Author: systems

  • 10-24-23

    Today’s Astrovibe for 10/24/23: The Moon in Pisces will conjunct Saturn and trine the Sun, Mercury, and Mars in Scorpio. Excitement could be in store. There could be extra ability to use some of your personal struggles to help someone else with this vibe. BUT you could get a little too big for your britches or want to blindly defend your viewpoint. So, go forth kindly!

  • Pisces 10-24-23

    Oct 24, 2023… Yeah, yeah, yeah: you’re a Boss — the Queen or King of all. At least, you could be feeling that way today. This exciting energy can be a good thing if you use it to help out a friend rather than to tell everyone how you think they should live their lives. Use today’s powerful energy to let go of worn-out ways of thinking to open up to new perspectives. Growing might feel uncomfortable, but it’s a hell of a lot better than being the belly-up Fish. You’re an Old Soul capable of great things if you’ll relax on being right — if only for today.

  • Aquarius 10-24-23

    Oct 24, 2023… Be careful not to fall off your high horse with all the excitement buzzing in the air today, Water Bearer. Your judgment and finger shaking isn’t needed, but your experiences could be helpful to someone else who’s struggling. Opening your mind rather than your mouth could help you learn something new while helping someone out. Use your excellent balance to avoid opening mouth and inserting foot. You can do it!

  • Capricorn 10-24-23

    Oct 24, 2023… Capricorns tend to be about as excited for change as most people are about a colonoscopy. Today, excitement and new feelings could be in store. While Goats often get a bit tied down by resisting change — like literally change of any type gives them indigestion — try embracing the vibes of newness. Don’t fight the vibes! Instead, embrace change. Maybe it’s about time for some growing pains. Expand your horizons! Explore new territory! Work with the vibes to grow and let go of the old and outdated. Sometimes you gotta clean out your fridge and get rid of the moldy blueberries that got shoved to the back, you know? Sure, change isn’t necessarily easy, but it can be rejuvenating and a nice “change” of pace (LOL. See what I did there?). Embrace it. Throw out the moldy fruit, Cap.

  • Sagittarius 10-24-23

    Oct 24, 2023… Every day is leg day when you run from your problems, right, Saggy? I know it’s 5 o’clock somewhere, but those pesky emotions aren’t going to go away because you’re hiding from them (or running from them, drinking them away). The Moon in Pisces conjunct Saturn and trine the Sun, Mercury, and Mars in Scorpio in the sky on Tuesday will be like an emotion mirror in HD. And, frankly, you’ll look wrinkly as all hell if you don’t let loose. Try sinking into those feelings instead with music or a mood-appropriate movie. Get em out. Yell, cry, punch a pillow, or love fiercely. Get randomly kind. Whatever speaks to you. You will likely help you avoid a hell of an emotional hangover tomorrow and you might make this world a little better in the meantime.

  • Scorpio 10-24-23

    Oct 24, 2023… If someone tells you “Hey, don’t go that way. It’s dangerous!” but you’re all like “Shut up, idiot. I got this.” and then you end up sinking in quicksand in 2.5 seconds, then who’s the real idiot? Well, with the Moon in Pisces conjunct Saturn and trine the Sun, Mercury, and Mars in Scorpio, you could get a little too big for your britches, Scorpster. There’s a lesson for growth hidden here. Yes, Scorpios often have great intuition, but the key is to know how to tell gut feelings apart from being a stubborn, arrogant asshat. You’ve got a talent for feeling out situations and knowing things, but that doesn’t mean you aren’t subject to being absolutely, totally wrong sometimes. Keep it humble, keep it real, keep the mind open and stay chill. You’ve got this.

  • Libra 10-24-23

    Oct 24, 2023… Let them eat cake! Yes, because cake solves the problems of poverty, Antoinette. Honestly (rolls eyes)… Like Marie Antoinette, you could find yourself saying some dumb stuff as you give in to the desire to want to blindly defend your viewpoints today, Libra. Check your dogma at the door, dude. Even though you’re known for wisdom, there’s always room to improve, especially when it comes to expanding the mind. Full-frontal honesty here: you may get seriously tied down by your beliefs and are really super fixed in your opinions. Like, annoyingly so. Maybe a tad bit judgey. That may be the nature of Libra, but that doesn’t mean you can’t change things up. Make an effort today to learn something new or challenge your beliefs by speaking with people or watching videos by people who hold beliefs counter to your own. You never know what you could discover. Search on, Scales!

  • Virgo 10-24-23

    Oct 24, 2023… Karma might get all the credit for being a big B, but Virgos come in a close second when mad as a murder hornet. Today, the energy of the Moon in Pisces conjunct Saturn and trine the Sun, Mercury, and Mars in Scorpio will tempt you to dig in those stubborn heels in an argument, but don’t do it. You may find yourself needing to let go of an opinion you’ve been clinging to like a rock in a storm and accept that maybe you could be wrong. Isn’t that a kick in the head??? But learning something new? Could be an exciting start to a new opportunity if you open up to it. So shelve the need to hang on. Let go and see if this day offers you something new.

  • Leo 10-24-23

    Oct 24, 2023… If you go on a zipline without checking that your safety line is secure, you could be in for some trouble. Or you could have the time of your life. Leos tend towards the optimistic outcome in situations like this, but what happens when their anchors come undone? What if the entire dang zipline falls apart? The Moon in Pisces will conjunct Saturn and trine the Sun, Mercury, and Mars in Scorpio this Tuesday, which means the vibes will be about letting go of old viewpoints and outdated information. Not so tough for the Lion, right? After all, the Leo is always moving forward, aiming towards the future. Allow yourself to go through the motions in order to accept changes today, learn from them, and then make a newer, better, more secure zipline. For the hopeful, positive Lion, there will always be a new anchor to keep you steady.

  • Cancer 10-24-23

    Oct 24, 2023… If you enjoy being blindsided by exciting, new feelings that seem to come out of the blue with no warning, then you’ll definitely appreciate the vibes this Tuesday, Cancer. The Moon in Pisces will conjunct Saturn and trine the Sun, Mercury, and Mars in Scorpio. Whatever is a Crab to do with such changes? Embrace them, of course. Cancers will navigate any dang thing the sea of life throws at them like a seasoned captain. No matter what the Universe throws at you, you come back at it even stronger, usually with a middle finger salute to boot. You’ve got this, and you really don’t need me to tell you that, Cancer.

  • Gemini 10-24-23

    Oct 24, 2023… Remembering old traumas is about as fun as a barrel full of monkeys, if the monkeys are dead and the barrel is covered in poison spikes. The Moon in Pisces will conjunct Saturn and trine the Sun, Mercury, and Mars in Scorpio, and it could be great for teachable moments. More specifically, you could use some of your personal struggles to help someone else. Old traumas could be resurfacing, but instead of breaking down and breaking stuff because of the pain, you can use your analyzer ability to look at the old pain in a new light. You may get to help someone, which is a secret passion of Gemini (shhh, we won’t tell anyone your little secret). Use the vibes today and your superpower of self-improvement to help others deal with their own spikey barrels of dead monkeys. (Note: no monkeys were harmed in the making of this horoscope.)

  • Taurus 10-24-23

    Oct 24, 2023… All-wise and all-knowing may be your shtick, Taurus, but expect the rest of the Zodiac to tell you to, um, shtick it up your tail if you wade in today with advice without waiting to be asked. Your natural charm and charisma might have them biting their tongue, but trust me when I say they’ll probably be biting down on the f-bomb they want to let loose when you think you know their lives better than they do. With the Moon in Pisces conjunct Saturn and trine the Sun, Mercury, and Mars in Scorpio, you might be tempted to double down on your strong opinions and general know-it-all and can do it better energy, but if you use this day’s energy to listen and learn rather than advise and convince, you’ll have the kind of balanced day where no one will be tempted to tell you to go smudge yourself. They’ll be too busy appreciating your epic ability to listen and empathize.