Author: systems

  • Aquarius 10-26-23

    Oct 26, 2023… As twisted as the imagination of Edgar Alan Poe, Aquarians will likely feel as though they have no control today and could get super out of whack because of it. Well, WB, I don’t know which of you needs to hear this but: you don’t. You. Do. Not. Have. Control. The belief that you control things is all in your head. Really, the only thing you have control over is yourself. This may be a hard pill to swallow for the Water Bearer, but hey — at least you’re pretty sure to land on Santa’s Nice list, right? Plus, it’s a gift to figure out that not everything is your fault or responsibility. Today’s vibes will be great for learning to let go of your need for control. Try not to micromanage the holiday season. Baby steps, WB. Baby steps.

  • Capricorn 10-26-23

    Oct 26, 2023… If adulting feels like a roller coaster you never wanted to ride in the first dang place today, join the club. Well, it’s really more like a support group. Hello, I’m a Cap, and I want off this fracking ride. Same, Cap… same. Today you could be feeling like you don’t have any control over your life. No, you can’t control what life throws at you, but you sure as heck can choose what to do with it. So pull on your grownup underwear (maybe bring an extra pair for life’s unexpected twists), and figure out what you can change and what you can’t. The incoming Moon in Aries vibe could throw some surprises your way, but the day you’ll have will depend on what you do. Make it a fabulous one.

  • Sagittarius 10-26-23

    Oct 26, 2023… Blub, blub. Like a fish swimming through the ocean, minding its own damn business, KABLAM. T-boned by a submarine. What do ya know?! Well, since Sagittarians aren’t fish, the surprises in store for you this Wednesday may not be THAT dramatic, but they’ll probably keep you on your toes. Your day will turn out to be awesome sauce or total crap based on how you handle it. Even not so pleasant situations have a rainbow at the end of them, if you bother looking for them. Let your romantic, fantastical imagination be your guide today. Get to it, Saggy.

  • Scorpio 10-26-23

    Oct 26, 2023… Well, Scorpster, prepare to wake up today and get backhanded with the sudden realization that you don’t have control over a dang thing. Surprise! You do, however, have the power to control yourself. Nothing more, nothing less. On the bright side, that means the Universe can’t control you. That job’s already taken, thank you very much! So, no matter what the Universe throws at you this Thursday, step up to the plate and knock it out of the park. Don’t feel like playing baseball? You may not be able to change the game, but you sure as hell can choose to put down the bat and walk away from the diamond (or the opinionated relative). Go get a cookie or something.

  • Libra 10-26-23

    Oct 26, 2023… Do Libras like surprises? Maybe! Depends what the surprise is! Well, today could be filled with awkward little surprise moments, like a surprise birthday party for you even though it isn’t your birthday. Or getting condolence cards in the mail for your Uncle Barnabos’s passing. Like, who even has an uncle named Barnabos??? NOT YOU (PSA: Sorry if you do. Sorrier if he’s dead.). At any rate, there will likely be surprises in store, Scales. Thanks a ton, Universe! They will be good or crap based on how you handle them. Will you rage quit this day or blaze brightly with optimism? It’s all on you, buddy.

  • Virgo 10-26-23

    Oct 26, 2023… Imagine a huge snow-covered mountain. You think “peaceful”. Meanwhile, the rest of the Zodiac might be clinging to the cliffs looking worried and thinking about frostbite, but Virgos will be moving through the day making it look easy. Overcoming obstacles is just another day in the life for determined Vs, and you’ll just get a better perspective on your goals that way. The Moon will move into in Aries, and the energy will reveal that you may not be in control, the way you always assume you are. Whether or not a fork in the road or a boulder dropped on your path brings you frustration or determination will depend entirely on your attitude and your flexibility. As long as you remember that you control how you respond to the environment, you’ll make it, Virgo.

  • Leo 10-26-23

    Oct 26, 2023… Leos could have a big surprise coming their way! These surprises will be g-r-e-a-t, like Frosted Flakes. Or perhaps they’ll be total poop. Depends on whether or not you like sugar coated corn flakes. Well, actually, it all depends on you, Lion. Will you fly high on good vibes and use that noggin of yours to problem solve and get through life’s little surprises? Or will you fall apart at the seams and crabby crawl on the ground with your lowest vibes? The choice is yours. I know you’re going to nail this day… no matter what comes.

  • Cancer 10-26-23

    Oct 26, 2023… Smarty pants or sassy pants? Do any of them have ghosts on them? That would be cool! Either pants you choose, the Moon moves to Aries, and your know-everything attitude may falter. So, maybe choose the pants your butt looks the best in and skip the others. Figuring out that you don’t have all the answers doesn’t have to be the end of the world as you know it. You may find that the freedom to sometimes be wrong and learn something new gives you greater power in the decisions that you make. Plus, it saves room for surprises. Step into the good old driver’s seat of change knowing that your ass looks great and you get to choose the road you take.

  • Gemini 10-26-23

    Oct 26, 2023… Well, Gem, get prepared for a wake-up call. You’re about to get woke AF. The vibes today will be all about facing challenges in what you believe. Will your faith be shaken? Will you crumble under pressure? Or will you come out on top like the badass Gemini that I know you are?! Life is full of surprises and challenges, but whether you crumble beneath the pressure or beat the Universe into a bloody pulp is something you’ll have to own all on your own. Don’t give up. Do give it your all.

  • Taurus 10-26-23

    Oct 26, 2023… Bystanders may be unsure if your slow blink today will be communicating Morse code or if that’s just your WTF-face. Bulls often have natural-born practicality, and it can actually be quite the surprise when you learn that there are things that actually fall outside of your control — like every-dang-body else. The good news? You can control your dang self. Once you realize just how much power lies in controlling your own thoughts and behaviors, you’ll be ready for any surprises that could pop up today. Own that stuff, the way Taureans were meant to!

  • Aries 10-26-23

    Oct 26, 2023… Forecast calls for a lot of WTAF mixed with regular showers of oh heck no. Scuttling in and out your bedroom may seem like a reasonable strategy when dealing with the energy of the Moon heading into Aries. Challenges may have you feeling a little out of control. To weather the storm, come up with a strategy to empower yourself to make it the best it can be. Take a shower (you’ll smell better). Reach for a piece of fruit rather than an over-processed snack. Drink all the damn water everyone says we need to drink. The kind of day you’ll be having will depend entirely on what you do with it.

  • 10-25-23

    Today’s Astrovibe for 10/25/23: The Moon in Pisces will oppose Venus in Virgo and conjunct Neptune today. You could be moody and not know where to channel that or express yourself with a vibe like this. Being able to find a way to communicate what’s on your mind can help you learn something, just don’t get stuck in old ideas or ideals. Even if things feel heavy, there is opportunity to reinvent yourself. Tear the old stuff down. Build it back up!