Author: systems

  • Gemini 11-26-23

    Nov 26, 2023… Fish are friends, not food. Okay, maybe they’re food sometimes, too. Gemini, the vibes this Sunday will be excellent for making new friends or even seeking out love interests thanks to the Moon in Taurus trine Pluto in Cap and then moving into Gemini to oppose the Mars in Sag and Square Saturn in Pisces. Maybe you’ll fall in love with a Fishes (read: Pisces) or find a new pal to explore your interests with. Whether you’re in want of a friend or an extra special friend, the vibes will be in your favor. Get your socializing on, Gem!

  • Taurus 11-26-23

    Nov 26, 2023… Telling your boss where to catch the next handbasket to hell over Zoom might seem like a good idea at the time, but just take a deep breath and say: Not today, Satan. While communication will be flowing freely with a Moon in Taurus trine Pluto in Cap and then moving into Gemini to oppose the Mars in Sag and Square Saturn in Pisces, a better use of the cosmic energy could be asking out a crush to a virtual date, making a new friend, or enjoying a new online flirtation (not Bulls in relationships; you all can sit back down and flirt with the one you’re with). Saying what’s on your mind could get you far as long as you make sure to speak in love, kindness, or humor rather than venting to your boss about your boss (or other annoying human in your life). That’s just a little pro tip you can feel free to use any day in order to make sure the only note you take has someone’s digits and not directions to the nearest unemployment office.

  • Aries 11-26-23

    Nov 26, 2023… Love and solid communication? This is not a drill, Aries! THIS. IS. NOT. A. DRILL. Nor is it a prank. With the Moon in Taurus trine Pluto in Cap and then moving into Gemini to oppose the Mars in Sag and Square Saturn in Pisces, you will likely experience an easier time talking about your feelings, especially when it comes to matters of the heart. I guess technically all feelings are matters of the heart, but you catch my drift. Right? The vibes will be there for you. Gulp down some courage (no, not the liquid kind) and fortify yourself for the talks to come. Have something that’s been on your mind? Share it. You’ve got this, Ram.

  • 11-25-23

    Today’s Astrovibe for 11/25/23: The Moon in Taurus will conjunct Uranus. Smooth sailing could be the name of the game today. So, lick any old wounds you’ve got festering and move forward. Get going!

  • Pisces 11-25-23

    Nov 25, 2023… Fortune shall smile upon you, Pisces, because the Moon in Taurus will conjunct Uranus this Saturday! You can take advantage of the super smart vibes and get a grip on whatever might be feeling out of whack today. Find your harmonious groove and let balance be your guide. Seize the day, Fishy. Uh, like don’t actually seize anything or anywhere. That’d be creepy.

  • Aquarius 11-25-23

    Nov 25, 2023… Who’s got the vibes? You do! You do! You totally fantastic goat, you! High vibing Aquarians could find their idealism manifesting today. Big plans leading to bigger outcomes could be just another day in high-achieving world, and if you feel fierce as a warrior, we can’t blame you. Enjoy seeing your hard work pay off, and maybe take a day off to treat yourself. Bwahahahaha! Forgot who we were talking to there for a second. Fine, take a whole lunch break, and then get back out there to absolutely kill it (in a goal-achieving, totally non-violent way).

  • Capricorn 11-25-23

    Nov 25, 2023… Like bread that’s been perfectly toasted on both sides, harmony and balance will be the name of the game today thanks to the primo vibes coming from Moon conjunct Uranus. Cappy, if your aim has been off recently, a helping of today’s energies can get you back to peak performance as you figure out the root cause of your “off-ness.” Soak up the airy vibes and get ready for the performance of a lifetime, Goat. You can get your aim back to spot-on perfection. Believe in yourself. Make it happen.

  • Sagittarius 11-25-23

    Nov 25, 2023… If you enjoy being slapped in the face by the Universe, then you’re gonna adore the vibes coming from the Moon in Taurus conjunct Uranus. No? Didn’t think so, Saggy. Fortunately, there won’t really be any smacking going on. This Saturday will be a lick-your-wounds-and-move-forward kind of day. Put on your sturdiest suit of armor, grab the first aid kit and get ready to heal from any recent uphill battles. And if the Universe tries to keep you down, guess what? You’re stronger than any woo-woo energies. Whatever struggles come your way, you can deal and overcome. Kick butt and take names — you know, the usual.

  • Scorpio 11-25-23

    Nov 25, 2023… Like a yogi on retreat, you may be feeling one with all today, Scorpio, especially with the energy of a Moon in Taurus conjunct Uranus. SO. So. Much. Energy. Harmonious feelings could have you feeling too at peace to even give the finger to haters. In fact, your natural light could draw others to you hoping that shine will rub off on them a little. Glow on, go on, and let your natural buoyancy create a little light for yourself and others.

  • Libra 11-25-23

    Nov 25, 2023… If I could Xerox everything you say today and fax it right into my frontal lobe, I totally would. Libra, you could be in for a zing of idealism as the Moon in Taurus will conjunct Uranus this Saturday. With all that positivity, you’ll likely be positively productive and showing off your genius. Let the ideas flow as your visionary prowess gets amped up with the energies. If you really run with the vibes, you’ll have so much brain juices pumping that it should be illegal! Unleash your mega mind, Scales.

  • Virgo 11-25-23

    Nov 25, 2023… Could that sparkle be coming from your eyes or the jewels in your royal crown, Virgo? When a Moon in Taurus conjunct Uranus, the energy could marry harmony with idealism. Your lofty standards could have you stepping into your personal power today and feeling strong, my friend. You’ll also be less likely to hold it against other people if they haven’t quite leveled up yet. You could be feeling a deep sense of peace and a desire to move into the next phase. Your courage won’t have you hesitating, and your energy will naturally attract others to be near you — if only to warm themselves by your fire. Expect to inspire and be inspired by your own magnificent mojo, V.

  • Leo 11-25-23

    Nov 25, 2023… It could usually be said that you’re all peace, love, light, and a little tiny glittery glimmer of “go diddle yourself,” Leo. With a Moon in Taurus conjunct Uranus, you could be feeling the light and harmony stronger than the force of darkness. In full no-drama-llama mode, you could be channeling healing energy and be ready to hop on your magical unicorn to move forward into the next great opportunity. Or maybe it’s your SUV, and you’ve got to make a quick stop for gas first. But you get it. Go get your glow on!