Author: systems

  • Libra 10-29-23

    Oct 29, 2023… Ever wondered what it would be like to ride to Hell in a handbasket? Well, you just may find out this Sunday, Libra, and it probably won’t be nearly as fun as you’ve imagined. The vibes today could be bringing some problems to the battlefront. Now, if you have stayed on top of your game through this screwed up year, you could just discover that this war will be easier to win than you’d imagined. But if you’ve been sticking your fingers in your years and yodeling, “LALALALA” the whole time, you’ve brought an army of mutant sharks on yourself, pal. I hope you have a handbasket at the ready! But, Scales, remember that once you put your mind to working towards a solution, not even a whole army can stop you! Are you fierce?! Hell yeah! Are you ready to get through this Sunday? Let’s fecking DO this, buddy!

  • Virgo 10-29-23

    Oct 29, 2023… If you’ve been tripping over bodies on your way to the top rather than lending a helping hand, it could catch up with today, Virgo. The Moon in Taurus conjunct Uranus could bring to the surface issues that you’ve been avoiding or consequences of choices you’ve made. Good choices yield good consequences, but bad ones…. Well, you may need to pull on some boots for the crap you’ll be wading through. Don’t worry; you’re not screwed completely just because you tripped time or two on your way to achieving all your goals. If you don’t like the direction you’re going, pull up your fancy undergarments and make your life what you want rather that something that happened to you.

  • Leo 10-29-23

    Oct 29, 2023… NOBODY PUTS BABY IN THE CORNER. Sure, the Universe may try to back Leos into the corner as any difficult situations you’ve been dealing with could come to a climax. Unfortunately, if you’ve been putting things on the back burner because you didn’t want to deal with them, the results might have you bracing for impact. On the other hand, if you have stayed on top of issues in your life, you may find that this spit storm doesn’t have enough power to mess up your hair, let alone push you backwards. Either way, deciding to take control over what you CAN change will be key to getting through this day. Plant your feet firmly on the ground, Lion, to better keep your precious balance. It’s time to show the Universe what you’re made of!

  • Cancer 10-29-23

    Oct 29, 2023… The Universe will be making you breakfast this Sunday and the main dish will be a huge helping of what in the world is going on, served with a side of hashbrowns! But, that’s 2023, am I right? Cancer, if you’ve been sailing on higher vibes and really staying on top of issues, you may just find that stuff turns out to be better than you imagined. If you’ve been struggling to put on a brave face and maybe have tried ignoring your problems, you could be in for a stale breakfast biscuit. So, this Sunday, spit it out and take decisive action and have brunch on your own terms. Take that, Universe!

  • Gemini 10-29-23

    Oct 29, 2023… Geminis are the type of people who imagine that the clouds are dragons and dream of riding them away towards the end of the world. Unfortunately for them, this Sunday probably won’t be full of fluffy clouds. Instead, get ready for a tsunami slam. If you haven’t asserted your will or made conscious choices to work on your issues, what you get today will be a result of your inaction. You see, Gem? One does not simply dream their way to Mordor. It takes swords, bows, and axes to work your way towards solutions. Uh, figuratively, of course. So, get your butt off the grass and your head out of the clouds. These super waves could become as calm as a ripple on a pond’s surface. The key to change is within you. Time to take action!

  • Taurus 10-29-23

    Oct 29, 2023… Sit down and get ready for your world to start shaking! Today, Taureans could be faced with an earthquake from the tectonic plates that have been moving towards them. Those problems that have been building up in your life? Whether you’ve been preparing to take cover or have been spending your time ignoring the warnings will seriously impact how you get through these seismic tremors. You are NOT the Universe’s victim, but in order to deal with problems, you need to actually DEAL with them. You dig me? Prepare for battle, Bulls. It’s deal o’clock.

  • Aries 10-29-23

    Oct 29, 2023… Damn! Ouch! Quit that! Nothing hurts as much as a gut-punch of truth, am I right? Moon in Taurus will conjunct Uranus. The vibe will be strong for bringing situations to a head, and whether or not things go well will depend on the choices you’ve made. Problems ignored may come in like a hit, while problems you’ve diligently tackled with your passion and determination will likely resolve better than you ever thought they would. If you find yourself doubled over and aching, don’t let it disempower you. You’re never a victim of fate, and today will be no exception. Use whatever happens today to push you toward your goals. You are amazing and a tenacious badass — capable of achieving anything.

  • 10-28-23

    Today’s Astrovibe for 10/28/22: The Moon in Taurus will conjunct Jupiter and oppose the Sun, Mercury and Mars in Scorpio. This will be a great vibe for learning, sharing, or growth. If you’re not the adult in the room, someone else WILL be, and could rain on your parade. Still, doing the right thing, the grown-up thing will come more easily that usual. Good decisions could be at your fingertips.

  • Pisces 10-28-23

    Oct 28, 2023… If you pour Miracle Grow on a baby, will it grow up to be a giant? Well, let’s not try that. Instead, the Miracle Grow will be getting sprinkled on Fishies and the vibes are going to be fan-flippin-tastic for growth. Well, you may not physically grow any taller (ugh…), but your mental and spiritual essence could see a BOOM and expansion today. Just when you thought you’d have nothing but a holly jolly hangover, the Universe sends you a growth opportunity. Use the vibes today to become better than you were yesterday! Seek out knowledge and things that enrich your spirit. You can’t stay a kid forever, Pisces. Embrace the vibes and get ready to bloom!

  • Aquarius 10-28-23

    Oct 28, 2023… I don’t want to grow up, I’m an Aquarius kid…. If you didn’t sing that to the tune of the Toys R Us jingle, what planet are you from? Your keen wit and super multitasking talents will help you out today — but only if you choose to adult rather than, say, build a blanket fort and hide out all dang day. The strong vibes of the Moon in Taurus conjunct Jupiter and opposing the Sun, Mercury and Mars in Scorpio will have the Zodiac split into Bosses or B*tches. Don’t want to be someone’s b*tch? No? Then, use the energy to take the lead. The energy will be strong for good decisions, personal growth, and learning something new.

  • Capricorn 10-28-23

    Oct 28, 2023… Who’ll be adulting like mad today? That would be you, Cappy. The energy of the Moon in Taurus conjunct Jupiter and opposing the Sun, Mercury and Mars in Scorpio will have you vibing on the personal growth train. Making good decisions and showing that you can, in fact, be a boss. Maybe you tackle a project you’ve been putting off. Maybe you just haul your depressed butt out of bed and take a shower. Whatever step you take forward will likely pay off in a big way. Go on, you badass you!

  • Sagittarius 10-28-23

    Oct 28, 2023… Ready to get woke? Here’s the skinny: Sagittarians are generally fantastic, intellectual guides for others, but they aren’t necessarily the best at helping themselves. That can change today because the vibes this Saturday will be great for personal growth. Your love of happy endings? That starts with you. You make your own happy ending. Use the vibes of growth with the Moon in Taurus conjunct Jupiter and opposing the Sun, Mercury and Mars in Scorpio to become a better version of yourself who faces reality as it comes. Your weaknesses will only stay weaknesses until you decide to improve yourself. What a revelation! Time to grow, Saggy.