Author: systems

  • Aries 11-28-23

    Nov 28, 2023… Wicked! Your eccentric sense of humor could come out all wrong, earning you serious side eye today, Ram. The Moon in Gemini will be opposing Mercury in Sag, trine Venus in Libra, and square Neptune in Pisces, and an impulsive thought or action could have unintended consequences. While the weird vibes reign, consider reigning yourself in to avoid unexpected outcomes. Or just wait to share your smart Alecky comments with your besties who get you. Think it through, Aries!

  • 11-27-23

    Today’s Astrovibe for 11/27/23: The Moon in Gemini will oppose the Sun in Sag. All signs can look forward to unexpected news or information, or digging beneath the surface to be able to uncover secrets or hidden info.

  • Pisces 11-27-23

    Nov 27, 2023… Imagine the energizer bunny after chugging three Red Bulls and a Monster (don’t ever do that!). Well, that’ll be the vibes coming from Moon in Gemini opposing the Sun in Sag: Intense and all jacked up on energy drinks. Not that we suggest them. People have died drinking too much of that stuff and frankly, we like the whole being alive thing. Now, Fishy, you could do a lot with these vibes. You could get some extra work done, start a cult, or have an explosive meltdown of never before seen proportions. Decisions, decisions. Energized and feeling alive, make the most of the energies. Get your productivity on, Pisces!

  • Aquarius 11-27-23

    Nov 27, 2023… Doing it up against a door or on the nearest floor (desk, kitchen counter) could make the vibes of the Moon in Gemini opposing the Sun in Sag more interesting than a normal Monday. Talk about a Motivational Monday, right??? I don’t know what the “it” in your life is, Aquarius, but you should definitely do it in every room in the house. The energy early could mean surprises in store. Secrets revealed could be used to help you reach your goals, but take care not to use anyone’s vulnerability against them. Play fair, and enjoy the spicy vibes with a clear conscience.

  • Capricorn 11-27-23

    Nov 27, 2023… Congrats, your guinea pig is pregnant! While that might not be the unexpected news you get today (do you even own a furry pig, Cappy?), the Moon in Gemini opposing the Sun in Sag will be sure to stir some sort of surprise ish, especially for you. It could be good news. It could totally blow. IDK! I’m not psychic. I just know how to read the stars. Anyway, I’m going with good because you draw so much good to you and can always see the sunny side, Goat. Peace be with you.

  • Sagittarius 11-27-23

    Nov 27, 2023… Make-out Monday? Is that a thing? No? Too bad. Guess pants it is, then! With the Moon in Gemini opposing the Sun in Sag, chances could be good that you’ll inadvertently dig up a secret. Just take some of that tape you may or may not have been considering for bedroom play and stick it to your mouth before you feel tempted to tell what may not be your business, Saggy. Focus the day’s passion on dealing with your own stuff, flirting, and processing any surprises, but avoid gossip like a manager on a Monday.

  • Scorpio 11-27-23

    Nov 27, 2023… Super spicy time could be coming early (or late, I guess, if your glass is half empty) thanks to the Moon in Gemini opposing the Sun in Sag this lovely Monday. Secret passion will be on the menu for Scorpios. Eat up the energies and let the ecstasy roll on and on (and onnnn). Even if you aren’t with someone or in the mood to go looking, you can use these passionate vibes to tackle anything that gets you going. Who says Mondays have to suck? Only if you’re into it, Scorpster. Only if you’re into it…

  • Libra 11-27-23

    Nov 27, 2023… Detective V is at it again! And by that, I mean you, Libra. With the Moon in Gemini opposing the Sun in Sag, how could you resist the vibes of needing to uncover the truth? More than that, you could be tempted to go the extra mile and dig beneath the surface to uncover some juicy secrets NO MATTER THE COST. Stop digging before you bury yourself, Scales. Better yet, don’t even pick up the dang shovel. Truth has a way of revealing itself in time. No need to hurry it!

  • Virgo 11-27-23

    Nov 27, 2023… Keep the fire department on standby, Virgo, because today could be coming in hot. A Moon in Gemini opposing the Sun in Sag could bring an emotional intensity to the day. Be careful to stay in your lane today — but maybe out of the fire lane, too. Using knowledge that comes to you well couldn’t hurt, but digging into ish that’s none of your business could have you earning someone’s ire and lighting the wrong kind of fire. If you really want to turn up the heat, stick to heating up the sheets. Stay hydrated and you’ll get through the day on top, V.

  • Leo 11-27-23

    Nov 27, 2023… Empaths and sensitive Leos, take cover! You may be tempted to look deeper into situations, but take care: that could lead to overthinking that serves absolutely no one, least of all you! Empathic Lions could use extra TLC today to process the waves of emotion coming in from the rest of the Zodiac. Learning to have healthy boundaries and practice some serious self-care could help you navigate the tumultuous currents without as much as getting your hair wet. Balancing the influx of intensity with time to yourself could help ease the feeling of overwhelm, should it come up. Take as great care of you as you do of everyone else, and you’ll be like a glitter bomb of gloriousness.

  • Cancer 11-27-23

    Nov 27, 2023… If your friends often joke you could go into intelligence for your mad skills at snooping out secrets with little more than a dating profile pic and first name, you might be a Cancer. With the added boost of the Moon in Gemini opposing the Sun in Sag, wanting to go even deeper might be your strong mug of coffee, but be sure to mind your business and focus on your own closet before you go pulling skeletons out of everyone else’s. Still, you could benefit from information uncovered about yourself or others, so stay open, but be sure to keep your nose clean (and out of what doesn’t concern you) for a sweeter smelling (um, feeling?) day.

  • Gemini 11-27-23

    Nov 27, 2023… Surprise, Gem! That’s not me talking, that’s the Universe. This Monday the Moon in Gemini will be opposing the Sun in Sag, meaning Bulls could be in for some unexpected news or information. You’ll just be going about your day and right when your guard begins to waiver — BAM! Truth bomb smacks you in the face. Now, this might be good news, so don’t despair of be afraid. This energy can bring a delightful vibe to spice up your day. Good luck, Gemini.