to be better, wiser, and kinder will be yours to wield, Lion. Keep your reactions under control and put a safety cap on those pinchers of yours. Be the high flying superhero the world needs. Rise up!

  • Cancer 1-21-24

    Jan 21, 2024… Wanting to knock together the heads of every member of the Zodiac who rolled up with attitude today would have you primed like a prize fighter from dawn until dusk, Cancer. With the Moon in Gemini square Saturn in Pisces, it could seem like everyone went out and bought brand new sassy pants. As much as you’ll want to apply your compassion and good judgment to everyone, you may need some of it for yourself. Practice a little self-care, and let the others sort themselves out if the energy becomes overwhelming. You’ll already be pre-disposed to take the high road in conflict, but don’t forget to take time for yourself while the rest of the Zodiac goes bananas.

  • Gemini 1-21-24

    Jan 21, 2024… Gemini, you’re here. Take a seat! Gem: literally picks up the chair and walks away. LOL! So, with the Moon in Gemini square Saturn in Pisces, misunderstandings could arise this Sunday. Of course, that doesn’t have to ruin your day by any means. Find the humor in the confusion and learn to laugh when things get a little tangled. Getting frustrated will be a lot less fun than laughing about it. So, laugh it up!

  • Taurus 1-21-24

    Jan 21, 2024… Dropping the f-bomb may seem like the only rational way to burn the day to the ground and start fresh, Bull. But maybe don’t. With the energy today, the energetic vibes could make for short tempers and misunderstandings. While the last thing you may want to do will be to cage your temper, your own high expectations may kick in to remind you that your exacting standards should also apply to yourself. Which means standing up for yourself and others but otherwise taking a big step back to make sure that you don’t roar first and ask questions later. Valuing relationships can mean giving people the benefit of the doubt you’ll likely want extended to you if you end up being the one misunderstood. So, go easy, and err on the side of love.

  • Aries 1-21-24

    Jan 21, 2024… Is that the sound of having to be a tough cookie, Aries? The Moon in Gemini square Saturn in Pisces could have the energetic vibes tilting toward conflict. Leave your sassy pants at home (but don’t forget to don some calmer pants in their place) so that you don’t get a wedgie and feel like lashing out. Or, lashing out at someone for a miscommunication. Burning bridges may be tempting, but a few deep breaths and a large dose of empathy could have you building them instead… for the win.

  • 1-20-24

    Today’s Astrovibe for 1/20/24: The Moon in Taurus will trine Pluto in Cap and then move to Gemini to trine the Sun in Aquarius. Intuition and ideas could be set to the highest heights. The answers to today’s questions may require you to think outside the box. Sometimes things that aren’t simple are the most rewarding, you dig?

  • Pisces 1-20-24

    Jan 20, 2024… Saturday could get lit… if by lit, you mean a thought lightbulb going off in your head. With a Moon in Taurus trine Pluto in Cap and then moving to Gemini to trine the Sun in Aquarius, you could find yourself filled with more ideas than usual, Fishy. All the more to you if things get a little wonky. An unusual solution or complicated idea could see a big payoff if you follow it through. Yeah, I know: follow-through may not be your strong suit, but look at it like a muscle. You’ve got to use it to make it stronger. Take that vision and put it to work for you. Everyone knows you can multitask like no one else, but you could get a bigger, better boost by seeing an idea through to the end. Score!

  • Aquarius 1-20-24

    Jan 20, 2024… Aquarius, in life you learn that sometimes you’ll be thanked for helping others and sometimes you’ll get smacked in the knee with a cane. Today could feel like the latter. With the Moon in Taurus trine Pluto in Cap and then moving to Gemini to trine the Sun in Aquarius, the Universe will try to make a challenge out of helping other people — be helpful anyway. Let your kindness stand out in this world that can all too often seem cruel. You don’t even need to be rewarded when you help someone. Right, WB?! RIGHT. The positive difference you make? That can be reward enough. May your good deeds rain like sparkly confetti on the Universe’s sucky vibe parade.

  • Capricorn 1-20-24

    Jan 20, 2024… You may have your singular focus locked and loaded, Cappy, but the vibes of a Moon in Taurus trine Pluto in Cap and then moving to Gemini to trine the Sun in Aquarius today could have you challenged to give someone else a helping hand. This doesn’t mean to necessarily hand over your life savings to the Go Fund Me for your cousin’s friend’s support peacock, but it does mean that you might be able to use your own life experience to help someone else out. It may not be the thing you most want to do in the moment, but if you challenge yourself to help someone else, you just might find it feels better than ANYTHING you could have done for yourself!