Author: systems

  • Libra 11-22-23

    Nov 22, 2023… Know how everyone you work with is an idiot and you’re so much better at your job than they are? Or the morons in your class? Or these small people running around your house that can’t wipe their own butts yet? Well, if you don’t proceed with caution, everyone else will know that’s how you feel, and you’ll be royally screwed. These big Moon in Pisces conjunct Neptune and trine Mars in Scorpio, then moving to Aries to trine the Sun in Sag vibes are spectacular for being the most sensational version of you — but can also feel unpredictable and reactive. Want others to know you work hard? Just do it. Want others to respect you? Set the example. Recognize someone else’s efforts for change and growth. Your work ethic will be badass all on its own today. Just be awesome, unique you, Libra.

  • Virgo 11-22-23

    Nov 22, 2023… “Hold my beer” are three words you never want to hear a Virgo say. Oh, crap. Take cover. Like, you know something interesting is about to happen but it’s also gonna be incredibly off the wall and/or dangerous. V, you have a presence even when you’re not hogging up the spotlight, so maybe take a chill pill every now and again (Like, right now. Today would be great.). Your friendly nature will allow you to enjoy some company without flash or antics. Have fun today, but refrain from being the first to volunteer to jump off the roof. You can have just as much fun watching the others be knuckleheads. Be adventurous but don’t fight for the right to be the center of attention. Find joy in being part of the circle. This new perspective could pleasantly surprise you.

  • Leo 11-22-23

    Nov 22, 2023… Like a shiny horse riding in on a knight, Leos think they’re the tops, and in a lot of ways, let’s face it, they are. The thing is, you Lions practically have energy oozing from your pores, screaming that you’re destined to be someone super important and admired. Yes, you’re awesome. Really, you are. But the Moon in Pisces will be conjunct Neptune and trine Mars in Scorpio, then moving to Aries to trine the Sun in Sag — and you could simply come off as random and awkward with this vibe. So, dial it back a bit, Leo. There are tons of great things about you. You’ve got quite a few things going for ya, and you could do nothing and still draw people to you. So, with this vibe, simply stand back and let them come.

  • Cancer 11-22-23

    Nov 22, 2023… If you feel like wading into a mess today to speak your mind, today’s energies will not, not, not be ideal. I know your heart will be in the right place, but open-cranky-ass-mouth-insert-foot is not the best plan for helping those you love get it together. The Moon in Pisces will be conjunct Neptune and trine Mars in Scorpio, then moving to Aries to trine the Sun in Sag and that, Crabby, can reflect some of the weirdest and scattered feelings you may have. Focus on taking your own emotional temperature and expressing how you feel rather than stepping into a big, stinky pile of someone else’s drama. You’ll thank me later. Now, get out there and do this day like a boss.

  • Gemini 11-22-23

    Nov 22, 2023… Sit your bootylicious self back down and stop telling the bus driver how to shift gears properly, Gem. You gonna be kicked off the dang bus if you don’t reel it in, dude. You really wanna walk all the way home? Yes, you have a tendency to be set in your ways and this Moon in Pisces conjunct Neptune and trine Mars in Scorpio, then moving to Aries to trine the Sun in Sag energy probably doesn’t help, but that doesn’t need to be the vibe that spurs you on today. Let practicality be your guide instead. From a practical standpoint, sometimes it’s better to sit down and let the bus driver do his job, you know? You are so much more than stubbornness. You are also earthy, thoughtful, and brilliant. You’re you and you are awesome, Twins.

  • Taurus 11-22-23

    Nov 22, 2023… Instead of pouring your energies into wondering why the chicken crossed the road, why don’t you think about more important things? Like, yourself? Or better yet, me! More specifically, my advice for Taurus today. The Moon in Pisces conjunct Neptune and trine Mars in Scorpio, then moving to Aries to trine the Sun in Sag today could shed some extra light on your intense imagination and need to create. Your thoughts will likely be running a mile a minute and overflowing with creative juices. While all this energy could lead to a major Bull meltdown if you hold it all in, finding a way to use it and let it all out could result in some amazing ideas and projects! Just use today’s vibes to create some really cool stuff. Don’t hold back and don’t let your mind run in a million different directions. Choose one or two things to focus on and follow them through to their end.

  • Aries 11-22-23

    Nov 22, 2023… You might want to put on a front or fake-book life today, but you’ll be on the receiving end of some serious side eye if you do. Nobody’s got time for that, Aries. You’re a badass who has the capacity to take care of your own business — and everybody else’s, and you don’t have to hide behind anything to look “better”. Today’s incoming Aries Moon energy may call you to put your creative self out there, but it will be even more perfect for being real. A brief real-book moment (in real life or online) will inspire more for yourself than your false eyelash and dog filter moment ever could.

  • 11-21-23

    Today’s Astrovibe for 11/21/23: The Moon in Pisces will square Mercury in Sag. Feeling cute. Might wreck a town later, idk. You know how it goes! Well, don’t wreck any towns (unless they are made of Legos). Watch out for pushing your help on people who don’t want it with this vibe. Be sure it is welcome and respect healthy boundaries!

  • Pisces 11-21-23

    Nov 21, 2023… Ovethinking you life. It’s a Pisces thing. Still, you sometimes reserve some of that energy for overthinking other people’s lives, reactions, motivations and other general external bullship that’s none of your damn business. Dude, goals are meant for improving your own life… not weighing in on everyone else’s. Got it? Instead of trying to change the lives of the people you love, use the energy of the Moon in Pisces square Mercury in Sag to make some decisions about your own life. You will have the power today to be amazing, so channel that vibe into yourself.

  • Aquarius 11-21-23

    Nov 21, 2023… Ever feel like you could eat an entire Chinese buffet by yourself? Ambitious Aquarius says “Challenge accepted!” Whoa, there, WB, slow your eggroll. While it may seem like a great idea to ride the Moon in Pisces square Mercury in Sag vibes of overdoing it today, you honestly don’t have to go that hard. There are days when pushing past your limits isn’t a thing you should try. This day will be one of those days. Have you heard of relaxing and going with the flow? Chillaxing will be one of the best ways to get through the day coming at ya. I know you know how to do that. Take a deep breath and don’t eat that whole buffet. We all know you can do it. You don’t have to prove it.

  • Capricorn 11-21-23

    Nov 21, 2023… Are you ready kids?! Aye, aye Cappy! Don’t get too excited, because this isn’t going to be a fun episode of Bob Sponge Pants Square. Today’s vibes could be interesting and pull you in more than one direction. Do you give in to your laziness or force yourself to be responsible? Honestly, you’ve gotta do what’s best for you today. If you’ve been working hard, then it sure could be time for a break. If you’ve been hardly working, then it very well will be about time to shift gears and get back at it. The side of you that is in the most need — the side you’ve been neglecting — will be the side that you should let win today. Get it on with a little honest self reflection and you’ll know what it is you truly need.

  • Sagittarius 11-21-23

    Nov 21, 2023… My Saggy friend, your intentions might be good, but be careful that people may not want your unsolicited advice, even if pulled to dish some out today with the Moon in Pisces square Mercury in Sag. Your help could do more harm than good if the person you’re offering it to just doesn’t want it. Pushy isn’t going to cut it today, so going right on through will have the exact opposite impact that you may want. Instead of trying to fix someone’s problems, just be there, Sag. Listen without judgment. Be a friend. because we know when an Archer chooses to be the rock for someone, there will be no stopping any team they are on.