Author: systems

  • Sagittarius 11-20-23

    Nov 20, 2023… Sagittarians are masters of the cry-laugh. Are they having a good time or do they want to curl into a ball and stop existing? Hard to tell. Sobbing… Giggling… It’s all the same. Today’s vibes will likely bring out your moody side. You may feel very emotional with the Moon in Pisces conjunct Saturn — if you toss in your wet towel and give into today’s energies. Well, screw that noise. Make today amazing by focusing on the positive, assertive vibes, and try not to absorb any negativity that other humans might be throwing at you like darts at the bar. You don’t need that garbage. Just keep swimming. Your intuition will be on point and easy seas are ahead.

  • Scorpio 11-20-23

    Nov 20, 2023… Like a tornado launching cows, a half dozen random bridges and the Eiffel Tower at anyone nearby, a Scorpio’s foul mood could have them launching pointy objects of opinions at innocent bystanders. Scorpios can be very passionate and fixed in their opinions, especially with the vibes today. Be careful not to push people away with your words, Scorpster. Tell the Universe to suck lemons! You can have an amazing day regardless of the vibes that could encourage your darker side. Before you speak today, think about whether your words are coming from a dark place of harsh emotions or a good place that promotes constructive criticism and love. Choose kindness, lovely Scorpster.

  • Libra 11-20-23

    Nov 20, 2023… Be careful that the face you’re making doesn’t get stuck in permanent stink eye today. Steamrolling over partners, colleagues, and friends might seem like the most expedient way to get it done right — if you don’t care about keeping those relationships. You’ve got determination and drive in spades, but using the strong and emotionally supercharged energy to check off your to-do list will serve you better than using it to push everyone else around. Channel that energy into work, the gym, or some really fantastic loving to work out your mood. What gets you going? Get ON it, Libra.

  • Virgo 11-20-23

    Nov 20, 2023… The Universe is about to make it rain comets and aliens from outer space all over Virgos, but what have the last few years taught us but that the end of the world is what you make it, you know? Are you feeling fine? The vibes today with the Moon in Pisces conjunct Saturn will be specially designed to lead Virgos to some deep insights. Your challenge this Monday, V, will be to use the vibes with all the determination you have (A LOT!). Your love of challenges will aid you in beating the Universe’s attempt at ruining your day. Shove off, Universe! Virgo is gonna shine!

  • Leo 11-20-23

    Nov 20, 2023… How many Lions does it take to change a lightbulb? Well, one to realize the bulb’s gone out, one to figure out how long it’s been since the bulb was last replaced, one to decide who’s fault it is that the bulb burned out, several to monitor the replacement of the bulb, another to serve the chips and dip… With today’s vibes, Leos could seriously tick some people off with their tendency to “help.” Reel it in, Lion. The Universe’s vibe can’t control you. Shake off the Moon in Pisces conjunct Saturn vibes, flash the Universe a smile and the bird, and be the amazing human YOU are. Change the world for the better, starting today, one light bulb at a time.

  • Cancer 11-20-23

    Nov 20, 2023… You may teeter between “love me” and “get out of my flipping face” today, which could be a tad confusing for those who love you. Sure, they ought to know by now that your moods can be as unpredictable as a weather forecast, in this case, when the Moon in Pisces conjuncts Saturn. Deep into feels and overthinking, you could be tempted to push away the ones you love, which could mess up your very real desire to cuddle and connect. Emotional intelligence is Crab’s specialty, and self-care could help keep you from falling into negative self-talk that will likely be going on in your head. Take care of you first, then you’ll be ready to be close to the ones you love without being tempted to hit them with an f-bomb when you really, truly want a connection that isn’t just surface stuff. Get on out there and connect!

  • Gemini 11-20-23

    Nov 20, 2023… Today’s vibes could send Geminis in to steal the crown. What crown? King or Queen Badass, of course. If you give in to the lower side of today’s vibes, you’ll have everyone on high alert and walking on eggshells. You don’t have to walk around with spears shooting from your eyes and claws out, though. The Moon in Pisces conjunct Saturn can have a “lower your weapon” vibe today, though. So, practice a little centering, calming meditation to keep your emotions chill. Adjust your crown and rule your day.

  • Taurus 11-20-23

    Nov 20, 2023… Your best meanie face may warn people to steer clear today, but it won’t help your relationships if you wear it. With the energy of the Moon in Pisces conjunct Saturn, you may feel like knocking people’s heads together until they get on board with your ideas, but your tendency to get hot under the collar could alienate if kick it up a notch. Breathe. Meditate. You’re powerful, but don’t forget that stuff requires diplomacy, too. Got it? Now get out there and own the day like the magnificent Bull you are.

  • Aries 11-20-23

    Nov 20, 2023… Welcome to a Moody Monday, Ram. Don’t be surprised if your friends and colleagues throw Snickers at you in hopes you’ll eat one and change back into your normal loving self. Your moods can be as shifty as the sea, and instead of letting the currents of your emotions drag you down, try sticking to shallow water and avoid those currents altogether. Turn off the news. Avoid social media drama. In fact, avoid all drama. While the Moon in Pisces will conjunct Saturn, you have some extra special intuitive powers, and if you use those today… you are going to nail your Monday so hard that it screams your name.

  • 11-19-23

    Today’s Astrovibe for 11/19/23: The Moon in Aquarius will square the Sun and Mars in Scorpio and Uranus in Taurus. A fresh outlook could involve striving for perfection… or at least better, more specific goals. Excitement, new projects, or harvesting the end of a project or situation can all show up with an energy like this.

  • Pisces 11-19-23

    Nov 19, 2023… A maniacal laugh accompanied by rubbing hands together in glee, while entertaining for you, could be mildly disturbing to others. Instead, celebrate the end of a project or reaping the rewards of a decision with lunch out with friends or drinks at happy hour. You know, something less unnerving than looking like a mad scientist on the brink of discovery, Pisces. Your enthusiasm, and your token charisma, could be contagious today. The energy of the Moon in Aquarius square the Sun and Mars in Scorpio and Uranus in Taurus could have the vibes utterly swooning with possibilities. With the intuitive vibes flowing, you’ll be able to turn your attention to new projects, goals, and dreams, Fishy… but celebrate your wins first. You earned it!

  • Aquarius 11-19-23

    Nov 19, 2023… Deciding that you’re going to stay in bed all day does not count as a “life plan”, Aquarius. Maybe you should rethink your goals, buddy. You can’t sleep away your days forever. And the vibes today will actually be great for developing better, more specific goals. You could benefit from having something to work towards, honestly. True intentions give you motivation and a purpose in life. Focus on that thing that that puts a spark back in your soul and a twinkle in your eye (no, pouring glitter down your pants doesn’t count). Strive for something more!