Author: systems

  • Scorpio 10-31-23

    Oct 31, 2023… Some say that good health is the slowest way to die, and I think that’s pretty great. Fast deaths usually lead to angry, confused ghosts. Moral of the story? Die slowly! Why the heck am I talking about this? Well, Scorpster, this Tuesday’s vibes will be all about health and wellness. Unfortunately, often times Scorpios struggle with their mental well-being. Practicing self-kindness and seeking out help when you’re feeling down are just two ways you can work towards being healthier and dying slowly. You could also try cuddling a bunch of puppies, engaging in a tickle war, taking a bath in chocolate pudding, or making out with a hot stranger (wait, what? That’s not very socially distant of you!). Have some ideas? Great, now go out there and win the record for the slowest dying person ever! Woo!

  • Libra 10-31-23

    Oct 31, 2023… How’s it going, Libra? How are you feeling, really? The vibes today will be all about checking in with your body and making sure it’s getting all the vital nutrients, exercise, and massages that it could possibly need. After all, as far as current technology goes, this is the only body you’re getting in this lifetime. So take care of it. Eat healthy, be kind to yourself, and exercise if you can. Maybe try some new self-care routines. Or, like, any self-care. At all. Ever. Do what you gotta do to help your body be the best that it can be. That way, you can be the best version of you! Your future starts today. What are you waiting for?

  • Virgo 10-31-23

    Oct 31, 2023… Walking from one task to the next like the house is on fire could keep your heart rate up, but never slowing down may not be the best approach to overall wellness. Instead of doing all the things like the Little Red Hen on speed, working in a little downtime or well-paced work could help you achieve without over-achieving and running on fumes. Try not to multitask when you eat a meal. Enjoy each bite. Work in some self-care time as well as time for the people (or pets) you love. The Moon in Gemini square Venus in Virgo will make where you’re going less important than how you get there. The energy will flow well when you focus on health and wellness over stats and goals. You matter as much (more!) as any goal you achieve.

  • Leo 10-31-23

    Oct 31, 2023… Self-care is a thing and you may be neglecting it, big time, Leo. While you’re off ruling the world, your mind and body may be running at their limits. Slow it down and then hit the brakes, Lion, because this today will be officially deemed self-care awareness Tuesday! Who declared that? Well, me, obviously. I’m clearly an authority figure here. Now, ask yourself these questions: Have I been giving my mind enough rest? How about my body? Sure, it’s important to chase your passions, but it’s also important to make sure your body and mind aren’t being totally wrecked by your need for going ten thousand miles an hour, y’know? Take the time to check in with yourself. Deal?

  • Cancer 10-31-23

    Oct 31, 2023… If you’ve been totally ignoring your health like most people, then congrats because this Monday’s vibes will be perfect for a wake up call and health check-in, Cancer. The Moon in Gemini will square Venus in Virgo, so take a break and listen to your body. I mean, really listen. Whether you haven’t been eating right, exercising at all, or maybe haven’t had time to properly de-stress, health neglect can take a huge toll on your mental and physical well-being. Even if only for a few moments, ask your body what it needs. You’ll be glad you do.

  • Gemini 10-31-23

    Oct 31, 2023… If your idea of fitness is fittin this whole slice of pizza in your mouth, I feel you. I freaking love pizza. I mean, I wouldn’t marry it or anything… I mean, and get sauce on my dress? But pizza-love is a real and beautiful thing. But today the Moon will be in Gemini square Venus in Virgo, and your focus may shift over into the arena of wellness, Gem. Want to eat better, making healthier choices? Get a friend on board so you can cheer each other on and talk each other out of the junk food aisle of the grocery store. Want to up your spiritual game? Snag a friend to attend church with you or to do a daily gratitude practice. Think fresh, delicious produce, more energy, and fitness that also manages to be fun. And pizza sometimes, too, because Gems love a fun and delicious life!

  • Taurus 10-31-23

    Oct 31, 2023… Whenever someone calls me ugly, I get super sad and hug them because I can only imagine how hard life is for the visually impaired. HA! Laughter is the best medicine, truly. Speaking of medicine, when is the last time you took your health seriously, Taurus? Because, honestly, you can get so swept away by making sure that everything outside your life is in perfect order that you may be forgetting to check your insides. Get it together, Bull. Your mind-body health is super important! Lucky for you, the vibes today will be all about health! Use this as an opportunity to check in with yourself and give your body and mind what they need. This message has been brought to you by Mom Friends Stand United (Don’t bother looking that up. It’s not a real thing. Probably.).

  • Aries 10-31-23

    Oct 31, 2023… Heavy is the head that wears the crown and all that, am I right? Aries starts stuff. It’s what you do. Being the go-to person to help out friends, family, and work colleagues can wear you the hell out. A me-day may be in order with the Moon in Gemini square Venus in Virgo today. Spend some time taking care of your own needs for once. If that seems lazy to you, remember that sometimes you need to lead by example, and if getting some self-care, taking a nap, and treating yourself to a favorite meal will help others, who are you to argue, right?? Take one for the team, and maybe someone will even follow.

  • 10-30-23

    Today’s Astrovibe for 10/30/23: The Moon in Taurus will trine Pluto in Cap and then move into Gemini today. Be careful of lies… a vibe like this could indicate being lied to OR stretching the truth yourself and THEN getting busted. Keeping it real can help you own the day!

  • Pisces 10-30-23

    Oct 30, 2023… Like tea served piping hot, Fishies may come into today fierce. Dropping truth bombs and uncovering BS could be on the agenda with the Moon in Taurus trine Pluto in Cap and then moving into Gemini. Your inner wisdom may be throwing up red flags left & right, but that doesn’t mean you should throw f-bombs with impunity. Give it time, Cancer, and make sure you read the situation correctly. Just make sure that you don’t snip away a relationship that just needs a little healing. You love big, but you’re nobody’s fool.

  • Aquarius 10-30-23

    Oct 30, 2023… Nobody likes a two-faced lying liar who lies. There’s no denying that your gift for multitasking and complexity make you an all-around badass. The rest of the Zodiac may gravitate toward your charm & charisma, but with the Moon in Taurus trine Pluto in Cap and then moving into Gemini, the temptation to stretch the truth may be in the air. Just don’t. Stick to the truth & nothing but, and skip the gossip in favor of kind words instead. Kindness will go far today where double talking will only land you in deep doodoo. Your move, Water Bearers.

  • Capricorn 10-30-23

    Oct 30, 2023… Well, hello, Dr. Jekyll and Mr. Hide. We meet again. Okay, well, Capricorns probably won’t be running into a mad scientist with a split-personality, but thanks to the Moon in Taurus trine Pluto in Cap and then moving into Gemini, you could be in for some two-faced d-bags raining on your parade. Fear not, my Goat friend, for the actions of others shan’t matter to you one bit. Try not to sweat too much over the backstabbers and double-dealing ho bags in your life. They’re not even worth the skin off your elbow! Keep grooving to your own music and tell Dr. Jekyll/Mr. Hide to talk to the hand. As you were, Capricorn. As you were.