Author: systems

  • Sagittarius 10-27-23

    Oct 27, 2023… Sagittarians could be feeling like the baddest MFers this Thursday thanks to the Moon in Aries conjunct Chiron. While these vibes will be great for ringing in the weekend, you’ll want to be sure to find a good place to channel them. Too much of a good thing can be really bad, Saggy. You dig me? Cool. Lunch isn’t delightful at all on its way back UP. Instead, you might try sharing your ideas, put on a brave face and deal with a problem (or person) that’s been nagging at you recently, or maybe take over the tri-state area. Try for some good old fashioned progress propelled by confidence, Sag. Who knows what you can achieve?

  • Scorpio 10-27-23

    Oct 27, 2023… Feeling spicy, Scorpster? When aren’t you? You just might feel spicy times a thousand today. And energetic. And maybe a little nosy because, let’s be honest, Scorpios love seeking out answers for things they don’t understand. That being said, you’ll want to avoid the desire to be all-knowing because you may end up prying into people’s lives and WAY overstepping your bounds. And then you might get unfriended on Facebook. Or even IRL. What a buzz kill that would be! So, enjoy the good vibes that will be coming at you and IDK maybe don’t use them to become a version of Sherlock. I know, I know: it makes the weekend parties interesting — until you’re uninvited from future ones. Sound like a plan? Sweet. Carry on, luscious Scorpster.

  • Libra 10-27-23

    Oct 27, 2023… Stepping on a freaking Lego with bare feet pales in comparison to the pain caused by seeing someone mess up your space. Remember that Lego pain when you feel tempted to mess up someone else’s good vibes. The Moon in Aries conjunct Chiron vibe today will give you a surge of energy, one you’d love to use to get stuff done, but if you forget the bigger picture of how other people could be impacted, you might inadvertently harsh someone else’s happy buzz in the process. Focus on the uplifting, Libra. Keep that spirit of generosity in your heart and show everyone else how it’s done!

  • Virgo 10-27-23

    Oct 27, 2023… Like a kitty who just got a double dose of catnip, Virgos will likely find themselves feeling energetic, wild, and jumping off of bookcases and into the TV… So, just be sure to find a good way to channel all this holiday energy. If you start a new project or invest in something new and feel the need to go all in — which you probably will because, well, you’re a Virgo — just be sure it’s something that moves you forward rather than sets you back. Other than that, enjoy the vibes and do the things that bring light to your flaming spirit. Ride into the flipping sunset, you beautiful beast, you.

  • Leo 10-27-23

    Oct 27, 2023… Imagine how excited a vampire locked in a room full of blood bags would be… Just: WOW, right? Well, just wait until you see the Leos flying on the high vibes this Friday. You, Lion, could be feeling really energetic and ready to take on the world, just be sure to find a good place to channel it. There will be so much potential for your passionate side to be used for the greater good, but your own self-interest could have you falling downhill. Channel today’s energetic vibes into useful activities. Don’t give into temptation and guzzle down the entire storage room full of blood bags, okay? Seize opportunities, not just for yourself, but for the good of those you love, too.

  • Cancer 10-27-23

    Oct 27, 2023… Deck the halls with boughs of holly, retail therapy makes you jolly… Wait! Is that not how it goes? Isn’t it only just Halloween? Buying all the things seems like the answer, right? Wrong! Buying all the things seems like a way to end up in monumental debt. Step away from the plastic. In fact, put down the fork, too, because eating all the desserts will also be a bad idea. The energy of the Moon in Aries conjunct Chiron could have you bubbling with excitement, Crabby. Make the vibe work for you by focusing that energy into a positive direction — like being kind or giving back to the community. Share some of that joy outside of yourself, and I’m sure you’ll deck the halls without climbing the walls.

  • Gemini 10-27-23

    Oct 27, 2023… Today’s forecast predicts a whole lot of energy with a slight chance of overindulgence. Sure, Gemini may be brainy, but that doesn’t mean they’re immune to overdoing things and overindulging themselves. Quite the contrary. Your love of things could have you diving deep into overindulgence — and maybe getting one big hangover from it. Enjoy the energizing vibes but don’t go over the edge and down the black hole of too much goodness. Keep your goals clear at the forefront of your mind and you’ll do just fine with that secret wild side of yours. Now, that’s not to say that you shouldn’t maybe try to pamper yourself a wittle bit today. Just don’t go overboard and book an entire spa resort to yourself, right? Make these good vibes work for you so that you can get stuff done and enjoy your life in the process. Easy-peasy for the determined Twin, right?

  • Taurus 10-27-23

    Oct 27, 2023… Look, Bull, your passionate nature is just one of the many reasons people love you — but you may want to back the feck up just a little today and try to cool your jets. The Moon in Aries will conjunct Chiron, and you’ll be feeling the waves of energy for this, um, interesting weekend. Energy may be all well and good — you know, after everyone’s had coffee and a chance to wake up — but too much can come across as overbearing. I’m not saying don’t be you. Channel your energy into the things that will make your life better like tackling a goal or putting a little romance back into your relationship. Keep being passionate, wonderful you — but make that energy your b*tch today instead of the other way around.

  • Aries 10-27-23

    Oct 27, 2023… “Aries need cuddles!” If this was a sit-in, that’d be your chant, Ram. Your need for connection can be fierce, and it’s possible that you may over-do it, strangling your friends, family, and partners with all of the oodles of love and affection you want to give. No more oodles, Chicken Noodles! You may be feeling enthusiastic with the Moon in Aries conjunct Chiron, but suffocating those you love won’t help your relationships. Express your love with a healthy understanding of boundaries and personal space, and you may find you’ll get the cuddles you need without the overwhelm of oodles.

  • 10-26-23

    Today’s Astrovibe for 10/26/23: The Moon will move into Aries today. You could face challenges about what you believe or feel like you don’t have control. Well, you don’t. The fact that you think you control things is all in your head. We only control ourselves. Could be surprises in store… and they will be good or junk based on how you handle them. So keep that brilliant mind of yours all the way open!

  • Gemini 10-26-25

    You could be in need of a little external stimulation today, Gemini. Are you feeling a restless vibe? So why not go out for a short walk for a little excitement or start a new adventure? You can get a nice refreshing dose of freedom, making it easier to relax. Even if you’re stuck in, a great book or movie that can transport you to another world could be just what you need to let your wild heart roam.

  • Pisces 10-26-23

    Oct 26, 2023… Today might feel like juggling knives, swords, and hand grenades… on a unicycle… on a flipping high wire… blindfolded. Pisces may feel like life is spinning out of control. Where did the last two years go? Are there still murder hornets? Well, you’d be right: everything is out of control. Your quick wit and ability to juggle your responsibilities will get you far, but you don’t actually control everything. Understanding what you can and can’t control won’t make you feel helpless; it’ll actually make you feel freaking powerful. Take charge of what’s in your power to change, and let the rest of that mess go.