Author: systems

  • Pisces 12-13-23

    Dec 13, 2023… If your partner, best friend, colleague, or boss keeps casually suggesting this awesome Netflix show on tidying, it may be a not-so-subtle hint that you need to get your crap together, Pisces. Look, maybe you aren’t one to leave a literal mess, but I think you’ll admit you’re not always the best at finishing what you start. The Moon in Cap will conjunct Mercury and trine Jupiter in Taurus and the incoming vibes will be awesome for wrapping up (or throwing out, depending) a few of the projects on your backburner. Get ready for a nice, shiny clean slate to start piling projects on. Knowing you, it might only be clean for, like, half a minute before you start making new plans, but breathe deep and enjoy the heck out of that moment. Try applying that clever mind to come up with a self-care plan in the meantime. Right on!

  • Aquarius 12-13-23

    Dec 13, 2023… Seal the deal. Kiss the girl. Put the bow on top of that wrapped present and call it good, Aquarius. Whatever you’ve been working on (or avoiding working on), it’s about darn time you finish it up. The Moon in Cap will conjunct Mercury and trine Jupiter in Taurus, which means the vibes will be ripe for getting done all the crap you’ve been multitasking on. All of the things! All of the productivity! That may require you to put on pants and face the world, but it’ll be worth it. Finishing stuff up never felt so freeing!

  • Capricorn 12-13-23

    Dec 13, 2023… Today’s energy could feel like one super awesome reboot. No, not for your tablet or computer or phone. Just for you. You could be You 2.0 or whatever. With the Moon in Cap conjunct Mercury and trine Jupiter in Taurus, you could find it easier to wrap up projects and start fresh. Not just projects either. If you’ve ticked someone off, today could be good for apologizing, making amends, and starting fresh. If someone’s pissed you off (yeah, you’ll probably need the long list for this one), you could practice a little forgiveness today whether anyone asked for it or not. The vibes will be great for wrapping up old stuff for a nice squeaky clean slate going forward, Cap.

  • Sagittarius 12-13-23

    Dec 13, 2023… It’s the end of the world as we know it! Calm down, Saggy. Just because the Moon in Cap will be conjuncting Mercury and trine Jupiter in Taurus today doesn’t mean it’ll be the end of everything. On the contrary, it’ll help bring you a clean slate and the chance for newness. Wrap up old projects and get ready for the freedom of a fresh, clean plate! Remember, if something ends today, that could just mean the Universe is readying you for some newer, cooler stuff!

  • Scorpio 12-13-23

    Dec 13, 2023… Dream on, Scorpio! No, that’s not sarcasm. The vibes today will be fantastic for dreaming new dreams. But first, you’ll want to finish up your current projects. Don’t leave things undone to pursue new passions or else that crud could haunt you, for reals. Use the energy from the Moon in Cap conjunct Mercury and trine Jupiter in Taurus to conclude your current chapter and get ready to start typing the next arc in your story! Out with the old, in with the brand freaking new!

  • Libra 12-13-23

    Dec 13, 2023… That grin you’ll be rocking could creep someone the heck out. Maybe swap out that laugh from maniacal to pleased, just for good measure. Feels pretty darn good to wrap up projects, doesn’t it, Libra? The Moon in Cap conjunct Mercury and trine Jupiter in Taurus may have you working your booty off to get it done and then enjoying the fruits (preferably in sangria form) of your labor. Soon, you’ll be able to turn the page to a brand new chapter, but before you do that, enjoy the high of success. Now where’s that sangria?

  • Virgo 12-13-23

    Dec 13, 2023… No offense, but you’re looking a little bloated. When’s the last time you took some Pepto? I’m not trying to know your business, but it’s maybe time for a system flush, buddy. You’re in luck because today’s vibes will be all about preparing for a new slate as the Moon hits aspects to Mercury and Jupiter. Deal with the ish that’s been building up so that you’ll be free for new pursuits, Virgo! Lighten your load today and you can chase new dreams tomorrow.

  • Leo 12-13-23

    Dec 13, 2023… Toke, toke, toking on the hookah of today’s productive vibes, Leos will likely be flying HiGH and sTrOnG this Wednesday. The Moon in Cap will be conjunct Mercury and trine Jupiter in Taurus, which means closing up old projects so you can focus on new ventures will be supported by the energies in the air. Your emotional nature and intuitive power shall pair quite well with the energies, like Cabernet Sauvignon and a juicy, rare steak. Yum! Time for some midnight munchie snacks…

  • Cancer 12-13-23

    Dec 13, 2023… The way you could be getting crud done might have people thinking you’ve been commanding yellow minions to help you out under the radar, Cancer. Your natural inclination toward communication and higher thinking could serve you extra well, and with the Moon in Cap conjunct Mercury and trine Jupiter in Taurus, you can expect to check off all the marks on your to-do list for a nice, clean start. Just make sure to enjoy the feeling of success before looking for something else to do. You’ll have earned it!

  • Gemini 12-13-23

    Dec 13, 2023… Beaming from ear to ear, Geminis could seem like they’re on happy pills this Wednesday. Like, I’ll have what they’re having! The vibes today will be productive (times 1,000) which means projects can more easily get wrapped up with neat, little bows — just how Gems like it! With the Moon in Cap’s multiple aspects, you could even feel a little frisky with all these good vibes going around. Eat it up, my friend. For astrology’s sake, you’re overdue for a dose of the goodness!

  • Taurus 12-13-23

    Dec 13, 2023… You know how people say go big or go home? Well, you went big; now you can go home. Insert your version of a touchdown, victory, or general-all-around happy dance here, Taurus. Today will be about completing projects and getting a fresh start. Once you’ve wrapped up whatever crap you’ve got to do while the Moon in Cap conjuncts Mercury and trines Jupiter in Taurus, you could work in some seriously needed (and well-earned) self-care time before you even think about starting the next task. Treat yourself, and enjoy the nice reprieve before it all starts again with a new task. Go have a Bull-worthy rest if you can, my friend, and be proud of how hard you’ve worked to get it done.

  • Aries 12-13-23

    Dec 13, 2023… Aries must love school supplies, right? Everything shiny and new? Well, you may just love the vibes of the Moon in Aquarius. What the hell does that have to do with school supplies, you ask? As well you might! The energy will be ripe for finishing old projects and getting ready for a fresh start with a Moon in Cap conjunct Mercury and trine Jupiter in Taurus. There seems to be a power in a clean slate — in our relationships and at work. Whatever we may have screwed up in the past, a clean slate gives us a chance to try again and do better. It’s so much more than making things shiny and new; we can also use this energy to forgive ourselves and others, work on figuring out our priorities, and even realigning our lives with our dreams. That’s some powerful stuff, am I right??? So focus on wrapping up old projects and getting closure in order to clear the way for good things to come in.