Author: systems

  • Scorpio 12-4-23

    Dec 4, 2023… You might be hella intense, Scorpio, but when you care about someone, you care deeply. That’s just how it is. And with the attachment vibes in the air, you could find yourself drawn to the feeling of needing to be needed. Your optimism and sense of humor might be just what someone needs to help them through the day. Be wary not to get pushy with your attempts to help though. Nobody wants a dirty sock shoved down their throat, yeah? Find your balance of being helpful but not forceful. You can do it!

  • Libra 12-4-23

    Dec 4, 2023… The steadfast heart of a Libra could be feeling unsteady when faced with the unknown. Are you destroying daisies? Do they love you? Do they not? Who the heck knows? Spreadsheets and carefully constructed plans won’t provide you with an easy lifehack for relationship goals. With the Moon in Virgo opposing Saturn in Pisces, trine Mercury in Cap and square Mars and the Sun in Sag, you could be feeling an unusual desire to lean on someone — romantic or otherwise. You may hate feeling un-steady, but asking for what you need could help the world feel right again. Sing your heart out!

  • Virgo 12-4-23

    Dec 4, 2023… Running off to join the circus is not the answer. First off, clowns are forking terrifying. And do you really like heights enough for the high wire? Now, running away may sound exciting — especially if it gets you away from your problems, right? The Moon in Virgo will opposing Saturn in Pisces, trine Mercury in Cap and square Mars and the Sun in Sag, and today’s energy could make escape seem like an attractive possibility. But with your circus dreams crushed by Yours Truly and no lottery winnings or private island of your own, you’ll be better off dealing with those pesky emotions in the least confrontational way possible — with loving kindness and self-care. Speak from a place of love where conflict arises, and make sure to work in plenty of time to treat yourself when the day’s work is done. Virgo, a relaxing shower, cold brew, and reruns of your show of choice just might help you find your center amid all the feels.

  • Leo 12-4-23

    Dec 4, 2023… Whoa, whoa, whoa. What’s with all the goop everywhere?? What in the heck have you been up to, Lion?! Well, with the vibes coming from the Moon in Virgo opposing Saturn in Pisces, trine Mercury in Cap and square Mars and the Sun in Sag, you could be surrounded by mushy feelings galore. That’s the scoop on the goop. Watch out, because your social nature could lead the other signs feeling like they can cling to you. The vibe will coincide with those more emotional types feeling like they wanna lose themselves in someone. Keep it cool, Leo. Find your center. These vibes can’t steer you into clingy-town unless you let them. You’re driving this car. Choose the destination.

  • Cancer 12-4-23

    Dec 4, 2023… Symptoms: all the feels, all the needs, all the time. Struggling for chill feels could be a contributing factor. That Moon in Virgo opposing Saturn in Pisces, trine Mercury in Cap and square Mars and the Sun in Sag energy could have you twisted up with emotional soup, Crabby. The treatment? Get to the bottom of what you’re feeling and why. You may be tempted to give some serious side eye (inner eye? Third eye?) to your feelings, but remember the feels won’t be the problem. It’s all about what you do with them. Need more love? Ask for it. Need a break? Speak up. Need 16 donuts, a large coffee, and a nap? — um, no one needs that many donuts, but maybe 1 donut. Feel the feels, and don’t expect someone else to swoop in and save you from feeling them. Take care of you, and ask for what you need. Rise up like a boss.

  • Gemini 12-4-23

    Dec 4, 2023… Fork Mondays and fork feelings. And while we’re at it, fork the vibes today. You feel me, Gemini? Actually, you’ll probably be feeling A LOT of things thanks to the Moon in Virgo opposing Saturn in Pisces, trine Mercury in Cap and square Mars and the Sun in Sag. Empathy abound! Instead of tucking your tail between your legs and hiding under the couch, why not try using the sensitive energies to help someone out today? I’m sure someone could really benefit from having you as a life coach, because… let’s face it — you’ve got it going ON — and you’ll get to channel your emotions into something you love.

  • Taurus 12-4-23

    Dec 4, 2023… The thing about being so damn magnetic is that you can also repel people when your energy doesn’t align with theirs. With the Moon in Virgo opposing Saturn in Pisces, trine Mercury in Cap and square Mars and the Sun in Sag, you might get it twisted. You could put out the kind of energy guaranteed to have love interests, friends or fam running for the hills. This vibe could have someone who didn’t bother to read their horoscope singing an ear-splitting cover of All by Myself in your shower rather than being the wise Bull YOU get to be. Remember that your whole shtick involves bravery. And you can’t be brave without being vulnerable. Speak up and tell the ones you love what you need without expecting them to intuit it from your weird ass behavior. You may find that they’ll be attracted to your honesty and happy to help.

  • Aries 12-4-23

    Dec 4, 2023… Grab some floaties and maybe a swim diaper (do they make it in adult sizes??) because this energy will come in like a tidal wave, Ram. It could knock you on your ass or take you safely to shore — kind of depends on how you handle the waves of emotional energy coming from this vibe. You may be feeling all the feels, but if you don’t pair those feels with some logic and patience, you could feel like you’re losing yourself. Maybe pair the feels with chocolate. And whatever else helps you manage the day. BUT, take care not to overindulge, and keep your head above water. You are an amazing intuitive and spicy soul, so you’ve got this!

  • 12-3-23

    Today’s Astrovibe for 12/3/23: The Moon in Leo will square Uranus in Taurus. All those things that have been building up? This may be a great vibe to get it all out there and off your chest. All the hurts could be easier to talk about. You’ve got this.

  • Pisces 12-3-23

    Dec 3, 2023… There are so many lies about life out there. People make it up as they go. This is called adulting. There are a few things that are absolutely true though, Pisces: haters gonna hate, players gonna play, and overthinkers gonna overthink. Now, don’t hide your truth. Show us on this doll where all the feels and thoughts hurt you. Oh, yeah… that’s the spot! Actually, with the Leo Moon square Uranus in Taurus, today will bring in a special energy for letting that crud out. Journal it. Sit down for a come-to-Jesus (or other higher power) talk with a friend. Be honest about what’s hurting you in order to let it go and move past it. Slide right through Sunday, Fishy!

  • Aquarius 12-3-23

    Dec 3, 2023… Ready to scream yet? Have you felt like you’ve been on a long trip to hell on a 32 year old, three legged mule? You’ve probably been simmering with frustration for a while, Aquarius, and we both know that if you don’t deal with it soon, we’re all in for an eruption. With the Leo Moon square Uranus in Taurus today, it could be easier than usual to talk about all the feels you’re having without exploding and to finally Pick up the pace toward your goals. Plus, bonus: you’re going to want to trust your intuition when it comes to working through the big feels — without needing to erupt into a long string of F-Bombs. Get on out there and doooo it.

  • Capricorn 12-3-23

    Dec 3, 2023… Never let anyone treat you like you’re normal glue. You’re frigging glitter glue, Cappy. Your loyal nature could lead you to feel like friends are jabbing you in your vulnerable spots this Sunday with the Leo Moon square Uranus in Taurus. Instead of pushing down your feelings — or worse, feeling like you deserve being treated poorly — remember that you are fabulous glitter glue and you are worth a thousand sparkles of goodness! You hold the world together with your sparkle and shine. Don’t let people step all over you, dammit. But remember, some slights might not be intended at all, as it might just be an emotional day all around. So, don’t put yourself (or your feelings) last and you could feel pretty damn powerful today.